Name 3 countries other than your own that you would ironically fight for if they were attacked

Name 3 countries other than your own that you would ironically fight for if they were attacked

>Denmark
>Austria
>Netherlands

They are bros. I would have put France too but they have a very capable military and armed with nukes.

Noone.

Kingdom of France
French Empire
French Republic

>ironically

I meant to type unironically

Mexico
Canada
Italy

Norway, Denmark and Finland, mostly Finland

Burgerland
Bongland
Bantzland

Israel, Turkey, and The UK

but i would never fight for Sweden

>if they were attacked
attacked by whom?

If Finland attacks Germany to make it white again- I would let them.

If Turkey attacks Croatia or Hungary I would want my country to provide help.

Just stick to map threads with different colours. It's impossible to answer that question in any real way.

Denmark. I would fight for the people of australia but not their government

Chad
Ivory Coast
Mali

Australia
UK
Canada maybe

Israel.

>Australia
>New Zealand
>Canada

They did the same for us, I'll return the favour if need be.

azerbaijan, iran, south korea

None including mine. Peace bro.

Anglosphere only

If you arent an English speaking country you will be left behind. Better start learning

Only answer

France
Japan
Airstrip One

UK
NZ
Iran

Hungary
Czech Republic
Slovakia

>UK
>Australia
>Canada

Chile


that's it

America
France
Spain

Ironically? The misuse of this word is disturbing.

Australia
Canada
USA

Mexico
Canada
Israel

Anglophone nations
Japan
France

This

>Sweden
>Finland
>The UK

Fuck you, Fritz. We still remember what you did to Rotterdam

Estonia
Sweden
Norway
Denmark

Only correct answer

He said countries, not tribal shitholes.

Japan
Germany
Alaska

t. DeShawn King Mzabe

>UK
>Finland
>Rhodesia (rip)
>South Africa if we aren't talking past nations

Russia
Germany
Switzerland

Russia
Greece
Serbian lands

Japan
And then I can't think of any uncucked Western nations

>UK
>Spain
>Murica

>Bavaria
>South Tyrol
>Lichtenstein

Serbia
Greece
Bulgaria

>Mexico
fag
Russia
UK

Who would ironically fight for anyone you fucking idiot

UK
Canada
New Zealand
Austrailia
Poor Little Ireland
The Roman Republic/The Roman Empire

Sorry, I was only trying to be Progressive. Gosh

Belarus
Israel
Kazakhstan

I stand by my choices

>Taiwan
They all look the same so imagine trying to fight China with them.
>Sealand
This is surface level irony.
>Canada
They'd owe us even more than they already do.

Germany
The Vatican
England.

Based.

Gun to my head I must pick some? Okay:
>United Kingdom
>Russia
>Japan (but only if defending them against NK or China)

Italy
Kyrgyzstan
New Zealand

Italy because I've got a family over there
Kyrgyzstan because I'm a country hipster
New Zealand because we're mates :3

he said countries, not tribal shitholes.

Leafland
Kangarooland
Kiwiland
and Rhodesia because screw the rules i have money

Other anglo countries

Dont cut yourself on those butter, "knives"

Japan
China
Russia

...

And probably Italy, but they never really want to fight anyone and would probably concede on the spot but I have family and friends there.

>the roman empire
gtfo evola

since trump
>US
since Brexit
>UK
for religious reasons
>for every country where i can kill jews/mudshits

"Not everyone's born perfect, we can't all be Italian." The post.

Sweden. Lovely country and a lovely people. Maybe Finland and Denmark, as well.. Depends who's invading.

>New Zealand
>Burgerland
>Bongland

Have friends in the latter two and I like those countries.

NZ are our bros. I hope you cunts know even when we rip on you we secretly love you.

Latvia
Estonia
Poland

[Ethnic pride intensifies]

Uranus
Principality of Hutt River
Edinburgh

>USA
>America
>The united states

Bongland?

>Imperium Romanum
>Third Reich
>Rhodesia

>burger automatically standing up for literally non-sensical retarded bullshit

Well, I guess trump can only carry you burger niggers so far

USA
USA
USA

but only if the president is republican and they are attacked by mudslimes or commies

UK

that's about it

America
Australia
Canada
Or any member of the commonwealth bar India and anywhere in niggerland.

>ironically fight for
Canada
Australia
New Zealand

Canada
England
Australia

>Denmark
>Finland
>Sweden

Sweden might be lost, but they are still our brothers..

read this

Greece
Non cucked germany
Nepal or another hemalayan country

Lurk more

Latveria
Madripoor
Genosha

Fuck Wakanda

Bogdangrad

UK
Germany
Poland

Oh you for what? California already maintains a level of debt with BC Hydro that is unpayable.

North Korea, Cuba and Venezuela

Germany
New Jersey
England

USA first, of course.

Aus/NZ

Then maybe some amazonian tribe so that I could be known as 'the mighty white warrior with the penis of the elephant' in subsequent tribal tales.

>Holy
>Roman
>Empire

Literally any white country but Germany

>UK
Only if invaded because Ireland would probably be next

1. United Kingdom
2. United Kingdom
3. United Kingdom

I would fight and die for god, country and Saint George

Algeria
ISIS
Swedenistan

truly, i can feel the love

finland, latvia, lithuania

UK (love you, dad)
Canada
AUS

Gotta cover my Anglobrethren. NZ is right behind AUS, but I'd assume any conflict either is in would have both.

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>belgium (especially flanders)
>england
>germany