"Dad, meet my girlfriend Ling-ling."

>"Dad, meet my girlfriend Ling-ling."

How does Sup Forums respond?

Yeah, like I'll ever have kids.

>asain
could be worse, but

Not bad.

Hide the dog in the cupboard

>why did your parents name you after a cartoon Ling ling?

Cut you hair, shave, and stop dressing like a hippy

>what the fuck is that shit on your head you little faggot?
>if she's a chink, dump her, they're not people, and your kids will be autistic

She doesn't have a dick, right?

Did you check for a penis, son?

i never knew you were a lesbian

Does she suki suki ten dolla ten dolla

"Son, I'm glad you didn't bring home a nigger. Good job!"

Hows that tight asian pussy feels like, son?

> I'm going to have to have this exact conversation next month
On the plus side, he has only mild distaste for the yellow peril compared to his seething contempt for muds and nogs.
It'd probably be fine if she's Westernised (she's not)

wanna try?

kick the chink in the face

They're yellow cause they drink piss kiddo!

I don't have a son, fuck off weird dude.

>he's not gay

>Why is Ling-Ling wearing a hat, is she a Muslim?"

Ling Ling play with your ding ding?

Ling ling sucki sucki five dolla?

this desu

>this is considered politics here

>He's not "trans"
>He's not homo
>He's not "bisexual"
>mfw

> he's not gay
Given that many people called Ling-Ling have the physique of a 12 year old boy, I wouldn't bet the farm on that hypothesis user

i have a chinese ladyfriend, and I am caucasian...

I respond like this

First thing I'm thinking looking at this picture is, my son looks like a huge douchy toolbox.

They're probably both vegan and anemic. Ha.

Wait hold up
>we finna

Honestly which one is supposed to be girlfriend?

sidenote... what am i to think of there being some mention now twice of marriage pertaining to immigration? just some mention not a full blown discussion.

>"Son, I need to discuss something with Ling-Ling, in private"
>loudy bang Ling-Ling in every orifice for the next hour

Acceptable answer

thank god it's not a nigger. proceed to spend the rest of my life trying to subvert the relationship and get pure aryan master race grand kids.

>that's nice son, excuse me for a minute while i go out into the street to defecate

Lol dog-eater vs poo in loo fight!

Do you want her to kill you in battle?

Ling-ling you whore!

What's the deal with the gay fucking hat?

It's a head condom

Well son it's no 2D waifu, but it's the best this world has to offer desu.

when is she due back at the zoo?

>implying any father wouldn't have already disowned that headband wearing fagget

How feminine is your ladyboy's penis?

Asains r best wives but mostly japanese and southkoreans

...

you have to go back....to Sup Forums....leaf

When are you moving to China son?

777 kek agrees

Nice, where'd you buy her?

>doesn't appreciate my joke gracefully

You have to go back to Facebook, normalfag.

Fucking kek

Asian it's ok, i don't like mixing but asian-white is pretty good

Doubles verify

Not thrilled, but at least she isn't a nigger.

Since Europe is going to be destroyed by globalists the US is gonna turn brown the only hope is for whites and fair skinned Asians to form a coalition to try and maintain their existence.

Ling-Ling, you forgot your Bling-Bling!

Does she speak English?

Couldn't you have picked a hotter Asian?

Good timing, son, we just ran out of Calgon.

half-asian girls are the best, good job kiddo

>introduced my Japanese boyfriend (who I later married) to my father
"Pleased to meet you. We're having potatoes for dinner tonight. Have you ever had potatoes before? They're delicious."

show tits slut

Based nip
You heard the gook, bost tits

Only attention seekers roleplay on Sup Forums, my friend

Miscegenation is ok when the male is white. Its just white mans asserting its dominance over other races, the white "muh dikk" so to speak

I'm a man, user-kun. And I top your countrymen most every night of the week.

You can never ling-ling linger around here anymore.

what if it's a gay

Fuck off actual faggot

Tell that to Ling-ling's feminine penis.

Then it should not be flaunting it's mental illness'

But I have so much to tell you, user-kun. I call him "my little Pikachu" because he's yellow and he makes my junk tingle as if it were electricity.
My father died a few years ago and couldn't make the wedding. My mother never accepted me for being gay so she didn't come to our wedding in New Zealand.
His parents and two sisters came, though, and they've been very supportive.

meh I don't care

> Moortugal desperately trying to justify creating the Mestizo race
I'll forgive you for raping all the Xopochlotl qts, but you shouldn't have cum inside

do australian girl like japanese man?

i want australian girl friend with blond hair and big brest

really?

I cuck my son then ask her to pronounce her name for a giggle post-coitus.

Don't worry, I've locked up the dogs.

Hi Lincoln Log, how do you do?

What the fuck are you wearing on your head?

I want to move to your country. How i can do that?

well at least he got himself a subservient housewife who is somewhat cute,

But son, what in God's good earth is that thing on your head.

indoor spitter vs beachside shitter

probably laugh

> "Ling-ling, you forgot your bling-bling."

Hi ling-ling, its great to finally meet you.
>implying there's any other acceptable response

You live in Singapore what the fuck do you expect? You're litterally in asia how would you expect her to be westernized?

>show them both eurasian writers blog
>That will be your kid, a self hating pathetic hapa

I'll probably respond just like my dad did.
>y-you too

"Granpappy says their eyes is so squinty 'cuz we nuked 'em in The Big War."

"why you bring white boy home? he not a girl. why you call him ling ling? is this a joke? where your home work?"

Hello! Finally-ling-ling nice to meet you.

Is that shit really sideways?

Wtf? Stop calling me dad, I'm just your mother's boyfriend and weren't you black last time I saw you?

>two .38 rounds each just to be sure.

Too weak for a white woman?

Fuck, I forgot gays existed

Miscegination when between whites and Asians is completely fine. I have a smoking hot red pilled korean gf and no regrets.