/ptg/ President Trump General - Paisanos Watch Out! Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
greatagain.gov/
donaldjtrump.com/
Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump interview w/ABC 1/25/17
youtu.be/XRnVdgmnBHA
>Pres Trump remarks @DHS 1/25/17
youtu.be/rMgTjq0SYxs
>Pres Trump signs EO on immigration/The Wall 1/25/17
youtu.be/W1BiwV54NtE
>Pres Trump meets w/Cong. Leaders 1/24/17
youtu.be/WETEbQiIafQ
>Pres Trump signs pipelines EO 1/24/17
youtu.be/-IwCP6n9d9c
>Pres Trump Meets w/US Automakers 1/24/17
youtu.be/YLqiFFmcgLM
PREV APPEARANCES: pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT

TRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS
pastebin.com/jdKba6vu
WH PRESS BRIEFINGS
pastebin.com/QidpHWKJ
PRESIDENT TRUMP INAUGURATION
pastebin.com/QfU3TZSP
CONFIRMATION HEARINGS
pastebin.com/7JXPkkw3

FUN STUFF
>Ron Paul praises Trump
youtu.be/JPck8wd3tAo
>When they go low, we go high
youtu.be/17BpH4NYQW8
>TrumpBot vs Mexico
youtu.be/jNmTBESoJ1A
>Trump All Your Base Are Belong to Us
youtu.be/Kn9Xsmj942E
>Make America Aesthetic Again
youtu.be/PohVAmIjPEA
>Shadilay
youtu.be/ZNriNoWOtXA

INSPIRATION
>Hold Back The Night
youtu.be/ldnH5ms50Jc
>Inauguration of Fire
youtu.be/XKf8jSiaghU
>#TrumpTheEstablishement
youtu.be/kIsctZlgMqg
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>TRUMP - MAGA
youtu.be/PagVeZgHbhk
>Trump Triumphant
www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ulway
>We Are The Silent Majority
youtu.be/3lrrPG5iPAk
>American Comeback Story
youtu.be/pm8n9qVIK_8
>AD: Trump's Argument for America
youtu.be/vST61W4bGm8
>Trump - Never Come Down (3hrs Long)
youtu.be/zxXfHxceMg4

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first awoo for Joe

>Hey paisanos, it's time for the Super Mario Bros Super Show!

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This guys voice is deep.

Trump will win

PRAISE KEK

DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU

>Praying.
REEEEEEEEE!
How Anti-Semitic and Islamaphobic.

ANNEX ALBERTA

Lol ameircans praying like fucking muslims.

This is just a little note from a Mexican studying in the UK (inb4 hur hur mexican intellectuals, I'm at Oxford motherfuckers)

We've been invading your homeland for decades. At least 30% of your population is loyal wholly and entirely to Mexico and the Mexican race. And a not-insignificant white minority will always side with us. A MAJORITY of your country sides with Mexico over Trump given his disastrous popularity.

We have the upper-hand here, don't you get it yet? The moment you trigger any hostility towards Mexico and our leaders give us a sign, you're getting FUCKED UP. And the best thing? Your white politicians and media will be on OUR side! You're about to get fucking cucked, you fat ignorant colonialist fucks.

We are in your apartments, we are in your schools, we are in your places of work, we are in your houses, in many cases we are in your women.

You will lose America, and you will lose HARD.

>CHRISTFAGS

I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW

>mexico thinks it won't pay

post yfw (Romney is Mexico)

¡Ay, caramba!

Trump pressconf tomorrow. Will anybody survive it?

fucking prayers

>Mexico willingly abandons the negotiation table
MEXICAN INTELLECTUALS

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Substitute the christian god for Kek and enjoy the prayer

>L E T
>U S
>P R A Y

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>that voice

OMG MAKE HIM ANNOUNCER ALWAYS

DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU

>saying a prayer at a congressional meeting
O man godless liberals eternally BTFO

DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU

Ryan is sperging out.

new pasta, saved

>A M E N

>paul ryan

Oh and I almost forgot

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>mfw

This is just a little note from a Mexican studying in the US (inb4 hur hur illegal I'm undocumented motherfuckers)

We've been invading your homeland for decades. At least 30% of your population is loyal wholly and entirely to Mexico and the Mexican race. And a not-insignificant white minority will always side with us. A MAJORITY of your country sides with Mexico over Trump given his disastrous popularity.

We have the upper-hand here, don't you get it yet? The moment you trigger any hostility towards Mexico and our leaders give us a sign, you're getting FUCKED UP. And the best thing? Your white politicians and media will be on OUR side! You're about to get fucking cucked, you fat ignorant colonialist fucks.

We are in your apartments, we are in your schools, we are in your places of work, we are in your houses, in many cases we are in your women.

You will lose America, and you will lose HARD.

I never thought things would be going to incredible in just less than a week. This is the most exciting thing I've seen in a very long time.

This triggers the shill

sage

Can you imagine

PLEASE NO, SENOR TRUMP, NOT IN FRONT OF MY PEOPLE

ahahahahahahahahahaha

HE'S FUCKING DONE RETARDS

praise kek

I still haven't found my wallet.

That takes me back.

Drumpf won't recover from this

>cuck ryan

Muted.

>It's a Paul Ryan episode

>Paul Ryan

MUTED, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT I FUCKING HATE YOU WITH ALL MY GUTS GOD FUCKING DAMMIT DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE FUCK

Everyone ready to buy USD/MXN?

>meanwhile, outside

youtube.com/watch?v=ypPg29hidCw

DO NOT LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU

Don't worry, he's not speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=odeXKQ_E8iU

Would you rather a Allahu Akbar blowing up 60 people? Or 1 minute of a flying spaghetti monster speech?

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MIKE PENCE IN DA HOUSE

>Pence introduced
>Yurtle the Turtle speaks

what stream are you watching Sup Forums?

Fox livestream chat is on FUCKING FIRE

over 30K people watching

NOOOOO Not the polls. It's our only weakness.

Threadly reminder that Peña Nieto is only 5'8" compared to the Big Don's six two

Mike "DEUS VOLT" Pence

KEK
LITTLE ANGRY BEANS

Am I the only one who hallucinates a Franklin-like shell on Mitch McConnell's back every time I see him?

Nigga, why is your room messy enough to lose it?

ANDREW JACKSON

Why is it always rainbow flags? Trump never said anything against gays.

We just spent a two year campaign where we seized the highest office in the world where we reached the conclusion that polls are shitty, manipulated, and unreliable, why do we suddenly give a fuck now?

>what stream are you watching Sup Forums?

>youtube.com/watch?v=mdSdl9uvEX0

Trump to speak soon

youtube.com/watch?v=mdSdl9uvEX0

We have Mad Dog. You have nothing.

THERE HE IS!

youtube.com/watch?v=mdSdl9uvEX0

FUCK YOU, PMURT

Guys

Can Trump win against the mexican government?

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

Sup Forums GAVES ME ERROR

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>high-caste, elite, white Mexican of Anglo-German descent pretending to care about the poor brown beaner midgets that his country conveniently exports to the U.S.

huh

35k now

TRUMP IS JACKSON

JACKSON GOT RID OF NATIVES
TRUMP GETS RID OF MEXICANS

ANDREW JACKSON

BLOWS
THE
FUCK
OUT
OF
EVERYBODY

Think he's got lifts?

>yfw this has actually been going down over time as everyone tall enough to hop the fence already did

>war with Mexico incoming

lmao
>we suck your dick now donald!! youre gonna make history
weak turtle fucking faggot

>Swastikas being posted
Just lol

HE'S HERE

ANDREW JACKSON FUCK YEAH

OK I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU NAZIS. NEJOY THE BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

FUCK.

Can any history buffs recommend some good, unbiased books on Andrew Jackson?

FOX 10

First thing that popped into my head.

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This is gonna backfire horribly if he picks that Barry hag in his late 70s. No way the dems wouldn't "Scalia" his picks.

>not many of you know this but most of the first presidents of america were part of the establishment
>*chuckles*
>and then andrew jackson came along

OH FUCK THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD

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Sun Tzu said 'When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard'

There are better ways to fuck with us (see: The last 100 years), but this is just aiming at our head and shooting yourselves in the foot.

STOP MR.PRESIDENT I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE WINNING IT HURTS

NICE TO WIN

ANDREW JACKSON SCULPTURE

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT ITS HAPPENING

CAN WE FINALLY UN-SMEAR JACKSON'S NAME?