Be dutch

>be dutch
>spill water
>get flooded

>be Indian
>go to toilet
>miss, hit street outside instead

Us Belgians will take in all DUTCH refugees if this ever happens
Moroccans and Turks need not apply

>be indian
>spill water
>die of cholera because that was your last disinfected water

>be dutch
>walked all over by turquoises and maroccoons
>all the colours of the rainbow

But you need a working airport to fly them in you stupid ass

>be indian
>walk outside
>step in shit

kek

That's so sweet, thanks brother.

At least it's clean water.

We already rebuild that airport and it's looking even more fresh than before so fuck off

wew edgy
also everyone knows the dutch will arrive by bike or iceskating if the rivers are frozen

POO

IN

>be indian
>spill water
>die of ebola

LOO

Poos don´t know the Dutch have mastered retaking land from the ocean. If we were to be flood we would just take it back.

>pajeet got rejected by TU Delft or something
LMAO currynigger learn to program

>be Indian
>look at my reflection amongst the poo in the Ganges because I can't afford a mirror.
>drown myself in faeces, corpses and refuse

Where's your wagon wheel lad?

Thanks flemfriend

>be Afrikaner
>step outside
>get shot, raped, and stabbed.

In reality, India with your shit poor infrastructure will flood sooner than we will. On top of that, the Tsunami's which will wash you subhumans away will be littered with poo.

Probably floating down the Ganges among the faeces, corpses and rubbish. It might find a better home with someone in India where the wagon wheel is still considered cutting edge technology.

Eh...