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kys

>kys
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>vikings raided pretty much the entire known world

Clearly not looted from the Moors or anything.

>vikings
>known for raiding
>spain
>caliphate in the viking era
Really gets your noodle joggin.

>what is trade
>what is slavery

>Sweden getting cucked since the Viking-era by Muslims
kek

> Viking goes raiding
> Find muslims merchants
> Kill them and loot
> Find shiny ring, can't read arabic for shit
> Go home, offers ring to wife to get BJs
> Wife dies from mouth infection, gets put in the ground with valuables as tradition.
And explained.

> >>>/facebook/
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Or it was probably valh(allah)

And yeah i know it wasnt in english before you cucks say that

It says Allah in Arabic

Allah was an ancient Norse word, not the Muslim god you absolute retard.

How. Who didn't know about Viking travel and trade? Go watch the 13th Warrior.

>Sweden

Not surprising

Vikings used to work as mercenaries and shit in the middle east as well as doing trade

Damn it, user...I almost sprayed my screen with scolding hot tea!

:^)

islam is something you might dabble in or entertain the notion of as a child. and then you realize it's for retarded ass hats that have the mental capacity of infants and dogs. now go back to fucking reddleft

They found a Buddha quite a bit ago. Nobody concluded from that find that Vikings must have been Buddhists.

If it was found in a grave its part of somebodys "hoard"
Thats like finding a serial killers trofe's and assuming he must have been a woman because of all the womans pantys and locks of hair

Dude let your tea cool before you drink it damn man

Vikings raided spain too

This

Picture related.

pleb

she should be smiling not crying

Didn't the vikings sell slavs to arabs? Plenty of opportunity to purchase shiny trinkets from the middle east

WE

She crushed that faggot Ali's face and stole his bitches bling.

WUZ

WUZ KEKS

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Did they also find a bracelet with inscription "Please don't rape me"?

*cucks

Kek

Seems like history always finds a way of repeating itself.

they only smile for the first 5 seconds

Vikings were mostly illiterate before they were Christianized; the significance of the writing on that ring is irrelevant as long as it's made of precious metal. They were like dwarves; they either looted or traded for its material value.

In either case, what political point what this have? That Swedes should allow themselves to be subjugated by foreigners because some Allah ring was found?

Viking woman wearing an Arabic ring

Nowadays the Arabs wear Swedish women's rings :^)

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>Not linking the full story
>Islamic scientists thought it was "Allah" (God)
>Upon further research, they found "Allah" was a popular female name for Viking women, during the time
>NORDS BTFO!

Did swedes write their name in arabic script?

Do they know that Vikings had boats and a habit of killing people and taking they shit?

beachcombing.wordpress.com/2010/08/20/the-buddha-in-viking-sweden/

>In 1954 excavations began at an early medieval farm on the island, a farm that was still being used as late as the Viking Age and an extraordinary array of objects were retrieved by assiduous trowels.

>An Egyptian ladle, A Byzantine bowl, an Irish crozier and, then, the prize, a small ten centimetre high Buddha statuette

It's not Arabic. Use a translator.

Here, look. This is "Allah" in Arabic. They claim it's an "ANCIENT" dialect but it's literally just straight lines. It doesn't even resemble the word. It's similar to a dog's asshole looking like Jesus.

الله

>After Jews Vikings were the most prolific race of traders/merchants in history
>Be surprised to find middle Eastern jewelery with a wealthy persons corpse
I hate people

not like it was stolen or anything

Lo there do I see my father

Muslims founded Scandinavia. Whites invaded for a few centuries but now Muslims are taking back their rightful land.

it feels a little too racist desu...

>Not the entire globe
>Skips out on going all the way to Maine or around the horn
Ffs

>Swedes were getting cucked 1000 years ago

HAHAHAHA it's like poetry
it runs in their DNA

>Vikings were mostly illiterate before they were Christianized
Debatable
Every (((source))) that has ever conveyed that were made by Christcucks who absolutely despise the northmen
Its about the equivalent of saying that they never built anything but little huts

Fake.
Vikings were around before pisslam was even invented.

Viking language is older than Kebabspeak

I hope your parents will die in an oven and (((they))) will make fun of you.

I'm pretty sure that's just a HP increasing ring.

AGI and DEX a shit

> probably only worth 20$ at a pawn shop now n days baka

>Kill some muzzie and take his jewellery back home to give to your wife
>People 1000+ years use this to justify the creation of Swedistan

t. Varg

Yes OP international trade has existed since about 3000 BC. What's your point?

Thats an either looted or traded ring.

>what is pillaging

>what are trade routes
>what is pillaging

no you're right vikings were actually islamic

sage

Some viking fucking took it off a moors corpse and gave it to his wife when he came back.

kys

>Reads with mouthfull of scalding tea

[Scalds Internally]

didn't swedish kindgom suck muslim dick for back up during war with russia in 1714 or some shit?

Tis fake news but even if it was true, that would be the likely reason.

Old news. The Byzantine empire would hire Germanic mercenaries and its possible it was taken back up north as a souvenir. The old world was actually pretty connected tradewise and this Buddha statue was found in a viking grave.

Carl XII went in exile there after losing the Swedish invasion of Russia.
He basically lived there for years as a 18th century NEET until Turks got mad at him and deported him lmao.
He then came back and tried to conquer Norway from Denmark and that was where he died.
So it was muslims getting cucked by Sweden.

Come on finn how does a burger know more then you.

Sweden fought wars with Commonwealth and then Russia,and got BTFO. Charles was the first idiot to try to invade.

He ran to the ottomans and was their guest for awhile.

how many arabs do you think the varangian guard killed?

Greatest proof against ethnic nationalsim.

Swedish women used to do all of the penetrating of mudslimes.

>viking had direct trades as far east as Persia
>hurr it's such a surprise that they might have gotten some neat token items in that process.

Forgets out the part of landing in fucking North America

He did give Peter a run for his money. He even captured him once...but then them damn ottomans!

Well that certainly explains their behavior

with 1400 years of jihad, it makes sense that a viking would have some islamic garbage in their graves.

Slavs wuz vikangs?

>"Oh wow look Vikings traveled to the middle east"
>"This information is sooooooooo new"
>"This is the first artifact ever found from there"
>"Hey mom look at me I'm 14 an I can make a post on channel 4"

assuming this is not fake news and not just muzzy trip or just trade.
What language was it even?

Rurik wus vikang

>i found traded goods among traders

nuoh mah god, there was trade in the ancient world. stop the presses. shut it down!

What do you think "Rus" comes from?

Me on the left

>Sweden
well there's a shock
Lets face it, its not difficult to find a series of 4 vertical lines on top of a horizontal line and think it says Allah in Arabic.

I_II_I omg look it says Allah.
Also lets ignore the fact that there are other markings on the gem which detract from that possibility.

wow sweden got cucked in viking-era

the muslims gave the ring to the vikings because they thought they were gods

The Swedish King was quite literally the Sultans sissy boi bitch sucking Muslim cock daily

>Go to Miklagård
>Sign up in the Varangian guard
>remove saracens
>loot their shit
>take it home and give it to your wife
>1100 years later some cuck use your wifes jewelry to justify letting in the people you fought to keep out of Europe 1000 years ago
>mfw

Someone should mix these two viking pepes with a captions saying
>Enough!

Don't bring logic into a religious debate.

delete this

>science fraud of the past: filled down teeth of Piltdown Man for gibs and accolades

>science fraud today: make some shitty dollar store ring so rapefuges and keep porking Swedish grils

kek after kek

Allah was a woman.. Muslims BTFO

There was a fucking roman coin found in medieval japan stash. Stop blowing bullshit out of proportions.

Fucking swedes. Trying to ruin Europe with their multiculti shit since the 9th century.

Actually yes