What is objectively the best part of America and why is it the midwest?

What is objectively the best part of America and why is it the midwest?

Upper midwest.
our woods have Wendigos

FUCK SNOW

>My fiery feet! My burning feet!!

>Illinois
>Not putting Montana, Idaho or Wyoming in there.

2 genders no niggers

because you forgot alleghany county pa
we have some midwest too ya know

Carbondale, IL is great.

midland reporting! 317 BB

fuckin pence! nuff said!

608 reporting in

Boston would be the objectively best area of the country if it wasn't filled with faggots

as it stands. the rest of coastal new england is the best

>not so fast connecticucks

Northern Michigan yeeeeee

Fuck off you Madison libtard

>tfw west midwest
>constantly lumped in with lakie cunts
You and your pavement apes are making us all look bad

>muh white population

Get out of here Defago, you're drunk.

it would be California if it were not for the Mexicans, Liberals, and Coons shitting up the place

Originally from Milwaukee

we have very friendly drug dealers

You misspelled the South.

Colorado

It's comfy

Cheap food, especially dairy
Cheap land
Low crime
Calm as fuck
Not as many minorities

No, I'm just burnt up a bit. Fuck off.

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You know, I read this story to my gf the other night, and I called him "de-FAG-o" every time. Nothing but a disapproving headshake the entire time.. Then i read to her big toe story and she fell asleep. women, amiright?

Theyre not, only a few weird fuckers like you consider them to be.

>19% say Illinois isn't part of the Midwest
What other region would it be part of if not the Midwest?

>not including a river valley category
BAKA the missisippi valley is very distinct from shit like nebraska
t. davenport

the tallest mountain in illinois is a hill

219 here

Nightmare fuel mane

Pa is its own thing coal, rust belt, Midwestern and northeastern culture mixing, throw in some people partying like it's 1699 and there you go. We are our own thing mane

I liked Illinois growing up but after I moved away and traveled I now realize it's mostly just flat corn fields and Chicago. It's a pretty boring state to drive around in unless you have a corn fetish

Northeast Ohio is more like Pennsylvania than than Wisconsin or Minnesota

Because south of the country we have in breed red necks and niggers. also white people who cray cray and bite ppl face off

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The upper midwest. we're white as fuck except for the Twin cities. Fucking minnesota.

Northeast more new england intellectualy superior mostly white and beautiful wildlife

I grew up Rockford. It's uh, changed in past few years

California. Everything else is third world.

The original 13 colonies

Sandusky Ohio is nice.

Michigan is cool

This isn't technically midwest, but Red River Gorge is fucking amazing

Sub-Sahara

See that small sliver of pink in Kansas? Stay away from there. That is nog country.

It pales in comparison to the culture of new england if not for silicone valley it would be cancer

Kek

Imagine how awesome Commiefornia would be if all the liberals left.

So good