Do you give blood?

Do you give blood?

Where you live, do you get paid in something other than cookies and apple juice?

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Off-topic, shithead.

>Giving away your life essence away for free so jewvamps can sell it to hospitals for money

I would but my father ( including us ) was stationed in Italy back in the 80's. Apparently that makes me ineligible to donate my O negative blood. I have tried many times, but it never changes and I won't lie.

NO, my blood is for me.

Yeah, you also can't have set 1 foot in africa or even sucked 1 dick. They're real serious about the no gay dudes thing.

No because the Red cross is the most obnoxious bunch of cold calling spammer fucks on earth. If you give, they will call you every fucking day begging for more free blood, then charge you $2000 to pump it back into you at a hospital somewhere. Fuck'em.

The Italian embargo is for tuberculosis or hepetitis, I believe.

I'm too thin to do that.

I assumed it was for dirty guidos

This is the correct answer.

you usually only get paid for plasma

If i lived in america i'd want to get paid but in Canada if we don't give blood we'll have to pay more taxes to buy american blood so it's in my civic interest to give blood.

Plus you get cookies and juice and sometines you get to watch some fag or coalburner get upset because cannadian blood service doesn't want their shitty homo blood

>be me
>14y.o. going to the doctor so he can write me sick so i can skip school
>suddenly says he "has" to draw my blood
>thought nothing of it
>still to this day, the results never came in

other story:
>18 years old
>Red cross in town
>want to donate blood
>nurse lets me sit
>goes and comes back after half an hour
>tells me i can't donate
>"why?"
>"Because the doctor said so"

other story:
>New doctor
>want to run bloodtest
>doc gets my blood
>ffw
>says everything is okay
>i ask for the result sheet
>He never had one


And that's when i decided that letting anyone else have my blood is a bad thing because they might be making mad money on the black market or some shit like that.

Seriously, i don't even know my blood type. Not even my mother knows.

>no
>can get small vouchers
>i cant even give blood

anyone who dosent is a total jew

I went on a weird date where we did, haven't since. O negative here.

you have to donate plasma if you want shekels

A typical blood test doesn't draw enough volume for a doctor to sell behind your back.

Unless they pay me for my blood/plasma, then no.

I know it sounds shitty but my dad has his kidneys shot and needs transfusions, I know how much those medical people make a year. Give me something worth more than a fucking cookie and sugar drink.

I donated blood like 2 days ago. I got a free shirt. I've donated like 5 times

Not him but off topic from fucking what?
This board is shit and basically anything other than "TRUMP GOD KING KEK KILL ALL LIBERALS" is a fucking breath of fresh air no matter how off topic it is.

Sometimes I get the fat Pinoy nurse. I tell her to stick it in me hard. She giggles.

What a strange date...

Man fuck no, my blood's too good for others.

Yeah. I'm that type that can only receive from itself but give to everyone so i donate every few months.

And i do it

F O R
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I used to give blood and do the plasma thing, but haven't for while due to a run of lung infections.

Girl at uni. Still dating.

regardless of what highschool science might have you believe, it still far better to receive the same type as you.

I always get letters saying "Did you know your blood actually saved someone?" and it's always several states over.

I donate blood
I used to sell plasma, but plasma centers hire the shittiest phlebotomists who are always missing veins and shit and I decided it wasn't worth the $30 anymore

Thanks for reminding me that my blood actually never helped someone in any way.

>red cross
one of the worst NGOs honestly
there are many much better bloodbanks that don't do the obnoxious cold calling bullshit

Mine helped someone in Chicago. I can only image...

Michigan we get doughnuts and apple juice.

I used to give blood but they don't let me any more because I had cancer

>O-
GET BEHIND ME SATAN!

O- here.
And it's mine, all mine.
BWAHAHAHAHA!

gay cancer or cancer cancer?

Yeah but O- is useful in emergency situations where EMTs / Doctors don't have time to discern blood types.

maybe everyone's just trying to spare you the horrible truth that you are in fact a mutant

I give to the military when they ask for it. They give you juice and granola bars. What's funny is when they take you into the back room "I'm going to place this unsealed form in front of you. It is there to ask whether you are homo and should give blood. Check yes or no the seal it". I'm not a homo so I check no

No cause you can't give blood after doing drugs :(

the german red cross gives you a meal, a bar of chocolate and usually some sort of red cross branded stuff worth like 5 euros or so

>everyone's just trying to spare you the horrible truth that you are in fact a mutant

I'm too anemic, they don't want my blood.

No, I don't support the vampire welfare program. They need to go out and hunt for themselves if they want to feed.

Tired of winning bud?

well, donators have first dibs when the blood bank is low and you're injured here,... that is a plus for me

Where I'm from (Utah), we have centers for blood plasma "donation". Wherein you are reimbursed for the time taken out of your day to "donate" plasma by about 35$ or so. They draw blood, separate the plasma from the actual cells, and then pump the cells back into you.

Mostly college kids and the few tweakers that don't have some kind of disease do it for the extra cash.

Can you give blood in your stool to the streets of your city, you filthy third world shitstain?

Testicular cancer.

Lefty tried to kill me as revenge for me not having sex

Shit fan i just gave blood today

t. Xhang

This board is aids. Take that from your fellow Sup Forums member just lurking here. You should join us. In Sup Forums we're not as cancerous.

Glad you're doing ok. I really need to check them monthly like I'm supposed to...

Yeah. Pittsburgh area. O+, so they call me constantly. I do it because I think bloodletting should be a thing. Also, it takes me less vodka to get fucking ripped over the next few days. Plus I do it at work so I get paid while I'm doing it. And altruistic reasons.

>junior year of high school
>give blood as often as I can due to rare and valuable O- blood type
>saved hundreds of lives
>one day get letter in mail from Blood Assurance
>letter basically tells me that I have leukemia and can no longer give blood
>legit think I am going to die
>don't tell anyone, leave letter on kitchen table and start driving
>go to gfs house and tell her I am dying but can't talk about it now because too emotional
>go to best bros house and tell him same thing
>drive to nearby mountain, now about 2 am
>make it to the very top of this massive mountain in the dark just in time for the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen
>tearing up now remembering my emotions at the time
>my tears and heavy breathing and panicked thoughts somehow add to the beauty of this, God's wonderful painting in the morning sky
>walk down the mountain
>check phone
>100 missed calls from everyone
>finally go home and schedule visit to hospital
>go to specialist
>turns out I don't even have fucking leukemia and Blood Assurance regularly delivers false positives
>never felt more relief in my life
>every single day is a gift

>still not allowed to donate blood

Fuck Blood Assurance

No I do not.

I'm scared of needles

Sure do. Dont get paid for blood here but plasma pays out around $50 per donation.

the blood is mine also is degenerate

Guys, i always wondered what if you get some nigger blood? Can you specify the race of blood donor to the doctor?

more like 50,000 bucks. I learned the truth after working at the hospital for 6 years now.

Now i'm no longer donate my blood.

T. RN Male Nurse

who else Oneg and doesn't give blood because it's mine?

i really want to but i barely have enough for my self. i think your present is the fact that youre helping someone who doesnt have blood? like what kind of question is this.

>still not allowed to donate blood
>burger

It's a blessing in disguise mate. The red cross isn't calling you 3 times a week.

>yfw they did dna tests on the blood and found out you are descended from a secret nazi experiment but dont want to tell you

Good idea but there's no sure way of knowing without a ultrasound.

There were no lumps to feel on mine. I only knew there was something wrong when the tumor had grown to have enough weight to pull on my nut and cause a lingering dull pain

Fuck no, i am a universal donor and i hope everyone that needs my blood dies a horrible death

Nigga I spent a couple days thinking of all my life's regrets. Everything I would miss out on. Then I actually got to do the things. [spoiler]raw dogged my gf the next fuckin day before telling her I wasn't gonna die /devilish/[/spoiler] and other things like sky diving and mending relationships and such. Of course it was a blessing :-)

I do miss helping my fellow man, however. Now I just work with Habitat for Humanity every few weekends.

I've fainted every time I've gotten my blood drawn. It really fucking sucks I wish my subconscious wasn't such a pussy.

frequent donor here

if you're not healthy enough to donate blood you're not white

No, and I have O-

Why do people think that O- is somehow rare?

I live in Cincinnati Ohio and I get free zoo tickets a few times a year

So basically they make you give so much blood you get sick and have to go to the hospital?

I wish they wouldn't give money for it. I would donate blood, but I don't want to take the money and seem like some low class beggar. Then again if I go and give blood, I wouldn't be able to refuse the money. It's a classic catch-22.

It gets rid of iron, which helps you live longer. Source: P. D. Mangan

I used to but got tired of answering the same questions over and over , and you HAVE to do it for free , hospitals and others orgs cant pay you for it

Not like my A- blood is that special , also the cookies and juice are meh

no because I used to until i found out it had a value of over 500 dollars per pint and they don't give it away for free, they fucking charge the end user for it.

I donated blood because you imagine that the hospital is just going to give the blood to someone who had misfortune befall them, and the blood vampires let you keep believing that so they don't have to pay YOU a fair market price.

>go to blood drive for first time because lmao good samaritan
>they take two pints from me, think that's normal because I know nothing about it
>it's FUCKING NOT
>pass out while walking back to my dorm even though I waited a half an hour before leaving the center
>red cross made a thousand dollars off me that day while I got a bruised collarbone

I didn't even learn that two pints was too much until last year, fucking vampire jews

donate the money to charity

or a white supremacist organization

>inb4 "it costs $500 to store it"

> charge you to get it back.

That's not how I understand it - you get the amount back that you've /given/, for free.

I gave blood once so I could get free A in a class.
Not too bad, the guy next to me passed out lol

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Huh - in the US they'll take the blood, but just not use it.

oh, and they still call me 3 times a week even though I've told them very loudly to fuck off multiple times and block every number I see

Arizona. Hope it wasn't a beaner. I'm evil.

I paid all but $3 of rent on a cheap ~$300 place in New Mexico on plasma money for a while. Was a nice arrangement.

Last time I gave blood was in highschool to get free pizza.

The dumb bitch dug around in my arm for 10 minutes and fucked it up so bad I could barely lift it for 2 weeks.

Haven't given since these fuckers can bleed out

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I don't want my life force tied to some degenerate gangbanger

I can't give blood. I had Lyme's disease for a while and my blood is dirty now. It's too bad because I'm O Negative so my blood would be really valuable.

Hopefully I don't get hurt though. If I need a transfusion I'll need the rarest blood type.

Get your fat ass to pick up the god damn phone after a few days and call about your results you brain dead autist. They're dealing with either hundreds or thousands of patients and they're not gonna chase your fatass around to tell you that your lipids and sugar is fucked up from never leaving your extra large computer chair.

>Anime posting German NEET who lives with his mom who is also too retarded to make a simple phone call

Germany was a mistake, you're all autistic and socially retarded.

Stop eating pizza and maybe it won't be so hard to start a line on you you fat fuck

>implying jewvamps don't keep it and inject it to live forever like soros and rockerfeller

You need iron in your bloodstream you fucking retard, it's the main component of hemoglobin

You cant donate because the doctor took one look at you and assumed you took it up the ass like a faggot. Fags cant donate back then

No, unless you're a sickly slack jawed mutant a unit of blood isn't going to do anything but make you want to nap.

6' 2" 175 dipshit. I had some fresh out of school volunteer who didn't understand one starts a line in the vein that doesn't run over the bone

Moron, red cross workers don't work for free and yes blood has to be fridged at a certain temperature or it's garbage before too long.