Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that

Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that.

Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them Sup Forums, and you always will be.

Deus Vult.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samudra_manthan
cuttingedge.org/news/n1676.cfm
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Feel free to continue worship of the Jew, for now.

The Hebrews of Israel are not the same as the kikes of today- who are mostly Khazarian Ashkenazim. This is like, an ironic meme because the word "kike" is literally representative of the kikes refusal to sign with crosses when immigrating into this country, just because Jesus Christ triggers them that much.

...and not even good bait, more like chum.

Jewish Hatred and Murder Attempts on the Life of Jesus Christ:

Matthew 2:16 - As a child Herod tried to kill Him.
Matthew 12:14, Mark 3:6 - Pharisees held a council with the Herodians to discuss destroying Jesus because He healed a man on the Sabbath day.
Luke 4:28-30 - Attempted to throw Him off the hill because of His sermon.
John 5:16 - The Jews persecuted Jesus and sought to kill Him for healing the impotent man on the Sabbath day.
John 5:18 - Jews sought to kill Jesus because He claimed equality with God.
John 7:30-32 - The Jewish plot to arrest Jesus with intent to kill Him for claiming He was from God.
John 7:25 - It was common knowledge that the Jews sought to kill Jesus.
John 7:40-44 - Some people desired to arrest Jesus with intent to kill Him.
John 8:59 - Jews attempted to kill Jesus by stoning Him for claiming that He was God.
John 10:31 - The Jews again attempt to kill Jesus by stoning for claiming His Deity.
John 10:39 - The Jews sought to take Jesus for proving His Deity.
John 11:47 - The chief priests and Pharisees plot against Jesus.
John 11:53-54 - The Jews make a determined effort to kill Jesus.
John 11:55-57 - The Jews sought Jesus even at the Passover Feast.
John 12:9-11 - The Jews even desire to kill Lazarus because of their hatred for Jesus.
John 18:3, 10, 12 - Jesus was arrested by Jewish soldiers.
John 18:13-14 - Jesus was tried by Jewish leaders who had already decided on his guilt.
John 18:36 - Jesus acknowledges that it was the Jews who would kill Him.
John 18:38-40, 19:1-7, 12-15 - The Jews are adamant in their desire to kill Jesus.
John 19:11 - Jesus acknowledges a lesser and a greater sin in those who condemned Him to death.
John 19:16-18 - The Jews led Jesus away to be crucified.

>thinks Sup Forums being a Christian board is bait

Fresh off the boat from /Reddit/, kiddo?

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So you are telling me Jesus was not a jew?

hindus are basically christians without jesus christ.

shiva is a character that greatly reminds me of him

mark 16:18

18they will pick up snakes with their hands, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not harm them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will be made well.”

>Then the gods approached Shiva for protection. Shiva consumed the poison in an act to protect the universe, and his wife Parvati grabbed Shiva's throat in an effort to prevent him from swallowing the poison, which was the most deadly poison in existence, harmful even to a god. As a result, Shiva's throat turned blue.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samudra_manthan

seem familiar?

I am telling you that Jesus was not in any way related to modern 'jews'. During His lifetime, no persons were described as "Jews" anywhere. That fact is supported by theology, history and science. When Jesus was in Judea, it was not the "homeland" of the ancestors of those who today style themselves "Jews". Their ancestors never set a foot in Judea. They existed at that time in Asia, their "homeland", and were known as Khazars. In none of the manuscripts of the original Old or New Testament was Jesus described or referred to as a "Jew". The term originated in the late eighteenth century as an abbreviation of the term Judean and refers to a resident of Judea without regard to race or religion, just as the term "Texan" signifies a person living in Texas.

In spite of the powerful propaganda effort of the so-called "Jews", they have been unable to prove in recorded history that there is one record, prior to that period, of a race religion or nationality, referred to as "Jew". The religious sect in Judea, in the time of Jesus, to which self-styled "Jews" today refer to as "Jews", were known as "Pharisees". "Judaism" today and "Pharisaism" in the time of Jesus are the same.

Jesus abhorred and denounced "Pharisaism"; hence the words, "Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers".

> city was used as the churning rod, and Vasuki, the king of serpents, who abides on Shiva's neck, became the churning rope. The demons demanded to hold the head of the snake, while the gods, taking advice from Vishnu, agreed to hold its tail.

didint paste other part of the story

This is true
Christian threads are Sup Forums heritage threads

the khazar thing is a catholic psy-op

cool meme bud

So they simply ripped of chrisians without understantind it.

Christians, how can I convert my sexual energy into creative and beneficial energy?

>Christan board
>Displays no compassion for anyone or anything
Wew Lad

You! The one who could not provide evidence for your claims against the Quran.

Beware his slander and deceit, anons.

The "the khazar thing is a catholic psy-op" is a Jewish pay-op

Prayer, faggot.

Pray.

>It's a redditor who doesn't realize Sup Forums is actually a Christian board yet
Can you just go back already

we all know the quran is a batshit evil book, gtfo

This actually makes sense. It is unfortuate the bible is translated this way then. I wonder what the original greek translates 'jew' that persecutes Jesus. Is it refering to residence of Judea who sided with the Pharisees?

>Hurr if you're not blue pulled like atheicucks you can't be a Christian.

Idiot. Being a conservative Christian is about taking responsibly for your actions. Enabling people to make their lives worse doesn't do that. Also, remember the bible states not to take in refugees

>"But if the watchman sees the sword coming and does not blow the trumpet to warn the people and the sword comes and takes someone's life, that person's life will be taken because of their sin, but I will hold the watchman accountable for their blood."
>Ezekiel 33:6

ok bohemian grove

Prayer

user, its not entirely racial. The talmud these fucks use is degenerate morally relativistic bullshit that Jesus stood against. Bible v Talmud makes different men. Race and nurture; both matter.

Now THIS is some serious mental gymnastics

Except DNA tests regularly show that Jews are closely related to each other and other Middle Easterners.

You do not even read it. Your motives are impure.

DNA tests also show that we're closely related to monkeys, what's your point?

You wouldn't happen to be a kike would you?

get married

pretend to be a creationist. the rectangles in the Fibonacci spiral is male energy, the father its has barriers, which are rules. the curve is female energy, which is the holy spirit, it creates and has free range within the walls of the father

take the story of adan and eve. they were originally one being, and the energies were separated so man may know itself better. the story of adam and eve wasn't eve fucking up, but a story of how man and woman failed eachother. eve, the curve wandered out of the protection of the adam, the rectangles, and once outside it lost its form, and produced something in ignorance, something that caused pain, and evil. and without the curve of female energy to support male energy, the rectangles collapsed in on itself.

understanding how to benefit from sexual energy means understanding energy in general. and the Fibonacci spiral is a representation of male and female energy.

i dont expect this post to make any sense to you.

You're forgetting the evidence and scholars that support the story of Jesus

>His birth
>His teachings
>His followers
>His baptism
>His arrest
>His death

All without a doubt happened as the Bible states.

That all means that the multiple prophecies written (according to historical scholars) centuries before Christ was born all happen to be correct on the time, place, and person.

>let me guess: lucky guesses ayyylmao

i understand the talmud is a batshit crazy book.

but you need to understand the catholic church makes anal torture devices in the name of christ

learn about the inquisition

The Roman Catholic Inquisition was one of the greatest disasters ever to befall mankind. In the name of Jesus Christ, Catholic priests mounted an enormous effort to kill all "heretics" in Europe and Britain. Heretics is defined whichever way Rome wanted it defined; it ranged from people who disagreed with official policy, to Hermetic Philosophers [Black Magick Practitioners], to Jews, to Witches, and to the Protestant reformers.

Slaughtering one's enemies is clearly rotten spiritual fruit. During the early part of His ministry, Jesus was approached by two of His disciples -- James and John -- who had just returned from preaching the Gospel message throughout parts of Israel. These two disciples were upset, for some entire towns had refused to even hear their message; they asked the Lord:

"Lord, wilt thou that we command fire to come down from heaven, and consume them, even as Elias did?" [Luke 9:54]

Jesus was horrified. He replied:

"You do not know of what sort of spirit you are, for the Son of Man did not come to destroy men's lives, but to save them from the penalty of eternal death." [Luke 9:55-56; Parallel KJV/Amplified Bible Commentary]

Let us repeat that most pertinent phrase: "the Son of Man did not come to destroy men's lives".

Nowhere in Holy Scripture did Jesus ever slaughter anyone who disagreed with him, nor did He ever advocate any of his followers doing so. Neither does any Apostle give this command to the Church later in the New Testament.

cuttingedge.org/news/n1676.cfm

heresy punishable by death was implemented in the 4th century.

the catholic church is also lying about the shape of the earth in order to undermine the bible.

The inquisition killed maybe 2000 over 40 years.

Jewish communism killed 100+ million in the last century alone.

You argue like a kike

Anyone else here "evolved" from Christianity?

I mean when you think about it, your religion is directly linked to where you were born. If you came out of your momma's pussy in Saudi Arabia, you'd be muslim. If Thailand, you'd be buddhist. If you're a savage in the Amazon Jungle, then there's no way you even heard about Jesus Christ.

Anyway, I had a spiritual awakening a few months ago back when Donald won, and turned to Christianity.
As of now, I'm getting into Gnosticism

I still believe in God, but I believe each religion is a different opinion on what God truely is

Confirmed for knowing shit about history. No one knows exactly how many people perished because of the Inquisition, but it is thought to be between 3,000 and 5,000 people during the 350 years of its existence.

In 1998, Pope John Paul II stated that “The Inquisition belongs to a tormented phase in the history of the Church, which...Christians [should] examine in a spirit of sincerity and open-mindedness...[I]t is necessary to know the facts exactly and to recognize the deficiencies in regard to evangelical exigencies in the cases where it is so.”

Six years later, a symposium commissioned to study the Inquisition released its findings: the total number of accused heretics put to death during the Spanish Inquisition comprised 0.1 percent of the more than 40,000 who were tried. In some cases the Inquisition saved heretics from secular authorities.

Why would you make things up on the internet?

I am a protestant


You know nothing about the catholic persecution of protestants

>Implying that one has to have excessive Theological knowledge to debate a Christian

If you base your entire arguments on the Bible, it just shows us how simple you are.

>Implying that one has to have excessive Theological knowledge to debate a Christian

I think you missed the entire point, simpleton.

>Gaytheist
>gay theist

Describes me perfectly as a gay Christian.

Sorry, I meant to say 400 years not 40.
But you're just regurgitating falsehoods. The inquisition wasn't a bad thing at all, compared to several secular pogroms through history (including Protestant oppression of Catholics in Britain). Look at the legal framework of the inquisition for example. Although the days of having court-appointed lawyers and access to one’s accusers were a long way off, at one time the Spanish Inquisition was widely hailed as the best run, most humane court in Europe. There are records of people committing blasphemy in secular courts so they could have their case would fall under the Inquisition’s jurisdiction. Further, the Inquisition was the first to pronounce Europe’s witch hunt a delusion and prohibited anyone from being tried or burnt for witchcraft (the number of witches killed by the inquisition was less than 100 out of over 125,000 trials).

When the Inquisition found someone guilty of heresy, most of the sentences were not unfair—many simply required the performance of some penitential good works. Heretics were unrepentant threats to the state—not confused, simple folk (in fact, the Inquisition had little impact on the vast majority of people because it simply did not exist in many rural areas). Finally, while verdicts of guilty or not-guilty fell to the inquisitors, the use of violent punishments was up to the secular authorities.

>muh inquisitions
good goy

I think the number of witches killed was more like...none. Because there is no such thing.

*tips*

How can you be certain that what you call God is not actually the devil convincing you to worship a false God?

Or there aren't any witches now because the inquisition killed them all. Thanks inquisition.

good goy

See

(ignore the trips)

Nice daily shitpost. Really adds a lot to the board.
>Khazar bullshit pasta
Fuck off.
Nuh uh, DNA is a lie

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
(yep, that's how retarded you are)

OP is a bot posting bait threads

Why wouldn't the devil orchestrate it so that his argument would be as convincing as possible? Where does it say that the devil is incapable of performing "miracles"?

>your religion is directly linked to where you were born.
stopped reading there. Nice r/atheism meme m8.

>As of now, I'm getting into Gnosticism
you mean satanism, because that's what gnosticism is

And that's perfectly acceptable as long as you don't act upon the evil desires which plague you.

how do i reconcile my anti race mixing beliefs with christianity? i went on cripplechan /christian/ and asked and they were all telling me that race mixing and immigration is a good thing and should be encouraged as long as it's christians. also some of the morality is contradictory to my beliefs such as the 'don't fight back and turn the other cheek' stuff

how are christians supposedly so nationalistic and protective of their race and culture when what the bible says seems contradictory to that?

Are you 12. Serious question.

The fact that politics and religion can be lumped into the same catagory absolutely disgusts me.. If only people were this devoted into things if reality rather then fiction we may begin to see a large leap forward for our species.
I find myself wishing for the eradication of every brain dead creationists on the planet more often than i'd like to admit.
Who knows, maybe one day we'll be lucky enough to find all your primitive fantacy books in the fictional section of every library in the next stage of mankind.
Damn neanderthals should really consider an independent thought process some time in your lives. Rather, before spreading any more fear mongering, " this god will save you." bullshit into the minds of the younger generations.

And you are a faggot.

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Tower of Babel. God separated races for a reason.

I'm just thinking that I'd take whatever I hear from scholars with a pinch of salt before I am convinced by their arguments. Just like the apparently overwhelming amount of evidence that man-made climate change is prognosticating doomsday and there is an overwhelming consensus in the science community.

>anybody that follows religion is a retard.

>he believes the ageism fairy exploded nothing into everything for no reason and had it magically form sentient life
>thinks he can discount the eye witness testimony of God on earth

Kek. Fedoras are hilarious.

Sup Forums is satire

>Damn neanderthals should really consider an independent thought process some time in your lives.

>how are christians supposedly so nationalistic and protective of their race and culture when what the bible says seems contradictory to that?
Because all Christians of any worth(the ones retards here look up to) completely ignore everything Jesus ever said or did and go on with what they would do anyway. So just do that.

>when you're so desperately fedora posting that you have to take the picture of a vocal Christian
Makes me ponder how many of those ugly cringeworthy fucks are even atheists.

keep jerking off to your imaginary friend.

i'm sure you hate that you love jesus's imaginary dick up your ass cuck

>Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board
Really? Seems more like a board for racialist atheists who unapologetically believe in the superiority, moral and intellectual, of some races over others, which is the rational conclusion of their Darwinism. Many of them also support policies in many ways akin to National Socialism because they believe in the perfectibility of human societies.

I see no reason to believe that the majority of this board acknowledges any of the implications of a belief in Original Sin; the rest of the Christian religion seems conspicuously absent as well.

Sup Forums's belief in Christianity is about as sincere as the "Gott mit uns" on Wehrmacht belt buckles—it sounds good, it comes down through their own superior culture, and it seems to justify whatever they do. All that Sup Forums really worships is power, and Christian Europe reminds them of a powerful, dominant past. The average poster on this board wouldn't care one bit for God or Jesus Christ, except that these mighty white gods might lend him the strength to beat down a nigger or a whore.

Because a single humanity is too powerful. He CREATED the divisions to weaken humanity.

But it's true. Be born in a muslim country and you will pray Allah 5x a day. Everyone you know and love will be muslim. If you convert to Christianity, you'd be killed. Now tell me why the hell someone over there would even think about being a Christian?

As for Gnosticism being Satan, you obviously have no fucking clue what you're talking about and probably googled "gnostic" then read about it for 30 seconds

didn't moses marry a black woman though and then when his sister criticized him god told her to fuck off?

Dear christians of Sup Forums, one of my main issues with christianity is that I feel that I need to give up a huge amount of the shit I am able to do.
>hermetic magic
>walking the spirit plane
>asking for help from my guiding spirit
>the occasional odd ritual to make something go swell
I tried to get into the church but the only people that are allowed to manipulate the forces are the priests and I'm not content just sitting there looking at the ritual.

The other thing that bothers me is that it's all about light and good and righteousness and purity. I guess that's good in a way if you're curious and content to live your life the way other people intended it to, but personally I find the darker aspects of existence much more interesting: things like the subconscious mind, where evil comes from in humans, the power of the human psyche, sex magic etc.

Lastly, I find it a hundred times easier to get into contact with other gods, I feel like the represent humans and our mythologies way better than the abstract thing that God is. Plus, it's entirely lopsided. Before the jews wrote down their bible, Jahweh was often worshipped as a male/female duality, the female part sometimes being called Ashera. Since knowing these things it just doesn't make sense to me to just go full sky god, with no equivalent female principle (Mary being a human, not a goddess, and a very restricted archetype on top of it).

I don't know if any of you have an interesting take on this.

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Why do you need all those things when you have an infallible God?

You are menntaly ill. None of those things are real and even if they were they would be satanic.

This.

The astral plane is very real and almost anyone can go there with proper practice

This guy gets it. Because what intelligent person do you know that attempts to walk through walls as a means to go to Hogwarts? Its the same exact scenario

Amen and hail victory

I'm a Protestant and I'm really drunk

huh that actually is what i believe. i dont wanna be an athiest though so which white religion should i be that tells me to be strong and conquer subhumans?

Nobody like Christians. It's only a matter of time we burn you all and your bibles and rid the world of this ideological cancer.

You are no better than the Muslims.

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You are playing with demonic forces you retard. Don't you chave churches in mexico? Talk to your priest about it and he'll give you an answer.

Race mixing will result inevitably from national policies permitting free movement of peoples and from a culture which treats sexual union as something trivial. I do not think it is the individual's duty to object to race mixing on principle; you can allow for 'race-mixing' in individual cases while, in general, preferring political policies which will tend to develop local cultures, and holding to a morality which says that it matters whether a potential spouse is generally in agreement with you on the important topics of religion, manners, etc.

Many immigrants want their children to marry within their own community not because of a fear of race-mixing but because they know that the complex customs which they have taken great care to hand down to their children will be quickly destroyed if they frivolously decide to marry someone who does not understand those customs and has no desire to adhere to them. Whether this carefulness can survive in our trivial culture, I don't know, but if we could restore some sense of seriousness and piety in our own families we wouldn't need to fear the indiscriminate mixing which now seems so inevitable.

>Good Goy, please keep believing in sky daddy while we rape and pillage everything you know and love.

Go get invaded again you cuck.

>atheists
>red pilled

It should probably be noted that almost every single major figure in the atheist movement is Jewish. You could make a compelling argument that atheism is specifically being pushed by Jews in today's society, and they seem to largely be targeting western Christians and only them.

For example, Sam Harris, Chapman Cohen, David Silverman, Michael Newdow, Gregory Epstein, Sherman Wine, Bill Maher, Eric Kaufmann, and of course, Richard Dawkins's mother has a Jewish surname and was stated to have lived in the only Jewish suburb of the city she grew up in. But he hasn't explicitly named her religion.

But that's only a tiny part of the list. We could discuss the Jewish atheists who aren't pushing atheism so much as atheism-enabling political views like Marxism. For example Soklonikov, Trotsky, Deutscher, Lenin, Uritsky, Kamenev, Zinoviev and Sverdlov.

And what about atheist Jewish public entertainers that constantly run down Christianity? We can go ahead and recycle Bill Maher here and also include Jon Leibowitz, Stephen Fry, Woody Allen, Rob Reiner, Daniel Radcliffe, Larry David, David Silverman, and... I'm sure I'm close to the post cap, so rather than just name the rest of Hollywood, you get the point.

PURE COINCIDENCE though.

This.
I have an irea.... Lets pray for it. Hah

>i dont wanna be an athiest though so which white religion should i be that tells me to be strong and conquer subhumans?
Islam.

Dear sky daddy, please kill all christians. I am a good boy and have many GBP. Pls respond.

>It should probably be noted that almost every single major figure in the atheist movement is Jewish.

t. (((Christian)))

Jews tend to have higher than average intelligence so it's no surprise really

>tend to develop local cultures
That's not what Christianity wants.
>because they know that the complex customs which they have taken great care to hand down to their children
And those are things Christianity wants to replace.
Christianity is an infestation attempting to replace all other culture and connection to other people with itself.

I don't know whether atheists are redpilled, but I didn't mean to pay them any compliments. I'm a Catholic, myself.

Odd that you don't mention Christopher Hitchens, but very prudent, since he only found out that he was a Jew very late in life

wtf i love muslims now

>neckbeard dicksuckers btfo?
NECKBEARD DICKSUCKERS BTFO!!!!