What would realistically happen if California were to secede?

What would realistically happen if California were to secede?

Hell on Earth.

it would be like a real life containment board

Cali would be fucked
>no water
>shit economy (le highest gdp meme means shit all)
>no exports
>nobody except califags like califags

US
>loses hollywood
>loses 50 EVs
>democrats never win again

sounds pretty good to be senpal

They would all die without access to fresh water, as all the water ways would be coming from the United States.

hollywood and silicon valley would have to move to the US to enjoy our copyright law, actually.

the lol heard round the world

democrats will stuggle to win an election

They'd cease to exist in 5 years or get invaded by the US military

it would be like a minecraft server IRL
server.pol-blocks.tk

Shitlibs and Mexicans would die of thirst and we could repopulate it with quality Americans after reannexation.

More wall

Shut the fuck up, it would be paradise for the rest of the country.

realistically? The governor and the state assembly are arrested for treason by federal agencies. Probably a 'protest' in LA about mean old trump, and maybe the army comes in just to stand around and look tough.

It's more fun to think about cali getting completely fucked though.

Democrats would lose popular vote margin.

They would need a passport to enter the US.

they'd stop fucking shitting up the Willamette valley & maybe we'd have some peace

annexed by china

china already owns EVERY shipping bay on the west coast, and all their national parks.

It would be Chinese.

that's... actually a good point. I didn't realize that at all.

It would make Seattle the biggest west coast trade hub

the state will go red, in more ways than one

>Die of starvation and dehydration because no fresh water
>Wildfires become even worse because they can no longer call on neighboring states or federal assets
>Possible incursions by Mexico, hard to fight off because Feinstein and friends neutered Cali's gun rights
I say go for it.

>implying
We would take it back and Aztlán would be back.

LAPD would lose its shit probably.
Many of those guys are ex-military.
Theyd just start from block to block clearing neighborhoods until they took it over.

I'm pretty sure we'd laugh at their water rights and make sure Utah, Nevada, Colorado and Arizona get ALL of the Colorado river's water.

splitting up and being divided into canada and mexico

best thing to happen to america, we lose all the libshits and never get another democrat president.

we would need to build a wall around commiefornia though, but trump can do it

All of their water comes from other states, and those agreements would be immediately void as Colorado has no authority to make treaties with foreign governments.

War. Secession is and will remain unconstitutional.

I would love it! It would be great to see the perpetual poverty hitting the Libtards right in the nuts.

No, all the terminals are publicly owned. All of them are money machines for Oakland, Los Angeles, Long Beach, and Vallejo.

That said a seceded CA would only exist long enough for the beaners to lynch everyone who voted for it, because beaners want to be part of America.

Democrats would never win another presidential election. All of the spics would start going to the Country of California instead of the rest of America. Within 10 years California would be dead broke and be begging to come back into the US.

Honestly it sounds like a pretty good deal to me.

Imagine running with you buddies across the bay bridge killing faggots left and right in the California-American civil war.

it's not a good point. it's a poor point, mostly because it's wrong. most favored nation principles require reciprocal recognition of copyrights, patents, trademarks, and other intellectual property.

Yeah we would be under no obligation to enforce their ownership.

I always felt like trump should use this to his advantage : "if you wont honor federal immigration law, we won't enforce copyright law" but it might be bad having ran on law and order platform

Good riddance.

REEEEEEEEEEE

you need to not be so naive and stop believing everything you hear on the internet. Arthur the Aardvark figured that out like 12 years ago.

Would instantly be annexed or invaded by Mexico because it has no standing army of it's own and few national gaurd weekend warriors at most. It would La Raza all up in that bitch. The few tech billionaires left would flee so fast back over the western wall faster than you can say Stone Wall Jackson. Cali's SOL drops like a stone. Cartel violence spreads into America at an epidemic scale forcing the US into a third (fourth? fifth?) Mexican -American war.

Conclusion:
Trump will annex Mexico.

let's meme amusing dictatorships for emerging nations like California so they have leaders like Kim Jong Il or that guy who was president of Turkmenistan

kek like a rogue california would get any sort of reciprical treaty.

Dems lose every presidential election forever.

>MFW we divert the Colorado river and they fucking die of thirst

>implying Jefferson and Polk wouldn't secede from the coast
It would be hilarious watching coastfags die of thirst surrounded by water

>build wall with Mexico
>Calexit happens
>illegals go to Cali and invade US from there
>have to build another fucking wall

Realistically?

They would fail in every way so fast it would make your head spin
*spins index fingers*

Gangs wars/race wars would turn the cesspool into utter chaos

The police would leave cucklefornia before all of that, mind you.

The rich, elitist would be ripped from their castles and raped to death.
>eternal bleeding pain

The lgbt would self destruct. Aids is their endgame.

Emporer Trump would hAve a yuuj wall constructed to protect the U.S.A. from aids and cuckoldry.

Cucklfornia is in complete ruins. Babies raped by aids infested, scat-eating, homeless, violent, low-intelligence men & women with strap-ons.


>Trump has the nuclear codes
Mr president...what do we do?
*Trump grabs nearest female by he pussy*
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...
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>glass 'em
>glass 'em all


*cucklefornia is nuked*

World's first & largest glass museum of cuckoldry & the left liberal cancer.


MAGA!

Kek wills it

I would move there.

Which is why it won't be allowed to happen.

Watch all the liberals who support "Free Tibet" fight it tooth and nail.

less mexicans in america?

less dragon gendered free spirits

in fact lets just switch the wall plans now and have it border off this shit hole

take your gang wars to mexico

The Democratic Party would be desolved.

yeah california will secede and we qill keep honoring their copyrights, believe that instead.

no wknder you fags keep losing, you're borderline retarded

>Implying that Mexico could take anything
>Implying that it wouldn't just be handed to Mexico by the libshits anyway
I live in Kalifornia, and I will be first in line to vote for secession, walk back out to my car, and promptly drive straight across the border to Oregon to live in the United States.

Reconquered within 90 days (or less.)
On reconquered, will become a permanent U.S. Territory, never to reach full statehood again.

>California secedes
>Within an hour, President Trump labels it as illegal and directs Mattis to send his forces over there and retake rightful U.S. clay
>Within an hour U.S. troops invade
>Within two hours, a smug General Mattis emerges from the top of a Abrams tank rolling down Sunset Blvd
>(((Celebrites))) REEEEEEEEEEEE and throw tendies on the ground, losing so easily because "muh guns are scary" as they get arrested from treason
>California reconstruction occurs as all illegals are kicked out and Trump loyalists are installed as territorial governors
>All in all, Calexit was just another brick in the wall.

Half their population would leave. Other than that nothing until Mexico and the drug cartels conquer them since we obliviously wint leave any military assets there.

Yeah, i want a state with a shit gdp and shit median earnings. Must suck when its rich and folks are actually sharing the wealth

Libs are not long term strategic thinkers friendo.

The most Mexico could do is cause a bunch of civil unrest due to all of the loyalists there. Cali is cucked as hell but would still obliterate Mexico in a fight. But before they would even get a chance, the U.S. proper would have enough causus beli to take the territory we would have had if not for autistic bickering over new slave states.

Your national IQ average would rise

>9:01 am PST California declares independence
>9:02 am National Guard is activated in California and surrounding states
>9:05 Sacremento falls
>9:10 Leaders of the coup and dragged out of the state house and executed for high treason in the street as the world looks on
>9:11 Mattis wipes the blood off his dick, calls the East Coast to wake up Trump and tell him that California declared independence, but he took care of it.
>9:12 the wall is complete and America is great again.

Urine idiot

Would be the best thing ever. We get rid of the cucks and Pelosi. And get rid of a guaranteed ~1/6th of the EC going democrap in every election.

We would take it back, brutally.

You set up the rules, liberal-fags. No changing them now.

1/3 of californians are on welfare. overbloated hightax antigun shithole

cant wait to move

Probably establish an SJW communist state that crumbles to shit in a few days.

Jeez, the other 2/3rds must be fucking killing it then

Sweet jesus. Let this happen and let the leader be a fuckwad like Shia.

miltary would take back US property aka California and everything in it within a day

btw all of California's water comes from other states, the pipes and dams would just be closed

Kek wills it

They GIVE money to the US, if anything we should kick out the south.

Fucking weaklings wanting to destroy our country for your own deflated ego.

The south will rise again nigger

He completely made that up, it's all the republican states which leech welfare

You're right, California keeps sending their companies here to the South as they try to escape socialist tyranny. Thanks Califags for sending us jobs!

>military

That's why the liberal civil war fantasy of consolidating their power in California is retarded.

You have the entire 1st Marine Division there spread between Oceanside, San Diego, and 29 Palms.

You have a considerable amount of the Navy's Pacific fleet down there, as well as 3-4 SEAL teams.

Various Army and Air Force installations like March Air Base and Ft. Irwin.

Right, consolidate right there and get bombed by jets and naval guns and then your ashes fucked by Marines and SEALs. Great idea.

trips of truth

>Today we crossed the Hoover Dam on our way to Barstow. We saw our first Californians and I thought they were a sorry lot. I am not surprised however given the desolation we have seen. Not a shot has been fired, yet, we are already walking through a dry and deserted war zone.
>
> - Elisha Hunt Rhodes

Nigger sympathizer

This would probably expedite the inevitable by giving Trump a valid reason to put the state under martial law, mass deport all non-citizens, and remove the politicians from office that commit treason.

One winter would spell the fledgeling nation's end.

>Cali Exit
>Trump walls off Mexico and Cali
>All violent criminals in the United States are now deported to Cali because its more humane according to liberals.
>Cali becomes a prison colony.
Escape from LA when?

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me 2

if cali leaves can alberta join? more republicans for the US

>Texas was a recognized country for 10 years
>didn't secede after Obama won
>The South was an illegal state for 5 years
>didn't secede after Obama won
>California was only an independent nation for 3 weeks
>1/3rd of Californians want to secede just because Trump won

Not to mention that there are several federal military installations in cuckfornia, including tank companies, all of which could mobilize en mass on 48 hours notice. California would never even get control of its territory before the reclamation forces arrived, even if all of its national guard somehow turned.

Realistically it won't ever fucking happen

We annex California and kill the native population

> captcha all palm trees
Kek wills it.

>when something disagrees with my feelings it's a meme

Basically, the US military bases in CA would not follow the orders of the new CA government. Then the CA government would get arrested and replaced through a special election. There wouldn't be much violence.

Nothing because it will never happen.

If this does happen I'm guessing within 50 years the entire state will look like Detroit.

Let it happen, I wanna see all those military assets pull the fuck outta Cali and reveal all the super-tech we've been hiding in the deserts there and just next door.

it'll never happen
1. only 1/3 (one third) of california wants this
2. california supplies massive amounts of food to the rest of the nation.
3. if the split into the state of jefferson/state of california didn't happen...

califags are just scared

lol.

Bedlam. The military and police force would disband and move over to the states and california would have no army or police force. it would be anarchy and america would just conquer it, once more, or mexico would try to reclaim it

i would march on sac with all those evil ar15s the stupid niggers banned and save the union.

DO IT YOU FAGHOTS. I CAN FEEL THE SPECTER OF ANDREW JACKSON FUELING MY HATE MACHINE AND I WILL SCALP EVERY LAST MOTHER FUCKING ONE OF YOU

.t norcal

>California secedes
>USA stops providing them with water
>California dies

donald trump would declare war on their country,and we would slaughter them before the end of the day because there all a bunch of anti gun left wing pansys and then we would make california great again

I would move to Arizona.

>leave the US
>keep US military

Okay speedy, let your brain catch up

>Tax them 500% tariff on their US water usage.
>Wait a year
>Laugh when they beg to be annexed into the US again