ITT: It's the 50's and we're all Eisenhower

ITT: It's the 50's and we're all Eisenhower

Man i sure hope some we won't be ruled by some big chinned brothers in the future

hey ike this is ike

Is Ike the most uninspiring speaker of any president ever?

Unironically the best president since ww2.

Ended Korean war and warned everyone about the military industrial complex.

boy I can't wait to deport all these fucking illegals for good

Uh Ike? Why are you talking to yourself?

Wow, sure my cloning program is working, hi there Eisenhowers!

Nuke korea on my orders

Interstates f yeah

No you idiots I'm Eisenhower

>when rich assholes like Fred Trump pay 91% on their taxes, we have money to pay for things like an Interstate Highway System and create a Golden Age for the middle class

>Jobs are plentiful and the pay is good
>Society is cohesive
>Industry in the US is at an all time high
>No college degrees required
>No economic nihilism
>Everyone is married with 3 kids, a house, two cars, and a summer home

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Would be a shame if Republicans fucked all that up

I'M THE ONLY ONE NAMED EISENHOWER HERE YOU FILTHY CLONE

>when I dont close any tax loopholes, this 91 percent is meaningless, perhaps the middle class prospers because women are not in the workforce and our money is still backed by metal

Dumdum here. What is the industrial military complex?

Niggers

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Where the fuck are my cigarettes? What did that aid do with my Walter Raleigh and rolling papers?

Everything attached to the army and defense sectors. Basically, very large companies with huge defense contract that benefits whenever the US army is out bombing people. Since they provide for the army, wars are a cashcow for them, and it's in their best interest for the US to be at war so the cash flow to them.

Is Stalin dead yet? Why can't we fight the nazis again?

"You sure got a fine kid here Fred, he might even make a good president some day"