How do I stop HATING this thing?

How do I stop HATING this thing?

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Hate?
I only feel pity.

His existence is starting to affect me

Not even Brianna Wu looks this bad

>tfw one of my comfiest memories of all time was snugged up one evening for hours watching cosmo WR windwaker
>it will never happen again

Stop paying attention to it

what even is that

Coulda had a career speedrunning making cash

Now gonna speedrun his way to death

Cosmos / Narcissa Wright

I can't stop. He's storing gas and feces in his stomach, so much that it's causing him excruciating pain. I need to see how this ends

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MASQUERADE VIOLATION

This, many such cases. Sad.

PRECIOOOOUUUUUS

God I feel bad for Cosmo. How in the FUCK did he end up like this? Was it really because he got cocked or what?

Jesus it got worst. Never thought that would be possible.
F... I guess

Cucked*

>hating the mule

Dont worry, soon your hate will be replaced by total loyalty and adoration.

Welcome to our mutant overlord.

worse*
But seriously what's his explanation for this kind of behavior?

youtu.be/hojsfADDCW0

Here's the biggest question for me regarding Cosmo's 'transition': his new name, Narcissa. NARCISSA. That's literally the name of the dude who was in love with himself so much that he starved because he was spent all day staring at his reflection.

Meanwhile the tranny ideal is to get as much attention as you can drawn to yourself. It's fucking pottery.

by finding bigger things to hate

The years have not been kind to Noel Fielding.

How do you guys find out about these people?

like everyday on Sup Forums there's a thread about some "celebrity" i've never heard of.

He used to be fairly well-known among serious video-gamers for speedrunning, and he made buttloads of cash at the same time.

Now you can see in the second post that he looks like a Lord of the Rings orc and does nothing but make faces at the camera. And still gets paid.

How long until it does porn?

Combination of losing all his WRs, getting BTFO embarrassingly at E3, and drinking way too much estrogen-filled soy

but why are so many people watching speedrunning and "reaction" vids?

that sounds like the most tedious media to consume.

This, I feel really bad for him.

youtube.com/watch?v=HKOVuO7itUI

Pure horror tier

Can't wait for the suicide stream when breath of the wild bombs as a speedgame.

Did he really turn into a trap because his ex girlfriend left him for some black guy?

Is this the faggot who got cucked by a nigger?

I read on twitter that he caught his girlfriend sucking a bbc at her house, which traumatized him and made him turn himself into a trap. What a faggot.

Too much time on /pol

crikey

Explain this

That was awful.

john numbers

Underrated

What is this creature and why is it posting on the internet instead of eating billy goats under it's bridge?

Looks like Edward Scissorhands aborted baby

is that Milo?

No idea. I never understood the popularity either. I guess people like seeing their childhood games being taken to a new level.

>taken to a new level

i like cooking, wouldn't want to watch speed cooking

i like tennis, wouldn't want to watch speed tennis

i like reading, wouldn't want to watch speed reading

It's more the fascination of seeing a game that took you months to complete getting rekt by a soon-to-be tranny in 25 minutes

No, no, you were right the first time.

It's not so much about the speed. Your metaphor kinda falls apart when you consider that you do enjoy top chefs breaking the boundaries of flavor, or tennis players dominating their field. The reading thing is just dumb and unrelated but you get it (and if someone could read war and peace in 20 minutes and tell you all about it, it would still be pretty impressive)

I think the story goes he was 1337 gamer but got btfo at some gaymen event so fucking hard it literally mindbroke him as if taken straight out of a doujin.

speed gaming is memorization...i'm not interested in that for the same reason that solving a rubrics cube in 30sec isn't appealing to me.

who cares that someone spent 300 hours memorizing a pattern?

narcissa is one of the most beautiful girls i've ever seen
am i mentally ill? even when she makes that cringe face, i just think it's adorable.

(You)

i'm serious

You have issues

>How long until it does porn?
It. TROLOOLOL

What kind of rodent/marsupial is that?

Kys

>who cares that someone spent 300 hours memorizing a pattern?
anyone listening to music. the very exact desterity, muscle memory, timing, etc required in speedrunning could be related to playing an instrument. it's sad that the runners aren't developing a usable skill and would have been better off spending all that time autistically learning an instrument but i can't argue that it isn't a skill, more than just memorization.

also for world record speedrunners in ooc or majora's mask i'd guess that they're at 10k or in the upper thousands in hours spent learning and practicing the game

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This dude is trolling hard

>i like cooking, wouldn't want to watch speed cooking
nah speed cooking sounds neat

Cozmo is why I am stealth. This guy is a fucking trainwreck who is a hasbeen.

Explain plz

he's trying to simulate pregnancy

PREGNANCY SIMULATOR
*jams feces into anus*

That your gf OP?

>Nosferatu
That was my first thought.

soylent bro. and out of plastic bottles no less

is that how he looks now?

exactly like a goblin!

This can't be true, he can't be this retarded. Plz tell me this guy is trolling.
I liked his oot speedruns and his comfy commentary just for seeing my favourite childhood me broken back when he still was a boy and now this....
Shame

don't be jealous

Why do you even care?

god fucking damn it, cosmo..

post girl benis no homo

Kind of reminds me of someone...

Being transgender doesn't affect speedrunning. What's the big deal?

Why hate when you can ignore?

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you should re-evaluate the direction of your life.

Everything literally imploded when Cosmo stopped speedrunning on Twitch. Stopped getting money, had to pay for all these treatments, girlfriend left, went broke. I don't see why he didn't just continue his Twitch career to keep the money flowing in. Just point the camera back at the controller like old times. Problem solved

JOHN
FUCKING
NUMBERS

CIS WHITE MALES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck this ugly Jew. Sage.

>the sticky noises his mouth is making are louder than him singing