A Single Dakota

Can we make it happen, Sup Forums?

Would anybody care?

no one would notice

Dakota needs to be one state

I like having 50 stars on my flag.

yeah, let's nuke it

this is literally the least relevant issue in our nation

Split California

yes please. 2 fewer republican senators

You're right. It would make the flag unaesthetic.

SOMEBODY HAS TO PUT A STOP TO THESE GOD DAMNED DAKOTANS

Fuck off we don't want SD's liberal bullshit

either way, i don't care

im not even dakotan i just think it would be cool

might as well meld my poo back together in the bowl.

> wanting less republican senators

u wut

no
that is two less republican senaters.

fuck off kike

>two less senaters

Spotted the trump voter.

What you meant was: two fewer senators.

(((GOD)))

>(((GOD)))

wat

No

Republicans would lose 3 electoral votes

Each states gets an automatic 3 votes then it scales to population

UNIFY THE DAKOTAS
UNIFY THE VIRGINIAS
UNIFY THE CAROLINAS

UNITED
WE
STAND
DIVIDED
WE
FALL

That's how Jews atone for their sins. It's harem for them to write "god" according to the rabbis.

democrat detected

> harem

This

ITT: democrats

Why not expand that to include wyoming and montana as well. You'd have a state of roughly 3.5 million (right?). That's the population of Connecticut in a land about 69 times as large. The empty sector.

radical democrat

Both got too caught up in rules in an attempt to justify worship of satan.

you could also merge virginas and carolinas and vermont and new hampshire and connecticut and rhode island

i literally LOL'd! you goys are so fucking stupid!

> desu I had never seen so many democrats in a single thread

OY VEY WE SHOULD UNIFY ALL RED STATE INTO A SINGLE ONE

The communist jews are raging out of control due to Trump. They even played up riots for Australia Day.

Couldn't even get the jewish media to push any good jew ideas out of the jewish world economic forum.

that feel when clinton is so unlikable that you have to start a campaign to combine two red states in order to win the 2020 election.

just stop. let another woman take her place. it will have a better outcome than going through all this.

> 2018
> republican supermajority

> Trump creates Central Dakota, North Wyoming, Jefferson, North New York and East Cascadia

> TFW republican hypermajority

what about this version? Any better?

First of all
>Amazing.

Also, make Montana the new West Dakota, and Minnesota becomes East Dakota.

There is now (((THREE))) Dakotas.

ignore leaf pls.

would Alberta really vote republican?

Leafs are so uniformily bad in this board

>>vote

hahahaha

add Puerto Rico then.

oy vey gringo, gib moneys for hurricane, this is another Hurricane Hugo!!

hehehe

We should also merge New England into one state.

why stop there?

No!

We must unite the Rocky Mountainer people under one flag!

a north south division makes more historical sense

> Colorado

enjoy all your laws being written in Denver and your vote meaning nothing

We should
Lets go ahead and make Puerto Rico a state and combined them
Same stars

I'll allow it.

I didn't think I would like it as much but it seems reasonable, considering.

I agree with weed and ending the monotony of corn fields, but Colorado is a waste. Colorado is a shame.

Colorado should be ashamed of itself. It's not what it used to be, I'll tell you that, folks. And I'll tell you these are not the people we want to be protecting our national great natural wonders, the mountains, and MANY OTHER THINGS, and we're not going to let that continue.

>wanting to loose two electoral votes and two senators

Fuck off ((shill))

I already live in Colorado, so nothing changes then.

>but seriously we would gas the califaggots obviously

u no how 2 really hurt me user :^(

A united Virginia would seal it as a red state for now.

> tfw Colorado was colonized by California

9.0 BIG ONE WHEN?

North Dakota user here and I would mind for several reasons, but one thing in particular would not sit with me at all. Sturgis. I do not want to be associated with those garbage people and their motorcycle circle jerk.

Alternate history map based on proposed states.

>>NC unchanged
>>Lunenburg colony.

> tfw Trump would have won Virginia but "le convict is le voter too meme"

> dat micro Texas
> dat super Yazoo
> North Slope

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>North Slope
For what purpose?

Let all the alaskan natives have their own concentrat...."reservation".

>implying this isn't the most balanced USA state allocation

a challenger appears

> hey let's redraw USA but keep the Upper Peninsula with Michigan

> Northern Provence
> not Greater Dakota Provence

> Southwest Provence
> not Greater Sonora Provence


> Chicago Provence
> not using the actually common name of "Upper Midwest"

confusing choices

This first

>Provence
Must have come from a Leaf

I thought it was pretty clear I've just been pulling images off google...

De terk da border away don't cha know. Bitter bring som fleischkuechle to da new neighbors.

Ya I'll get my coat.

which means we should meme it into existence

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Maybe we could turn Dakota Johnson and Dakota Fanning into one actress too. Shit's confusing.

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Just gonna dump all my "divided states of america" map porn now

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Merge Dakota, split California into Cali and State of Jefferson.

Boom still get 50 stars and 50 states but it makes more sense.

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Delmarva*

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north dakota is best dakota

Yes that triggered me when I found that map too

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Let's just give the entire NW to Canada. There's nothing there, and then when Yellowstone blows we can look at the deathtoll and be like "All those dead Canadians, what a shame. Luckily no US citizens were killed yet."

Can we gas the Californians, Texans, et al.?

Way to know about Amendment 71, nigger.

Some retard spent time doing this that could have been spent stretching and limbering up to suck his own dick

Hey mang Im just posting the maps I take no side

Colorado is already like that as it is. Chaining up to some rednecks like Wyoming might be just the thing to balance out all the weedbros and douchebags who run this state out of Denver and Boulder.

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makes room for a California/Jefferson split without having to replace the US flag
I'm all for it

>Unify the Virginias

FUCK
YOU

SINCERELY,

-Almost Heaven

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Wow Kek spoke to us and no one acknowledges it

fuck off long island doesn't want this cancer

It would be a 7x7 which isn't terrible.

Vodka for breakfast.

Eliminate small states. States should have a minimum of 3 million people. Merge small states with neighbors, and demote isolated small states to territories or a single scattered state.

All these states are too small:
Wyoming 585501
North Dakota 757952
South Dakota 865454
Montana 1042520
Delaware 952065
Vermont 624594
Maine 1331479
New Hampshire 1334795
Idaho 1683140
Rhode Island 1056426
New Mexico 2081015
West Virginia 1831102
Nebraska 1907116

State mergers that should happen:
Dakotas + Montana + Wyoming: 3251427 people
Delaware + Maryland: 6968512
Vermont + Maine + New Hampshire: 3290868
Idaho + Utah: 4734357
Connecticut + Rhode Island: 4632878
New Mexico + Arizona: 9012086
West Virginia + Kentucky: 6268076
Nebraska + Kansas: 4814405

kill yourself

....soon please

>Wyoming
>Dakots
>Montana

>small

Nigger try driving across Nebraska some time and tell me it's small. Also enjoy having a seizure from looking at the exact same thing for 8 hours good thing the roads are straight.

lol you have no idea