You get on the plane and see this

you get on the plane and see this.

>SUP WHITEBOI WE GONNA BE YOUR MUHFUGGEN PILOTS TODAY!

What do?

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holy shit thats a scary sight

Call my wife and tell her to increase our life insurance so she can at least be comfy after my death

No need, Tyrone will keep her nice & comfy

> iight!

hold my chair as i see the plane approaching some towers in the distance

Planes fly themselves nowadays, makes sense they can finally sit on those seats.

Get down between their legs and service my Amazonian Qwanz

CRASH IT WITH NO SURVIVORS

Take the picture and asked them to return the costumes for the next customers.

so what? a lot of domestic american airlines have black and/or female pilots. i've been on domestic flights in the US flown by them.

it's not nearly as scary as the number of pilots who think it's ok to fly after drinking or taking drugs

540 and moonwalk away

kek'd

>negro
>women

Dis is yo pilot speaking. We in fo some daaaaamn fine turbulence

made me think

Aw fuck ya! Pass the joint!

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Like iphones.
>we internet now!

crash plane

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I travel quite often and have flown in and out of damn near every hub. I have never once seen a sheboon pilot.

turn 360 degrees and chimpout

There's something wrong already when I (as a passenger) have been let in the cockpit

Aww hell no

Crash the plane

sucker punch both to show you know the rules of black culture

IT IS OUR PLEASURE TO HAVE Y'ALL ON BOARD JIGABOO AIRLINES

nice one australia

get off

allah akbar

Is this soul plane 2?

WE BE FLYING AN SHIT NIGGAA
White bois in the back.

The one on the left is fine.

>why you white-ass tower lookin at me like da-

>negro flying plane

Which is why I only fly ANA or JAL.

It's a cock pit
It has cocks in it
I don't see the problem.

Why are there two Andre 3000 flying my plane?

Why the fuck would you get on a plane with absurdly large chrome wheels and pot smoke pouring out of it?

>SUP WHITEBOI WE GONNA BE YOUR MUHFUGGEN PILOTS TODAY!

Me:

>SHIIIIIET!

There's only one nigger chick that I like - Brittney White. Dat hoe hot, I'd fuck her booty with my big white cock, cucking a nigga or two.

take my seat and shitpost on Sup Forums

It's Andre 6000, bro.

Pace back in forth on the plane.. arms flailing like wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man while screeching inaudibly

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Do a 360 and walk away

Inform their boss that they were swearing at me and i do not appreciate that.

"I HOPE YOU DO YOUR BEST TODAY"

White men have already programmed the planes to fly themselves.

So niggas can pretend to be pilots now.

it's a scientific fact that on average women have a worse sense of spatial awarness than men.

Nothing. They're trained pilots, and the training is heavy. They must be in the 0,2% smartest niggers.

A 360 will get you going in the same direction you were before. I think you mean a 180. These nigresses will probably be smarter than you.

Get on the right flight. My step father is a pilot and if I let him know that I'll be flying somewhere before hand he'll bid to be the pilot for that flight so we can hang out after.

>They're trained pilots, and the training is heavy. They must be in the 0,2% smartest niggers.
This.
Plus they look pretty masculine. I'm pretty sure they have more testosterone than half of Sup Forums

>A 360 will get you going in the same direction you were before. I think you mean a 180. These nigresses will probably be smarter than you.

90 degrees to the right, 270 degrees to the left.
What now faggot?

>unzip dick

Either I get sex or I get thrown off the plane.
Either way is win

Oh shit.

Damn, Denmark at it again with the white dick.

I will even dip my balls in spicy sauce just so the niggresses can't whine about non-spicy food.

AY HOL' UP
LEMME ADJUST DEEZ ALTITUDE NOTS

"I think there is a bomb under my seat"

Shout bomb so i get off the plane

Immediately exit the plane..

Turn 360 degrees, then run and dive.