Brit/pol/ - GOOD MORNING! Edition

>May plans to feed off of Trump's energy as she promises that her Global© Modern Britain™ will "enhance ties" with the USA. Hello, Iran..!
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38747979

>Government to publish Brexit White Paper
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38737967

>British Steel to reverse salary cut for workers
theguardian.com/business/2017/jan/25/british-steel-greybull-capital-to-reverse-salary-cut-for-workers-agreed-under-tata

>From pig to man and man to pig - Ex-Copeland MP turned down offer from the Tories to defect to them
theguardian.com/politics/2017/jan/26/jamie-reed-ex-labour-mp-turned-down-offer-defect-tories-conservative-party

>Q&A with Milkman
time.com/4643118/brexit-britain-tim-farron-liberal-democrat-trump/

>An interview with Paul Nuttall
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-leader-paul-nuttall-interview-stoke-by-election-brexit-labour-2017-1

>Former Governor of Hong Kong Chris Patten: May's Global© Modern Britain™ risks 'selling its honour' for trade deals with China
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38745204

>Rough sleeper numbers rise across England for the sixth year running
rt.com/uk/375071-rough-sleeping-homelessness-rise/

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Cold as fuck lads.

good luck in this cold lads
hope you can get cozy and inside soon boi

Thanks mate, I hate having to go to work in this weather

Goodnight from USA! Have a great day britbros.

>Britain?
>Who gives a fuck!

Where are mixed race girls most prevalent in England?

Good morning

Anyone feeling good about this year?

Also, what's for breakfast lads?

cautious optimism lad

and maccies breakfast wrap when i decide to face the wind

Pancakes, lad! Half day too. Full on Friday victory.

If May can keep her promises, then it'll be a good year.

Had some cereal.

Trump will make sure she does.

Winter is the white mans season lad.

Are you some sort of nigger?

Cold is better than the humid summer, remember this in 6 months, lads.

>lazy day means comfy mode with the doggos

got no kimchi noodles so i might make a bacon sarnie

any southern city

Hello Bongs

>slavs
>white

mornin' cunt. how's the weather round your neck of the bush?

when is the Trump/May meeting?

if it was up to me you Brits would be getting a sweetheart deal.

Too hot today and probably either too cold or too hot tomorrow. How about your end of the world?

Freezing

It was freezing here earlier this week then it's sunny now... that's NZ for ya

Good morning Brussels

youtube.com/watch?v=tVznLG3PAdM

Morning.

>Burgers in charge of spelling 'Theresa'

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do you get to bang Miss Alice though?

I'm full of cautious optimism, but I don't trust Tories

lse.co.uk/AllNews.asp?code=essd8quf&headline=Second_UK_Labour_Frontbencher_To_Defy_Corbyn_Over_Brexit_Vote

telesurtv.net/english/news/Blue-Lives-Matter-Bill-Makes-Resisting-Arrest-a-Hate-Crime-20170125-0026.html
The absolute state of yankistan.

>captcha: sanders sold

Reminder that you have to accept one of the following statements:

>There is no other intelligent life in the Universe.
>There is other intelligent life present in our Solar System in some form.

An "in-between" stance is logically implausible.

Drug dealer asked to collect there drugs

cambridge-news.co.uk/news/cambridge-news/17000-cannabis-found-cambridge-could-12511838

Shit thread. Fuck off to/int/ if you just want to go on about "WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST LE LADS IT'S COLD XD KAREN"

Didn't mean to reply to you, not sure why it did.

>I cannot prove categorically that there isn't but I don't have to devote the thought a single minute given that nothing moves me to actually believe there is life out there
Here's your middle ground

Brown toast and marmalade lad, might make some porridge now though because it's a bit taters today

Implausible things happen.

How did you come up with that one then?

wew

By the end of this century we'll have the capacity (it's possible now with enough funding) to launch probes that will be able to replicate itself and visit every star in the galaxy within a million years. And we would have done this having had electricity for 300 years or so. Any other intelligent civilisation would have done the same.

Applying this, you then have the dilemma of if even one other civilisation did this, then there are some alien probes likely sitting in our Solar System at the moment.

I thought that was furry porn for a second there.

Never heard of her so I'm gonna have to say no. Get to bang lots of qt Euro chicks in Wanaka though which is good enough

>left consistently, for decades, rallies against even the slightest hint of attacking someone for the way they look
>now spend their entire time attacking the way Trump looks

wew

Jesus Christ does anyone even like Diane Abbott?

>immigrants made London a great city

Rip English culture

Tell her to stop bullshitting about my president and country too reeeeee

is this a parody

F

desperate local news making a mountain out of a mole hill. a cheeky pig tweet isn't even news.

>tfw no fictional spherical video games console

;_;

Fuck me.

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This anonymous stranger asks for your number.
Do you give it to her?

I think Diane Abbott is the politician I despise the most.

She always comes off as incredibly condescending while talking complete and utter bollocks 100% of the time

She's a NZ camwhore

London is fucking depressing

>tfw no thicc kiwi gf

I like her in an opposites-attract kind of way.
She's never come across as a serious politician in the manner that much more dangerous types do. She's one of the "token lefties who runs just to lose" crowd in Labour's internal contests (i.e. for leadership positions and such)

So then it's just nice to see Blairites take umbrage.

don't worry man even though people give ye shite for this almost every capital is full of THIS all capitals must be casted to the fire if man is to survive

The more you know. Well, I'd rather not bang that but you're most welcome to it.

Come and take as many as you want, we'd be grateful to have them taken off our hands

Do kiwi grills lust after Americans?

I dated an Australian exchange student once but she was legitimately stupid.

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Aren't all women?

>Do kiwi grills lust after Americans?
Not as far as I know, just a lot of them are pretty trashy and slutty, there are a few good ones though.

>I dated an Australian exchange student once but she was legitimately stupid.
Well you gotta cut her some slack, she was Australian after all

you flourished after when that happened

i wish Dublin got this treatment or at least a great flood, god really knew to through down the gauntlet when it was required

Indeed to a certain extent
Lorde makes my dic hard even though she is kinda uggo

Bongs please immigrate here. We need to offset the gigantic Hispanic birthrate.

youtu.be/ZAEWoLR2iPg

She's kinda attractive in her own way, can't really explain it. Same goes for Eliza McCartney

Don't listen to this burger. Bongs, come here

So if Nigel a FN contributor now or what? I heard he was a correspondent, but I have yet to see him on TV since this announcement.

I NEED MORE NIGEL ON AMERICAN TELE

what went wrong?

FUNNY ISN'T IT?

Does anyone have a time table of today's may/trump speeches/joint press conferences

Shit advisers

And in wanting to Remain in the EU he just went too far in inventing apocalypse scenarios.

Nothing, he won 2 terms as prime minister, he did so by fucking the conservative party more than anyone could have envisaged.

Good night Britain

I'm with you!
(America first)

who /will die a virgin/ here

wew lad
you lad

Not me, fucked 41 wimminz so far but none in the last 6 months tbqh

Which one of you was this?
youtu.be/Z7BOvEfW1RU#t=1156

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What the fuck lmao

>tfw ran out of porridge yesterday

Autistic as FUCK.

nah
sexed 2 girls and about 18 men

this is the rags printed in your country??? disgraceful

>tfw half-white minority but can't stop my admiration and agreement with Enoch Powell

J U S T

That's what adultwork is for, lad

Yep, this pretty much sums things up.

I thought that was for taking advantage of women.

Immoral.

Our political cartoons are the avatar of "I AM SILLY!!!

Tumblr ain't got shit on our papers.

Gross, I'm not paying for something partners do with each other for fun

I apologise if my armour isn't white enough for m'lady

>if someone is willing take take cock for money they must totally be in a good place in their lifes

Quite probable, just on a point of principle.

I'll break with the idea only for procreation.

Don't do that
Don't sympathise with literal whores

tbf the election fraud investigation should've been far more of a shitstorm, considering they only had a 0.8% national swing.

Diamond ring or cash both pay for pussy.

It's just basic empathy and not being a hypocrite.

You wouldn't want your mother or sister doing that would you?

You know those aren't the same so I'm not going to waste time with this.

You're white knighting for prostitutes on a Persian rug weaving board, when there are countless actual ethical and practical points you could use to argue against.
I'd say they're in a better position in life than you are.

>point of principle.
what a freak

I'm not being a hypocrite
I would disown my mother or sister if either prostituted herself

£2000 for a ring £200 for GFE escort. Same thing just one is cheaper and knows what she is.