Why is pol so jelly of canada? is it because its literally the best country?
> good economy
> good nature
> good health care
> strong passport
> polite
> smart immigration system
> no one call them stupid
> no one call them fat
> great integration of minorities
> low crime rates
> 0 terror attacks
> no one hate Canada (except for poltards)
> none evil
the list can go on and on and i just think its based
>roach
don't you dare talk about the human species ever again
Fuck you im canadian , im working here
Thanks Turkey
I had a gf that was a quarter turkish once
she was nice
>Roach praising leafs to a crowd of humans
We can legally give animals blowjobs, we only have sunshine 6 months out of 12, and our prime minister is a cucklord. What's not to love?
You can't legally do that dude. That's kinda fucked up
The only leafnigger I could probably have a normal conversation with.
You're Quebecois, right?
> good economy
Mediocre and largely thanks to the previous Harper Conservative government.
>good nature
Undeniably true, no thanks to state though.
>good health care
Yeah that'd be why Canadians who can afford it flock to the US for treatment.
>strong passport
True of any 1st world country for now.
>polite
Well genuine (Scottish/English/Irish) Canadians are yes. French and immigrants not so much.
>smart immigration
Retarded immigraiton system gamed to achieve displacement of Canadians by 3rd worlders.
>no one call them stupid
Not powerful enough to receive enough attention or envy for people to bother.
>no one call them fat.
They're typically Western/North American levels of obesity.
>great integration of minorities
Bullshit.
>low crime rates
In white areas yeah - same as any other part of the world.
>0 terror attacks
Fuck off you scum - demonstrably untrue just with reference to the last couple of years.
>no one hate Canada
Apart from Canada's own political elite and a sizable proportion of the Canadian electorate yeah.
>none evil
"none human"
Very accurate, Nigel. God save the Queen.
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>literally the best country
>country
kek
>>polite
>Well genuine (Scottish/English/Irish) Canadians are yes. French and immigrants not so much.
On immigrants : 3rd world immigrants only.
In francophones : fuck you.
these are literally all wrong
A White Male Doctor set up a scholarship for straight Caucasions. After he died, an Ontario Female SJW judge overruled him and stated that minorities would be given preference.
You can now legally rape animals in Canada.
We import 750k 3rd world non-whites a year for a population of 35m, 10m+ of which are non-white. By 2030, 95%+ of babies born will be non-white.
The economy is complete shit, we get nothing for our natural resources because we give the shit away for free for (((globalism))). Nestle pays literally $3.79 for 1 million litres of fresh water then sells it to California for $40M USD. Canada gets literally
>>great integration of minorities
>Bullshit.
You're right, minorities like south-east Asians are treated like shit but it is especially true for the natives.
Muslims, in the other hand, garner all the attention from our beloved national Justin who visits even the most radical mosques in Toronto because muh tolerance.
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>Wtf is this Roach talking
>Defending leafs
How much the kikes pay you?
>On immigrants : 3rd world immigrants only.
3d world yet, but picking only the educated and skilled to immigrate to canada
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ok but
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No, fuck French Canadians. Just a rural white user
Anyone else remember that time on a canadian bus where a dude killed someone and began eating him?
That was fucking hilarious
You understand America literally makes jokes daily about you, right?
Fuck, even our most leftist television shows mock the fuck out of Canada. How I Met Your Mother literally had a Canadian cunt on just so they could regularly mock what a joke you are.
Leftists even think your country is a joke.
Wow, America makes jokes about Canada daily?
There aren't many countries America jokes about daily, you must love us
>good economy
They literally sold all their gold
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I mean, America does love Canada. We literally tried to free you from Dad.
But that doesn't mean we don't also think of modern Canada as a joke.
canada has no respect because it's not really a country
it's a line of a couple of cities along the USA border on the land that no one wanted populated with folks no one wanted
and they are so uninteresting, lacking any culture, history that they put a fucking LEAF on their flag
they are a country just in a formal sense, being patriotic about canada is literally being retarded
no one gives a fuck about the leaf and no one respects the leaf
We need help. Take back canada pls
Leader of passive aggressiveness and the world's largest refugee camp. Even the english here are descendents of americans too stupid to join the revolutionary war.
You tried to pick apart what OP said, but your only argument here is integration of minorities
>Great integration of minorities
This used to be very true, when we did not bring in large amounts of the same minority at once. Now they can just stay within their own little groups and not be forced (socially) to become Canadian.
I cannot remember the last time I met an immigrant that was white. It is all poos, Chinese, Filipinos and Arabs/Somalis.
We literally just a big refugee camp and our dumbfuck government is eager to take Muslim cock in the ass. Just fucking annex us already.
why would you do that to yourself
immigration system is actually smart
Enjoy having a muslim loving prime minister who also calls himself a feminist
>post doesn't count as shitposting
>post has a leaf in it
Pick one.
>roach defending leafs
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP