Thread dedicated for the (attempted) discussion of Mexican politics, meme creation and the pursuit of happiness
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I believe that we need to concentrate in setting a clear goal first, while making México great for once is catchy it is not specific enough.
What characteristics will a Great México constitute?
Be specific, no "X being president", post the very foundations of your idealised México
Get those anime girls away from that degenerate they need to be with Trump
No Executive order yet calls for the re-patriation of anime girls
For now they remain our propety
they are too afraid to leave
pick one
You Mexicans are all right, you troll Trump on twitter and don't give a fuck. Keep up the good work
Hey beanerbros, tell me about
>Nieto
>Calderon
>Fox
Are any of them based? Fox is acting like a little faggot right now, but he was really cool during hurricane Katrina.
Too afraid to run from the Cartels
Hey, these threads aren't as common as they need to be to actually gain the right kind of traction. I'm just here to say good luck to you guys, and recommend that you keep posting. Even if its yourselves, and even if you have to keep making the threads with the same stale memes. You won't get any support, or attention if you just off highhandedly post this. I hope you guys the best, and I know if you try hard enough you can make it, but for at least Sup Forums sake, post more!
"Every house in Mexico has a washing machine with two legs"
-Vicente Fox Quesada
>Nieto
Pretty face, killer haircut, nothing else
>Calderon
Does not realise that when you attack a dog the dog attacks back
>Fox
Bush done wrong (cowboy and everything)
You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit.
>Mexican politician questioning others' legitimacy
Oh I am laffin
We need memes
Aside from Emperor Maximilian saying "Dejad de ser una República" we have none
Mexanons what is your fellow citizens reactions to President Penas decision? News media outlets? Yours?
PAY WALT!
I do not watch TV, so I do not know anything aside from the meme "Ughhh, no wall!"
>elfinanciero.com.mx
Should we invest in CEMEX?
No invest in Caterpillar, US Steel, and maybe John Deere
I just talked with a friend, there may be war
en.wikipedia.org
Can a Mexican invest in US companies, tho?
>What characteristics will a Great México constitute?
Stop fucking. Seriously, our population increased from 14 million in 1900 to 39 million in 1960 to 124 million now. Massive increases in population only spell disaster, especially if the country hasn't got its shit together.
Tell me about Mexican nationalism. Is it more
MUH PORFIRIO DIAZ
Or is it more
WE WUZ AZTECS Y MERRRRRDDDDAAAAAAA
Yea I think they can, go talk to a stock broker, I hope you know that if you go against USA, You guys are going to end up a fucking puppet state. Just pay the small ass $10 billion dollar and we will help your country out with cartels and maybe market development.
Implying that we have the resources to not lose under 30 minutes.
But really we should invest in cemex or construction enterprises besides the joke.
More like
"People with an IQ and annual income of X and Y, stop fucking under the risk of legal reprecution. Look, me made condoms super cheap and give all of you free sexual education, you have absolutely no reason to have children"
A mix of both, a "Mexico was created by both Aztecs and Spaniards, rejecting one is rejecting half of us"
Porfirio may have stared as people wanted to be edgy and go against the "Muh Evil DICKtator" narrative, but he did turned out to be one of the greatest leaders Mexico has had
People are so fucking stupid that they will want war while ignoring the fact that our military is not the greatest for offence or defence agains a superpower
>implying a Japanese girl would ever lay with a disgusting smelly spic
>Porfirio may have stared as people wanted to be edgy and go against the "Muh Evil DICKtator" narrative, but he did turned out to be one of the greatest leaders Mexico has had
This guy knows what's up
Toasty, just how they like them
tfw:Many small towns and even some states depend on it (i'm looking at you chihuahua and Veracruz)
Your anime grils are belong to us now
Post your rare Chabelos
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kek
Should the military play a more active roll in society?
Should service be mandatory?
Should we turn ranks as something that gives honor in society?
The idea is to slowly make the ideas of discipline and order attractive for the common people, and once in the military we can make them pay service by helping the community in times of peace
KEK
Maybe, but remember that our newest generations are slowly becoming like SJW in the unaited estaits, avoiding all type of violence and brainwashed by social pages.
So i don't think that new flesh is gonna come in, and i can't say too much of middle age people.
Also women aren't gonna do it that's for sure.
>Mexican nationalism
We have none of it outside of as an excuse to get drunk on the "Fiestas Patrias" holidays, we even hate each other between states, we hate each other just for the different accents of the South, North and Central zones, I mean even between people of the different Delegaciones(zones) of the Cuidad de México we hate each other.
Traditionally we are just a bunch of lazy, cheating traitorous people with no discipline at all.
service should be mandatory for everyone 15+ who doesn't study or work
>balde de cangrejos
And is exactly because all of it that we need a militaristic state, we have been in our best when a militar has been our leader.
I know right? I've thinking this for a while now, I mean I'm a NEET myself and I know this could be the best for me right now.
Put on the mind of a marketer
What do we sell? We sell status
Make status attractive and people will come, pay us with service and get discipline by the end or be rejected.
Piss the Chairos by giving the military more privileges and treating them as noble people while insinuating that they are traitors for not wanting to enlist and give service for their country
It does not have to be the military per se, but a branch that does comunitary service while recibing the harsh dicipline of the military
They get status and privileges
We get cheap labour for the small projects
I've been thinking about it too, except I'm fucking 31 years old and way out of shape. Been out of a steady job for almost a year now.
Who Q. Roo here? Save me from this southern border shithole it's like living in a 3rd world country here
I'm 28 and not so out of shape (I do a lot of bicycle) but I think I'm too old for the army(???)
See this every day when you feel like not working out
It's Agatha from (my favourite movie) Grand Budapest Hotel. Fun Fact; she was given a birth mark in the shape of México in her right cheek because the producers though that it was funny
Chihuahua masterrace reporting.
Tell me, how do we reinstate the Mexican Empire?
>English preferred as Lingua Franca
¡Pinche pendejo! No quiero inglés. Hablame en español.
You have to go back
Y en Rusia a la puñeta Rusa solo le llaman puñeta?
We know each other, and we know that extra privilege for military first of all, is not going to be liked by any politician and the entire governemnt.
Second, when people see the benefits they are most likely to bitch about it and demand them for beng banned, and they are gonna be supported for any candidate that wants easy voters.
Also check'em
I really want a militarized Mexico but the last time we try that, we give a national funeral to the leg of our president.
As long as she goes back with me... ...
>Get the farmers to support us
>Get the Workers to support us
>Find an Emperor
>Either take power by force or do a German Strategy (take power over the senate and then give someone "emergency powers")
>Kick out/remove most of the old government
>Get rid of some institutions or turn them into new ones
>Get some gud A E S T H E T I C S
>Anex all of Central America except for Belize (British property) and Costa Rica (US property)
>Be best buddies with Nueva Gran Colombia
Cyкa Блиaт, Maкapoв
>You have to go black
I wont fall for your tricks, Sven.
Why do the spics like anime so much
WHY do they always pick the stupid characters in Nintendo vidya such as Luigi or the Koopa
Why are mexicunt spics so fucking annoying?
mexico will never be great, you guys are brown
Mare hija de que parte eres.
I know your situation, shitty houses that are far as fuck from everything, not being able to buy in plaza del mar, beach days are just a dream.
I'm so mad with he fucking chairs for antagonize all the militar structure, specially with fucking Ayotzinapos, the public image of the army was not so bad until they started to blame them for the pinches 43.
>Nieto
A right wing faggot with a pretty face and good speaking (we consider good what is actually bad in the rest of the world) skills. Not based at all, he is a puppet of the men that control everything in mexico. Can't even speak basic english.
>Calderon
Somewhat based but still afraid of doing something to really protect his own country. He is part of a middle-right wing conservative party. Full of hypocrites and religious faggots. His government was less corrupt and less cucked (he daclared war to druglords) but he is just a bald drunk with better international image than Nieto.
>Fox
A fucking hypocryte and the ultimate idiot. He did nothing during his government, he acted like a brute and an ignorant fuck. Might be skilled at business but as a leader he sucks cock. He was afraid of his wife, a greedy bitch.Now he is just a bonesack trying to gain popularity and critizicing exactly the same bad things that he did during his government and trying to wake up a non existent nationalism.
Every project he started, never was completed. Calderon fixed or improved some of his shit.
Then let's start as a completely separated entity, a society that does that but as a private company.
We can use our combined resources and help each other out while propagating our ideology to the masses. We start not as politicians who want votes, but as a society who want to help each other while staying outside of politics
We need to get creative on this, make discipline cool again!
You guys are yellow
Chactemal, all the money is in Playa and SpringBreakLand
>Nieto
>Right-wing
He tried to legalize faggot weddings.How is that right wing?
Canada will never be great again, with your extreme liberalist shit you are cucking yourselves to death.
Mexico lacks the intellectuals and white people required to make it great
In general they are right wing...nowadays they accept and support certain leftist shit that gives them more votes...
Right-wing in the Clinton's sense; Whatever gets me the votes
Gas the illegals when they come back so you don't have to pay them welfare money
>posting more pictures of obvious CIA puppets installed by our government
Are there any politicians in your country that aren't related to the CIA?
We need them to kill the Haitians first
>34 Million Mexicans of European Origin
Canada was never great. Its first world status is entirely because of British investment.
The natives invented their own number system and various other shit despite having garbage for natural resources.
The average Mexican who isn't a native is about 64% European. There are variations in whiteness for the non-native mexicans depending on whether you are in the north or south of the country.
Mexico, like much of latin america, tends to be shit because of multiple civil wars throughout the 19th century. Brazil is a particularly hilarious example since those monkeys almost managed to be great despite their nigger handicap but then overthrew their emperor and set back national progress by 50 years.
Mexico has the resources and expertise and manpower to build a strong economy, the problem is that much of this is poorly managed by self-gratifying bureaucrats.
>rejecting one is rejecting half of us.
This is why I respect Mexicans more than I respect Amerindians and ghetto blacks. Mexicans at least know their history and have pride in it.
Blacks and Amerindians deny their own fucking heritage and are all, "If only evil whitey didn't come here, America would be a paradise." As if they don't know that they all carry white blood in their own veins. In wishing the white man gone they are literally wishing to not exist.
Mexicans are different: they fully embrace both sides of their heritage, and don't pull the "If only the Spaniards didn't come" bullshit.
You have a great potential. Natural ressources and big ass population, beautiful country, i mean impressive biodiversity n shiet. What went wrong ?
>What went wrong ?
corruption
Corruption. It is everywhere. We have no way of effectively dealing with it without executing every politician currently in power and destroying political parties.
>and don't pull the "If only the Spaniards didn't come" bullshit.
I may be an outlier, but I've heard plenty of people believe in WE WUZ AZTECS N SHIET like it's some fucking profound statement.
We started installing puppet presidents into Mexico back in the 60s.
do mexibros like idols
desu i REALLY like nico!
>If only the Spaniards didn't come
Some mestizos do, they say it in spanish without realising how retarded they look
>A very big and meany neighbour and a corrupt government that can't and has no interest in protecting the country
But we wuz aztecs n' shit
>mfw I probably come from some nameless trive in the north
Best idea I've hear all day.
While you're at it can you have the cartels kill the communists in southern california?
>Some guys told peña to play ball and stand down until we diversify our markets
>peña went full "macho" and fucked up in the last minute
JUST
why is peña so animeable?
Oh, that (corruption) and a population that uses that buzzword as a boogie-man and then does nothing
Pinches chinos y sus caricaturas del diablo. Orale pa' afuera!
Am I considered a mexibro? My parents were born in the heartland!
Get out of my country dreamer faggot.
ya te vi lolita
how will you get rid of your cartel shit?
I was born in this country you faggot. It's my country. Suck my cock.
Is Mexico wealthy enough to even have welfare?
steal from the cartels
Hey...
That's true
Don't forget religious fanatism and ignorance
Hes not, I'm pretty sure you made that on an illegally downloaded version of Photoshop.
You don't. You make alliances with the less violent cartels, allow them to smuggle drugs in exchange for cooperation. Through them, you eliminate the most violent cartels, those that are involved in human trafficking, like Los Zetas
I am mexibro 2.0.
I have infiltrated the US.
Wat do now?
you get back here
Are the jews responsible for Mexico not being a superpower?
Then you should do god's work and start reporting illegals you know of to ICE
If you think it has potential why would you leave?