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We need to make this happen. Why?
1. To destroy California
2. To wage California Civil war
3. To secure right leaning presidents for the next 100 years.
4. To help state of Jefferson succeed from California.
5. Only by destruction can California be cured.
Bump. We need Sup Forumslacks out collecting signatures. We need to meme Calexit into being.
There's more we can benefit from this then lose.
Isn't that going to make the wall thrice as long?
Bomb California!
Any other Californians hoping this happens just so you have an excuse to leave the state? I'm fine here now but it would give me a good reason to leave the state to go live around Most of my relatives.
If Trump doesn't establish Californian Rangers and then purges California to turn it into New California this timeline sucks
This. But I'm really hoping it gives excuse for some major bundy ranch 2.0 electric jigaloo action.
Need to make sure we have a good campaign to encourage undesirables to leave the US after Calexit
Ave, true to Caesar
How can California become independant?
They literally have no water of their own, and rely on water from neighbouring states to keep themselves afloat.
Alone they would be fucked.
We have water, it's just used to grow almonds.
We had alot of rain over the last few weeks. The drought has been cleared in alot of areas but it's still a problem.
They live next to an ocean, are you dumb
California is in the top 10 of largest single economies in the world. Turns out that peaceful trade and respect of foreigners breeds prosperity, not childish blustering. Our friends, who want and need our trade, will help us.
This would be great: If CA left the Union, demi-rats would never, EVER win an election EVER AGAIN.
>our country is falling apart, we need to think about our kids -trump
HITLER
>our state is falling apart, we need to think about our kids -Yes California
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pretty funny
Fuck off and take your 55 electoral votes with you.
Also
>20% tariff on movies from Hollywood
>Cast and crew must get work visas to shoot in USA
>price of water in Cali skyrockets
>build wall along commiefornia border to prevent the waves of refugees from reaching USA
Reminder that California is not irredeemable, only the coast is.
Most water issues are NorCal. SoCal gets water from the diverted Colorado. So yes and no. Most water is in state.
Stop caring about the fucking water. It's a bunch of socialist fucks here. We need to exit so they can be punished.
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the only thing that will really happen
>reveal california to be anti american (officially)
>US Army reminds them they cant leave
>Muh finally souvereign with Trump!
>Wait, California wants to be souvereign?!
>Bomb those traitors!
>They literally have no water of their own
THIS
If CA left the Union, Trump could effectively kill them all by cutting them out of the Colorado River Compact.
But can you activate the almonds with it?
I guessed so.
The so-called 'drought' is a political scheme not something real.
Pre-storm, California had more than enough enough water
the ECs would be redistributed
And that economy stat is held up by big corporation and hollywood, the group that people who support calexit hate so much. If those corporation leaves california after cal exit, then that economy is gone.
This. If California exits. It gives us a chance for insurrection against CALIFORNIA and not the USA.
california will be a third world country in your lifetime
tech will probably continue to move north as California taxes and cost of living go higher
Oy vey! You can't use Desalination, goyim! It would be gassing six GoRillian invertebrates every day!
>Turns out that peaceful trade and respect of foreigners breeds prosperity,
So then why are your state highways such unmitigated shit? Are you too busy not dealing with your trillion dollars in unfunded liabilities to fix them?
woah senpai that's about as woke as it gets my dude
cowabunga eat my shorts
>The so-called 'drought' is a political scheme not something real.
CALIFORNIA WILL ALSO PAY FOR THE WALL WITH TARRIFFS! !! "MEXICO 2"
Get off of Sup Forums, Brenden. You have work in a few hours.
Everything north of Sacramento can stay. Fuck the rest, they can secede.
bump for memes not just being dreams
Wouldn't the US want control over the Colorado though?
Surely there's a war to be fought over that.
This
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whataburger > in n out burger
Doesn't matter. Kek is about chaos right?
Let's cause some fucking chaos.
>California secedes
>Goes bankrupt within two months from no federal funding keeping them afloat
>Spics in LA lose all Colorado River water rights and die from lack of water
>Jefferson invades California (armed by feds) to take the state back
>Moms of the OC whip SD and SoCal back into submission.
Literally nothing can go wrong from their secession, they'll be back, and in fewer numbers!
CAN'T WAKE UUUUP
We need to encourage this! It would be the biggest shitshow ever and would seal the deal for the right indefinitely.
PRAISE KEK!!!
Nuke the south!
LETS FUCKING DO THIS
OP, you are playing into the hands of America's adversaries, and if your initiative succeeds your new country will certainly be a controlled puppet state by a foreign power given a couple generations. Is that what you really want? And that goes the same for the Texans who want to break away when Obama held the reins. It is a lose-lose situation. Just because someone you didn't vote for becomes president is not the reason for a separation. It's beyond petty and unbecoming of our nation.
We need to liberate the Red West from blue tyranny.
>padded by feds
>thinks hes something
I am going to drive to cali to vote for an exit when the time comes. I will use my vacation time just to help get you faggots out of the union. I hope all liberal states do. You all can parade your fags and sacrifice children to moloch all you want, just leave us out of it. Cock gobblers.
I voted for trump.
>Pre-storm
it's funny to me that you have so little water you actually use storms as a measure of time
shh...let the Calfags leave
>tfw Ted Cruz became a whipped lackey for Trump but showed his cajones in Congress for the God Emperor.
I want California civil war. I want to stand on the steps of the capital in Sacramento and declare independence from them.
Calexit gives us this chance.
>Just because someone you didn't vote for becomes president is not the reason for a separation.
No, California has become terminally incompatible with the rest of the nation. It needs to go.
>our new country will certainly be a controlled puppet state by a foreign power given a couple generations
Why should I care if the Chinese want to puppet a Mexican country?
Checked and agreed
woah man based woke right on cow boy
We need to set up some kind of co-operative program to evacuate and resettle as many white conservatives as possible from the People's Republic of California before it goes full South Africa.
The Hollywoodfags and hippies can go into the cannibal's pot, though.
>liberals want to secede because Donald Trump won
>they don't realize that their globalist overlords would never allow this to happen
o i am laffin
We need to meme this
They have no independent source of water, energy, food, and military. Environmentalist will block all effort for efficient energy and water since they oppose oil, nuclear, and dam building. Food will supply will be always at risk from drought. You can't build desalination plant without energy. Military forces are almost all consercative and liberals won't hold a gun. You can't run a nation state with tech apps. The so called "great" economy is held up by big corporation millionaires and billionaires who are just here for the nice home in rich area. Corporation have no geographic loyalty. Tech industry is also extremely volatile if anyone ever remember previous crashes. Small business are already struggling in california.
I like it. I like it a lot.
Even better, I bet we can get a lot of the lolbertarians and State's Rights people on board with this sort of thing.
Gott strafe California!
SHUT UP. DO NOT HATE CALIFORNIA. DO YOU NOT WANT TO SEE US DESTROYED.
>They live next to the ocean
>Ocean water is mostly saltwater and cannot be drank
>Fukushima Radiation spreading throughout The Pacific
Nigger how fucking retarded are you?
Only concern is that they could probably get away without a military. There is no one to invade them overland, and they'd effectively be hiding behind our navy and be safe from sea attack.
We SHOULD charge them (and the Germans) protection money, but doing that would risk keeping them in the country.
Beyond that, yeah. The software companies are already fleeing to Austin and other states, and Hollywood is easily stopped with some Immorality taxes.
These globalist are not gods. They can't control all this. This will all lead to World War one way or the other.
I am unironically going to do this.
Folsom is a pissant reservoir that can be filled multiple times in a good winter. It's there to keep the leftist fuckheads in Sac from drowning.
Our so called droughts are in fact a political creation, in spite of most of Ca being an arid climate.
>put salt down my sink drain
>contaminate my entire city's drinking water
Keep us posted.
Not how it works bud
>like 10 inches
>alot of rain
I gotta get out of his fucking state.
YES!, then Alaska, then Texas, then the rest of the South :D.
>Republic of California
>Republic of Texas
>Southern Confederacy
>Federal United States
you're telling me that because the water has contaminents in it that it doesn't mean the water is unusable?
interesting
>First they physically removed California, so to speak, and I said nothing, becuase I was not a Beaner
>And then America was great again
California borders mexico. Police force are also highly conservative as well. Cartels will definitely make their move if California is vulnerable. Also, what muscle will calfornia have against land dispute? The USA can make claim to all federal lands and take it, which would almost halves California territory. How can California challenges such claim with no military.
Sanctuary country - what could go wrong?
so California leaves...
>they have no water supply, nowhere near enough capacity to desalinate, no power production.
>the tech companies will head to somewhere else because delaware or washington are better than calistan.
>mexicans will head in and take whatever they want, because they have guns and the US military will no longer stop them.
>its now a bigger shithole than mexico
HAHAHHA DRUMPF BTFO AMIRITE GUIS
>can't bully federal elections anymore
>butthurt tantrum factory
>bankrupt financially and morally
>no friendly neighbors except maybe mexico
>can't gun so no military
>no natural borders
>droughted to fuck that requires federal help
>forest fires that require federal help
>ghetto niggers constantly chimpout
Oh god plz do this commiefornia!
The kek would never end!
>Calexit
Has a nice ring to it
Good luck with your secession
We need the production of memes to be successful though.
Calanon here
which state should I move to?
>yescalifornia.org
>California YES
Memes are real, I love this timeline!
Are you right wing? Pick someplace purple, or red if you want slightly better conditions.
Avoid the Northeast; t's a low-diversity area, but it's lefty as hell. Dixie might be good if you like a warmer climate.
>we need to make this happen
why,so the other states can suffer when all of the liberal trash from california starts heading to the other states and ruining them just like they did california?
Please based Kek and Putin let this be the next big HAPPENING
We shouldn't make it their choice. We should kick Commiefornia the fuck out of the US. If they're not going to deport Mexican illegals then we should deport CA. They're already a defacto Mexican state.
>California succeeds
>US Military bombs and invades
>California is once again a US State
Wew
i look forward to beating the shit out of any california libtard that thinks hes going to move to my state.you faggots ruined california,you arent going to ruin my state
You mean like how all the German lefties are fleeing the country?
"To secure right leaning presidents for the next 100 years."
This just goes to show you delusional your average, American Sup Forums really is. Even though all of the best American President's have been progressives, you still want to hold on to the old, ultra-corrupt Republicans who love outsourcing and sending the country into economic recessions.
You're helplessly stupid.
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No please no.
I'm here until October for tech school. Please wait until I leave.
Then you're not a true Californian. Gtho and go back to whatever shitty flyover state you came from.
Can we meme Jefferson into the next Donetsk if Calexit actually happens?
>WHY CALEXIT IS A BAD IDEA.
Imagine you have a 45 years old neet son, and he is anyoing as fuck, you tell him to leave your house and find a place to live and a job.
Nothing wrong here right?
Now, imagine this, this 45 years old son actually has severe mental problems.
Now the thing you done dont sound like a good idea right?
You must stay with him, despise he being an anoying person and take cake of him, to make sure he improve himself.
And this analogy show why calexit is a bad idea
>To wage California Civil war
As a Californian born and raised I swear to sacrifice my life for the coming California Meme War
That site is so wrong. It's been a while since I've seen facts twisted that hard. It gives no reality to the fact California owes the federal government millions of dollars, and more to banks. California is $400 billion in debt, and has one of the worst financial solvency ratings of all the states.It's also had the most cities bankrupt out of any state.
> Muh GDP
Doesn't account for the giant amount of gibs that is paid out every month. The whole state has operated in deficit for a long time. That's just the fiscal side of things. California doesn't generate enough power for its own use. Water is mentioned, and true. If Glenn canyon and Hoover dam hold back the water, California is fucked.
All of this directly ignores that after the civil war, laws were enacted to prevent exactly this.
It's a fun topic to b.s. about, but it will never happen.