**CALEXIT UPDATE: CALIFORNIA SUCCESSION WILL BE ALLOWED ON 2018 BALLOT**

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oh god please let it happen

NIGGER USA WOULD BE BUMPED UP BACK TO 80% WHITE.

gl with that drought situation & importing goods from the neighboring states. Heres hoping Canada , China or Russia doesnt annex you.

Not actually possible, a state has no legal standing to secede, civil war settled that.

PLEASE let it happen

We would have Republican rule in the rest of the US forever

Numbers

States can put whatever they want on the ballot. That doesn't make the outcome of the vote legal.

>implying the other states would vote for it

Nope. Commiefornians must suffer.

Please do so, I want to see the NCR be a reality

Calexit = Death of Liberal Democratic Party

If California breaks off and goes full communist. I wonder if I could set up a smuggling operation in Reno to supply Sac and San Fran and Tahoe area.

First contraband would probably be firearms.

Check these 5s

Why firearms when you can sell them dodgy weed from Colorado?

I'll vote for sucessoin. Then move to a non shitty state. In fact how about all Sup Forums drive over here and stuff the ballot box for secession then enjoy being rid of California.

Long as Jefferson can secede aswell. Burghers tell me Northern California is based.

Cali would become a third world country overnight.

Most Californians would move out and abandon the state if it became its own country, leaving a bunch of welfare queens and immigrants, next to zero wealth generators and actual hard workers, and a bunch of other undesirables to try and figure shit out on their own. Which they wouldn't.

In 2022, they'd be voting to get back in.

>other states driving to a Dem state to vote in their elections
sounds about right, I'll vote for ya and you can meet me in Texas and live it up

wouldn't this just guarantee Trump a second term? as long as they don't count during the elections im all for it.

>comifornia sheads
>rest of US is conservative for the next 50 years
>comifornia is overrun by spics in 10 years
>turns mexico tier 15
>3rd world in 20 years

I'm going to vote exit then get the fuck out of here as soon as possible.

>Canada annexing anyone

You're stupid to believe California doesn't uphold a good portion of the economy.

Economics 101 tard

>20 years
more like 2 years, man
Trump would fucking destroy them, and besides, there's no way in hell he's going to let a bunch of niggers, spics and commies take our coastal land.
Anyone that votes to secede shall be rounded up and dropped off in the heart of Mexico.

So a new tax haven then.

This would guarantee no less than a century of Republican control.

President Barron soon.

Most drugs would probably be legal there at first.

The great purge of the liberal cancer tumor of America soon!

CAN WE MEME THIS INTO REALITY?

IF CALIFORNIA LEAVES, THE DEMS LOSE 55 ELECTORAL VOTES EVERY ELECTION!

WE NEED DIGITS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN!

It's not going to pan out. Liberals trust the media more than conservatives and the media would strongly be opposed to it because: 1) Liberals outside CA would be fucked and 2) A fragmentation in the power of the strongest Western state is not in the interest of western elites.

The other 49 could live quite well without California. If they leave, there will be virtually no change in our per capita GDP.

>34% of all welfare queens will leave my country
Make it happen pls

Oh KEK
I have asked so much of you
But still I beg on bloodied knees: make Calexit happen

>a country that doesn't have autonomous water supply and enough energy to desalinate
>its wealth fully depends on IT companies, which could disappear in a second
>full of "progressive" lefties, commies, sjws, cucks, numales, spics, nigs and homeless people
>borders to Mexico
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

>All lefties start moving to California
>any lefty trying to subvert America will be told to fuck off to California

they fixed their drought problem

>China sends military support to back California's claim to secession
>The great happening of the 2020s will be the US-China proxy war in California
>All during Trump's second term
The future's looking bright enough to wear shades boys.

>you were born in time to see the USA break into a thousand pieces while Germany remains united

Maybe if it wasnt on the coast and didnt have a ton of militairy bases it could be possible, but aint habennin

>California secedes from the Union
>North California secedes from California
>North California then joins USA

Do the Californians really believe they can defeat the might of the US military with their 10 round magazines?

No it still woud be 66% and that's 7 years ago.

list of things i wish
[ ] for world peace
[ ] for the dow to hit 30,000 within 2 years
[ ] for america to be made great again
[ ] for melbourne to sink into the ocean
[ ] to establish an amazing family
[ ] to have children and make my ancestors proud
[X] a nigga would

Sup Forums should support this. We are in the chaos timeline, after all.

It won't when everything that made them money is being regulated into shit.

>thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/316461-supporters-of-calexit-movement-can-begin-collecting-signatures-to
holy shit those commies actually did it, can't happen soon enough

>California splits
>they suddenly have no money for GIBSMEDAT
>all the """upstanding americans""" flee east

No, California is a containment state, as long as it's part of the USA, all the undesirables will stay there

Separatists would be shot on site by American Unionists.

Ya okay kid. California has been statistically proven to sustain itself without the country over and over again. So much so that south Cali and northern Cali have been talked about splitting into two separate states.

Go to Wikipedia on the economy of California.

Just a reminder that Texas was going to do the same when obama was voted in.

great

im eager to see california collapse

That's what I thought, too, but then again, California's economy is bound to be dependent on neighbouring states, so when they become their country, their economy is going to take quite a hit, right?

>could
Will the second they realize they could make more money outside of California with less taxes.
The land is really great though so I hope we can invade it afterwords and purge all the liberals.

>California begs Canada to annex them after California's economy falls apart.
>Canada still doesn't because that would be too aggressive

why not just remove commifornians, the clay can stay

Please Kek, let this happen.

If it does then I hope that Trump bars immigration from Calistan.

>sounds about right, I'll vote for ya and you can meet me in Texas and live it up

If California upholds the idea that a Mexican national can vote for a US president, why can't a Texan, navadan, arizonan vote in a California election. Sounds fair to me.

mmm r0llin for calexit, all liberals and shitskins isolating themselves and having the state be a constant tire fire from then on

Can't sustain itself without water and power imported from other states. California would immediately have to go to war with its neighbors to take water.

As a Californian, I would take one for the team and vote for this

Kek will provide the digits user, let's fucking make this happen. Commiefornia will be a nice buffer to a communist invasion from the west anyways.

thank god get the fuck out you bankrupt fucks

Anybody found a source to track how many they have?

I want this to happen.

But tequila and avocados are more expensive

They can vote all they want, I'm still waiting a for that massive earthquake to strike california, flood the San Fernando Valley, and turn the Los Angeles area into an island from Malibu to Anaheim filled with degenerate commies, hippies, liberals, gays and other criminals.

>you were born time to see Europe become completely defenseless

Since when was Cali even dependent on other states? Other states are dependent on California's agriculture, it's not even funny. The southern side of Cali is all agriculture. That's where the country gets the majority of it all. You go to some place like NC and the fruit and veggies that can't be produced there or are not in season are from Cali.

You tards need to look into how much Cali holds the us economy before talking.

And also Cali has a shit ton of oil.

Then where would you go? You obviously can't stay in Calistan.

>California succeeds
>cucks and niggers and spics and other shitskins leave the states and swarm to their socialist liberal utopia
>all the mexicans will immigrate to california instead of the states
>America truly becomes great again

Please let it happen, this would be amazing.

"Germany"

>China sends military support to back California's claim to secession

Yes, with their vast blue-water navy they'll pull out their ass.

>let in tens of millions of illegals and foreigners over the course of a few decades
>they change the political landscape to match their home countries
>vote to secede from the host nation
>rinse, repeat x50
>people think these traitors shouldn't be deported or shot

Neat.

lets do it. See you in the California Rebellion.

Wait i thought the US does not allow secession movements. The constitution would have to be changed

Omg. You think the water thing is real? It is Jerry Brown being a joke is all.

>Not realizing California is the most populous and most diverse state in the union
>Not realizing that we could gut gibs without califonia
>StarvingNigglegts.jpg

West Virginia?

Please secede

We'll put a ban on wine. And Hollywood films.

And we'll see how long you can make it with Chinese markets

The U.S. would block all imports and exports of The Republic of California and control their shores like the Jewbers do to Palestine and California would scream sorry and come running back.

Dont forget to carve the northern parts State of Jefferson :D

GET OUT COMMIES!

>california tries to quit
>US govt. HARPs their ass to cause biblical drought until everyone in the state either dies or gives up

And those agricultural areas do not align politically with Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Sacramento.

Those docks are important. But lots of luck to you as der Trumpen Fuhrer slaps a 30% tariff on you and freezes your accounts until you pay for the federal bases. I give you 5 years before you either are retaken, fall into Mexico tier civil war, or break up into three states, two of which rejoin.

I'm in Virginia but I'd like to vote. Who do I contact? Let them go and take their 55 electoral votes with them.

If you faggots didn't support the same shit in Kosovo i wouldn't be enjoying this so much right now.

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That's another thing. A lot of the Hollywood studios are international. Should look into that too. It is massive bank in china.

Cali has a huge water problem. Yall could sustain without the colorado rive viaduct, but say goodby to agriculture

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>other states are dependent on California's agriculture

lol

if california secedes, other states will have to pay more for a head of lettuce and californians will die of thirst

those bitches have NO WATER

If it ever comes to pass the state (nee, republic) of California will shrink very quickly. First, the north breaks off to form the state of Jefferson and stays in the US. Next, San Diego breaks off because they'll lose that sweet, sweet defense spending. Finally, the feds reclaim all the land they own as part of the national parks, including Yosemite, Sequoyia, Mojave, and Joshua Tree. Your pitiful republic will consist of a walled off Bay Area/Sacramento/Los Angeles that owes the US its share of the $20 trillion debt, has no water, and a majority LatinX population. Enjoy!

Do they know when major earthquake comes they are fucked. Let em leave. They wont survive.

If this actually happens, i will leave! I am planning to gtfo of this state anyway. Too many fucking degenerates.

I hope California actually splits off, then gets split in half from red-inland to blue coast. Then, we shut off all resources to the coast and kill of the democrats and spics there once and for all, and take it all back.

And they'll know from then on to never fuck with this again. And, it'll be beautiful, democrats will NEVER take the electoral college EVER again!

This

He thinks that the water problem is real.

You're cute. Really you are.

"succession"
Isn't it secession?
(((fake news)))

Don't blame all of us for Clinton dickery.