Brit/pol/ - Are Angel Edition

>May plans to feed off of Trump's energy as she promises that her Global© Modern Britain™ will "enhance ties" with the USA. Hello, Iran..!
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38747979

>Government to publish Brexit White Paper
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38737967

>British Steel to reverse salary cut for workers
theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/25/british-steel-greybull-capital-to-reverse-salary-cut-for-workers-agreed-under-tata

>From pig to man and man to pig - Ex-Copeland MP turned down offer from the Tories to defect to them
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/26/jamie-reed-ex-labour-mp-turned-down-offer-defect-tories-conservative-party

>Q&A with Milkman
time.com/4643118/brexit-britain-tim-farron-liberal-democrat-trump/

>An interview with Paul Nuttall
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-interview-stoke-by-election-brexit-labour-2017-1

>Former Governor of Hong Kong Chris Patten: May's Global© Modern Britain™ risks 'selling its honour' for trade deals with China
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745204

>Rough sleeper numbers rise across England for the sixth year running
rt.com/uk/375071-rough-sleeping-homelessness-rise/

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What if YKTD actually is Peter Hitchens?

Think about it. Is there any evidence to suggest otherwise?

Peter Hitchens is white

Love the way Abbotts eyes roll back in her head when she tries to recall the party line desu

Hot

He isn't a Paki making do with sheep.

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Your editions are the fucking worst

anycunt up itt like slipping the missus the rodger on a saturday nite?

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>Torquay
What an awful place.

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Shit episode desu

I can't tell if you're joking.

Torquay is nice in some places.

>Jews
>white

>Britain! You son of a bitch!
>what's the matter? Eh got you pushing too many pencils?

Papers

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The Penguins? They were alright; you get about as much out of them as any of the human beings there anyway.

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once or twice is funny but you really should be in the right board for posting gorillas.

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Why are we pretending we believe they weren't, and we weren't, already using torture?

Christ, there's a good un

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Do they really have to make such a mystery out of exactly what he was up to his tits on when he died

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Am I the only one for whom this image is not a newspaper but a black and white photo?

Yes

Dubya looking fly with the Mexico mustache

Lmao look at jeb

Yeah, Bushes

They don't want to admit personal fault, doing so is passe in today's world.

Sup Forums shat itself again. Some other thread has inexplicably got a British Newspaper in it.

Nothing personal, it's just good business.

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Youre fucking trash kid

That fucking ad for Action for Chidren
>Gay couple adopts a sand nigger kid
Fucking Guardian.

New thread, new pics

Sorry for the size, but scans

For the same reason everyone in America had to pretend to be shocked when it emerged they could be hacked by Russia despite Snowden outright saying the US has its fingers up everybodies arses a few years ago.

You never outright admit you're being naughty and you can get away with it.

This is almost Orwellian

>TODAY THE GREAT AND PROSPEROUS FIFTH BIGGEST ECONOMY DID BUSINESS WITH ITS GREATEST ALLY THE UNITED STATES WHO HAS BEEN A LONG-TIME BROTHER AND DOUBLEPLUSGOOD ALLY TO OUR MIGHTY EMPIRE AND FORCED THE PUNY EUROPEAN UNION WHICH WE LEFT IN 2016....

NEW OC? Very good

Kilmarnock East & Hurlford (East Ayshire) result:
SNP: 48.7% (+2.1)
LAB: 29.4% (-16.6)
CON: 20.1% (+12.7)
LBT: 1.8% (+1.8)

Kilmarnock East & Hurlford (East Ayshire) result:
SNP: 48.7% (+2.1)
LAB: 29.4% (-16.6)
CON: 20.1% (+12.7)
LBT: 1.8% (+1.8)

Kilmarnock East & Hurlford (East Ayshire) result:
SNP: 48.7% (+2.1)
LAB: 29.4% (-16.6)
CON: 20.1% (+12.7)
LBT: 1.8% (+1.8)

Kilmarnock East & Hurlford (East Ayshire) result:
SNP: 48.7% (+2.1)
LAB: 29.4% (-16.6)
CON: 20.1% (+12.7)
LBT: 1.8% (+1.8)

Aye, I'm back in Business.

>Gay couple
That's Ricky Gervais and Annie Lennox.

>Orwellian
Procure some new vocab, normie

>Lib Dem vote so high it transcended the ballot box

>Free-Trade-Agreement
>Back-In-Business
Jesus lad you've been busy, dropping some spicy ones. Free trade one is very good

when was that?

fifth time trying, will see if it works

>dropping some spicy ones
Pic is you

Thanks lad, should have a few more coming off the line soon enough.

Oceania stands strong against our enemy Eurasia.

The results came out just 5 minutes ago.

Post comfiest UK image

The New European, funnier than Morning Star?

did you send the email?

i got nothing.

Oh it was that bog roll, I'd rather you didn't bother now.

why do you hate fun YKTD?

Because I had it all sucked out of me in 2015 when the moron electorate fucked me and the party I loved up the arse raw

>reddit tier memes like doge
>top tier pepes

Ha ha I knew you would pick me up on that, I even hesitate writing, but I thought fuck YKTD ill do what I want

This is kino

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How do you draw them? Do you use one of those pens things??? They are exceptional

>and the party I loved
UKIP? What did they do differently to deserve your affection back then?

It was the Tories wot done it

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Starting to think you're just shilling your own post-ironic twitter account, I see no other reasons why you'd have so many photos of it

What?

Please stop pretending to find Diane Abbott attractive. Even ironically, it's disgusting.

Nope, no pen just a cheap mouse. I might try and get one though.

It's a meme you dip

How is this dogshit still being published?

I was just a bit more naive and they were a bit less Carswellised then

Their actual 2015 Manifesto is worth reading

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Junker BTFO

The U.S ambassador has just said on TW that he wants to bring down the EU.

And I thought 2016 was going to be a busy news year.

>pic related: my favorite flamethrower picture from the negatives i own so far

That's a very nice pepe

I think it was probably more the former than the latter. We should have seen it coming really.

Still, it was something of a gateway for me so I appreciate that.

>Bringing Sup Forums memes into Brit/pol/

imagine her pooping though dude.

it must come out like a deep-sea cable.

iif you do not find the concept of diane abbot laying a coil arousing, you must be gay.

>tfw no proper flag
>tfw A FUCKING LEAF

in fact, you can try putting the translations into this

pastebin.com/

so i can then copy them that way

I will when i'm back home tomorrow, am in Munich right now and the texts are on my work notebook.
Also gonna create a dump e-mail adress because
>Germany