>have to write a 300 word essay on ww2 history tomorrow
>Haven't even started yet
How fucked am I?
Have to write a 300 word essay on ww2 history tomorrow
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>300 word essay
How old are you? 14 years old?
RIP OP
YOURE FUCKING DONE
Nigger that's 1 paragraph
>300 word
Mate, I shitposting more in an hour.
300 words isn't shit. stop being a bitch.
to be honest it's pretty difficult to condense WW2 in 300 words.
He just write about the holocaust then.
>300 words
holy shit!! is that a fucking thesis??
Not that fucked.
Start no
Is and you should be fine.
It's 300 words. I make shitposts longer than that.
>300 word essay
>3 0 0 W O R D
>literally three hundred words
m8 i've written shitposts longer than 300 words on Sup Forums its literally nothing, and on a topic as massive as ww2
you should consider just killing yourself
Kekd
>300 words
really? At best that's like ten minutes worth of work.
What the fuck. That's like 5 minutes of work.
>have to do as 6.000.000 word essay on the Holocaust by 4/20
>still stuck at 50.000
It all started with France being a cunt after world war one... they got what they deserved and begged other people to clean up the mess for them.
Submit
Title it "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong"
ITT: newfags
Let me help you with that.
You'll start with the following title: "Hitler did literally nothig wrong".
Is this the ultimate newfag detector? Every time it gets posted there's at least a handful of people that take it seriously.
>3 uni exams in two weeks
>Not even started learning.
Better stop shitposting.
Quite if you get your info here.
This is why Trump won
That's two maybe three paragraphs, OP. Get to work.
how old are you, 12?
Holocaust Never Happened x 100
That's fucked m8
just write HOLOCOAST 300 times
You fucking lunatic! How could you let spiral so far out of control?! What were you thinking?!
That's like 10 minutes of work get on it faggot.
Totally fucked. Not because writing about WWII is hard (it's one of the most well-documented and fascinating parts of history), but because you're a fucking idiot.
>300 word essay
What are you illiterate?
>proud of knowing memes and lurking
Sad!
Bwahahaha
>300?
Are you missing a zero, or in a class for retards?
That's like 15 sentences.
Get working on it now and you'll be done in like an hour or two. 300 words ain't shit, especially with a topic like ww2.
>big bad moustached meanie takes control of germany and makes it racis! then he annexes austria but no one cares cause its fucking austria and then he annexes czechs so now the bongs and frogs start caring a little but still dont do anything and then he attacks poland for the lulz so now the bongs get pissed and strike back. then the moustached guy steamrolls france because theyre just cheese eating surrender monkeys and give up after 2 hours. later on he also attacks russia for that sweet agricultural land but the slavs just keep getting in the way fucking commies. also a bunch of shit happens in asia and eventually america gets involved cause japs just cant resist sinking us ships. somehow americans also get in on the action in europe and bomb the germans into oblivion while they get raped by russians on the ground. also the moustache guy kills a bunch of jews and if i dont put this in i fail the class because prof Steinowitz doesnt like it if we ever forget the six gorrilion
the end
lel haven't seen this meme in a good while
>300 word essay
Underage b&
This shit's older than Sup Forums.
Just drop out.
I dropped out and got a job as a chef at Wendy's. Currently making six figures + bonuses. I'm maxing out my 401k and will retire by 40.
KEKED!
Just make shit up about the nazis killing jews and the glorious united world (make sure not to use nationalism - the teachers will fuck you up for that) brought them down and saved the day.
Then mention something about racism, capitalist greed and inequality ruining the alliance and starting the cold war when we all could have been friends and helping each other. That should do the trick.
...
Lele 300 words, thats like not even half a page. Highschooler confirmed.
Wait until you get to college and you get to write a 20000 word paper on social inequality, pure 100% concentrated fun!
Have a good time while it lasts kid.
>all these newfigs
All that's great and all, but how big is your cock?
>hitler did nothing wrong
>holohoax
Just write it like this:
>Hitler was evil.
>Patriotism leads to becomming a natsoc.
>Commie rebels inside Germany were the good goys.
>Axis committed all the war crimes and allies none.
You will get 100% of points.
>tfw have to write 1 word essay about thermodynamics
wat do Sup Forums?? :---(((((((
>American education
You're fucking embarrassing dude
>300 word essay on ww2 history tomorrow
Describe how America beat both the nazi's and japan in 300 words or less.
Wow, that's fucking hard.
It's no big deal.
If you get started right now you can get the fuck off of Sup Forums
Is 300 words the upper limit? Because then it would actually be kind of tough.
>300 words
Wow its fucking nothing.
>300 words
>1 page
pretty nigger-tier to be fucked for that
Thermodynamics is:
[spoiler]Cool.[/spoiler]
The End
It's still fun. He's LARPing, we're LARPing, everybody's LARPing.
>essay
>300 words
pfffffft if that worries you then wait until you have to do 10k dissertations.
781 words about ww2
automatic A++++++++++++
Better drop some redpills.
>having word requirements on a dissertation
top kek u fucking britfag a proper dissertation is done when it's fucking done regardless of word count
>asking Sup Forums to help with your homework
>222
LARPing confirmed
P.V=n.R.T
The new faggotry is astounding
This pasta has been around longer than fucking Sup Forums
My paper is on world war 2 and the battle of so and so more specifically, which took place here and on this day. tenth of the way done already tard
>>>r/The_Donald
>it wasn't frances fault for illegally enforcing an unpayable war debt on germany for a war that ended in a draw
Just gotta start and not stop. You'll Be done before you know it. Just choose a front you are familiar with.
Also underaged
your new as fuck faggot. this is stale pasta
great maker, after a british education do you even know 300 words? just use some more than once and you should get through it ok.
>hur dur this is a dumb pasta
>i am going to post in it and contribute nothing
>been doing this for over a decade of my life
>please kill me
Just write how the nazis invaded Poland and then got ass fucked by the soviets and commies won; guaranteed 100
Sorry, I'm not autistic enough to be here 24/7 since the beginning of the internet.
Let me larp you fucking burger. You also let the jews larp when they talk about the muuuuh 6 gorillion.
I wrote a several thousand word bachelor's thesis in about 12 hours. Still passed with a good mark.
300 words? Stop complaining and get to work.
I say it was Belgium's fault for getting walked over twice.
Damn OP, you are fucked.
>muh education system is so good, much better than americas
>my thesis took 12 hours
pick one
>Actually believing they fell for it
Turns out that you are the newfag
Just write "Hitler did nothing wrong." 75 times
Why should beligum get raped to save a bunch of faggots in france that started the shit to begin with?
300 words, the fuck? Are you in 4th grade?
Why are anglo countries so dumb and lazy
Dunno brorski
>300 words
"Hitler was bad." 99 times.
"REEEEEEEEEEE" sprinkled in.
Done. High marks. 100% A+
If you haul ass and plagerize a bit from obscure places I think you'll be fine. Better start now man.
Nah he needs to put "Hitler was literally Hitler." 50 times.
My university gave out flyers that said that using or sharing software with sexist content is sexual harrasment, how fucked am I?
would this get you in trouble?
300 words? Lazy fuck, it's a half hours work
You're fucked dude.
>People literally post about their homework now.
I'm starting to feel I'm too old for this site.
>300 word essay
Are you in year fucking 4?