We have never lost a war.
We have never lost a war
Evan Kelly
Anthony Davis
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Bentley Nguyen
youtube.com
you lost this one mate
Henry Mitchell
we were also in nam remember
Gavin Campbell
Fuck me NZ btfo how can they ever recover????
Jose Flores
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Benjamin Martinez
honestly that is some pretty pathetic shit.
Josiah Ward
Hahaha get fucked kiwi fags
Colton Nguyen
the pouges wrote a song that said turkey kicked your ass a 100 years ago.
Carter Jackson
i no rite i cant believe how pathetically NZ lost
Connor Lopez
doesn't matter if you've never won a one either
Isaiah White
Percentage wise, didn't Anzac have the most casualties in WW2 out of everyone else too? out of soldiers fielded vs soldiers killed
Jayden Williams
Don't deny the Emu win.
You don't want to anger them.
Charles Martinez
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Mason Adams
Well for starters we beat the natives when they rebelled.
Then there's us being a part of WW1 & 2, and the time we've beat up Fiji and other island nations in an hour or so
Isaiah Sanders
Who do you think funded the emus?
Benjamin Hernandez
You lost with us in vietnam bro.
Tyler Taylor
>against maoris
how was that fight? Was it literally guns against sticks and stones?
Christian Rivera
Fucking kek
Tyler Lee
how could you cunt!
Oliver Foster
Our emu-equivalents were driven to extinction by Maori.
Michael Parker
We gave them guns, trained them, and still won.
Brayden White
New Zealand is apart of Australia so you also lost the Emu war
Caleb Nguyen
No, the Maoris were smart and traded guns for land with the Brits instead of shiny beads. That's called foresight.
They were pretty good with them too, they practiced early trench warfare.
Blake Cooper
Yet I'm forever alone so what does anything matter
Oliver Evans
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Jack Wood
Didn't you guys lost the war on obesity?
Aiden Hill
Don't forget the Cane Toad Conquistadors.
livescience.com
Justin Clark
It's like people don't know that Aussie and NZ are different countries...
John Gomez
can't remember but in ww1 20% of all men fought and 5% of all men died in the country
Aiden Cox
Maoris had guns and also developed a trench system for their forts which they could shoot out while the wall protected them and tunnels to hide in when we bombared them with artillery
Levi Davis
Boons are New zealanders
Charles Roberts
NZ was also in Nam
Ayden Sullivan
Maori were building Vauban-style forts, the New Zealand Wars are some really fascinating stuff.
Also there was a Maori king who converted to Mormonism.
Luke Wilson
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Caleb Foster
Its like people dont know anzac is a real thing
William Parker
>no brits
>no canadians
fair weather friends m8
Oliver Reyes
Remember that time our "N Force" occupied Australian clay?
Isaac Barnes
the maoris once got a cannon and started to fire down on royal navy ships in the waikato river
there is a really good 5 part tv series on it
youtube.com
Asher Morris
>Tens of thousands of Kiwis on the Gold Coast
>That one labour MP who wanted to clone Moas back into existence
Post yfw we win Emu War 2: Moa Boogaloo and partition Australia with the Emus
Justin Hughes
Fucking disgraceful lads
Lincoln Lewis
It looks like something out of Monty Python.
Caleb Morgan
Fucking bird niggers
Christian Moore
Hows those mosques coming? Must be close to 100 now right? Pretty comfy here with our 9 desu.
Lucas Edwards
Children should be seen and not heard.
Caleb Mitchell
>Australians talking shit ITT
Reminder that this happened on home ground
Jeremiah Torres
t Kawimbo Madoowbe
Dominic Brown
Meanwhile, in reality.
Joseph Taylor
Pathetic, NZ.
Jeremiah Stewart
(((2013)))
Adam Jenkins
>literally cheat to beat sub par nation
>pathetic
OK.
Luke Miller
you poor naive fool.
war has no victors. except the dead which know release from the cruelty of this life.
Aaron Lopez
Piss off you stupid kike cunt
Jeremiah Wood
Remind us all what % white you are lads.
Zachary Cox
unlike ausfags we never lost a war to animals. fucking smashed deer into hiding.
Lucas Hill
That's when our last census was, Muhammed.
>nguyen
I work for an Aussie company. You have more chinks and curries than you know.
Nolan Ward
Please tell that is not a baboon.
Ryder Gutierrez
2013 was over 3 years ago, your data is probably out dated
Evan Russell
Look at this cuck trying to defend himself...
Sad!
Grayson Wright
Should've cheated harder than us, kiwi
Colton Murphy
>THEY ARE INVADING US WILSON!
Its the Pacific for fuck sakes.
Oliver Gomez
Aussies are made because their government is shit.
Austin Kelly
both of ours are
Christopher Walker
Yours is shitter.
Nolan Flores
why must we fight, kiwibro?
in a world of conflict, what harm is our unity?
Mason Edwards
>pic
What's it like living in Lebanon?
Landon Cruz
t. urbanite retard
Lincoln Fisher
lebs are only found in concentrated areas, ive never seen any outside of sydney
are those animals native? did you kill it yourself
Eli Evans
Patience pengyou
Lincoln Thomas
Exactly. Where to you think chinks are?
Zachary Butler
im assuming sydney aswell, whats your point
Christian Evans
non native pests. I go hunting almost every weekend, so much meat I give most away to friends and family
Tyler Carter
see
>a fucking leaf
David Ward
keep fighting the good fight brother
i long for the day that cats and foxes no longer roam these lands
Juan Thomas
In New Zealand. They are in Auckland because they have to live in a city. They can't handle the rest of New Zealand.
Noah Sanchez
Y-you guys started it.
Btw vegemite a shit.
Michael Gonzalez
>Auckland
They aren't even kiwis anymore.
Asher Myers
db, vegemite is superior to marmite, I'll concede that.
Cooper Roberts
thats true, i went to high school in a town of 10k people and in my year of 50 people there was like 4 non whites, one was fijian, one was vietnamese, one was a maori and the other i have no idea where but she was black
they were all good people since they werent chinks, maoris should be considered honourary anglos
vegemite isnt shit youre just not eating it right
Isaiah Kelly
fallow deer
Gabriel Morris
kek
Nathan Lopez
>maoris should be considered honourary anglos
You don't know Maoris.
Adam Nguyen
haha true, ive met alot of maoris here and theyre all cool, maybe its because theyre such a minority and cant be cunts here because its not their homeland
Dominic Sanders
No one can invade your country because no one knows where it is
Justin Perry
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Thomas Turner
Basically this. You get the good Maoris while the shit ones stay here and try to be gangsta.
Isaiah Edwards
Everyone but Americans know where it is. America doesn't even know where Canada is.
Joseph Morales
Oh, Australia, it's your new flag?
Matthew White
I want to make fun of you but your country is based as fuck.
Adam Thompson
>Nuclear war breaks out
>Nobody can figure out where we are so they don't fire any nukes
>Fallout doesn't travel far enough to reach us
>Go on a trip to Svalbard to grab some seeds that can survive better in the slightly cooler temperatures brought about thanks to the nuclear winter
>Have 20% of the worlds remaining population
>Sink the refugee boats filled with ghouls that managed to drift over
>Become eternal hyperpower
bretty good
Jaxson Lewis
Yep, thats the scenario and thats why i want to move to NZ. But those fucking earthquakes.
Levi Jones
They aren't too bad usually, the latest big one only closed a highway until a few years from now and killed 2 people. And that was bigger than the one that btfo'd Italy. And if they were competent, it's a good way for the government to create jobs every time a city has a bunch of buildings fall over