I need a haircut Sup Forums something to make me look like an alt-right alpha

I need a haircut Sup Forums something to make me look like an alt-right alpha
I'm thinking of going for the Hitler Youth style, any other pictures or similar styles you could reccomend

Just shave your head

I just go for the simple prison buzz cut, kek

tell her 3 and shave it all

3 on the sides, leave like an inch on da top

perfection

gave myself something like pic related, still trying to decide if i look like a faggot or the average failed hipster

go medium or high fade with skin on the side (go to a place that uses actual warm shaving cream and a razor for that) with alittle to none off the top

disconnected undercut

/thread

buzz the sides and back, long on the top.

Every other fucker in SEA/PDX.

>faggot
>average failed hipster

Is there a difference?

This

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If by "Hitler youth" you mean "Hipster Youth"

Hipsters took that haircut over, throw some thicker black frames on that Nazi and he'd look like he could be a member of Neutral Milk Hotel.

Rate my hair pol, I took mike cernovich advice from gorilla mindset and haven't used shampoo in 6 months

He's my favourite character in the movie.

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I heard an elbow to the jaw comes with it. Pretty tight.

don't listen to Donkey Kong Dialectics, that shit's retarded

he basically read carol dweck's mindset and then wrote down his baboon summary of it and sold it as a book. It's disgusting how bad it is.

Do you think Hitler Youth would go with your fat neckbeard and multiple chins?

This white nigger...

Neck yourself ham monster

You shame your countrymen with your gluttony

You look like my grandma

This. In national socialism aesthetics, physical shape matters more than a haircut, senpai.

Go into a local barber and ask for some kind of fade. High, medium, or low, doesn't matter.

If it requires maintenence, styling or "product" you're falling for the hipster jew.

>these are the people calling me a kike

>people believe this is actually user

Your point, kike?

I'd say 9.7/10. Puts me in mind of pic related, which is 10/10.