Is there a more Sup Forums approved job than being a police officer?

Is there a more Sup Forums approved job than being a police officer?

Diversity officer

This. Get in there and remove diversity. 1488

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Crusader

RWDS officer.

It's a shit job, at least in Germany.

You're willing to serve a state that makes your job harder each day.

More hunk cops for research purposes.

fuck off satan

what did roastie kek mean by this?

Driller of earth

except in britbongistan. no guns, fat, stupid just like the rest of the population

Fake news journalist.

>being a lazy basterd

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Military and police need to be top priority jobs for all right wingers. We will need these positions to enact our coup and ethnic cleansing in the upcoming American Civil War 2.

ay muchacho

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Mirin' those forearms
No homo

>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock, I want to be your putita

>le no step on snek meme.

>Alberto lusts the Spanish alpha

no surprise here

Only if they have badass uniforms

ICE agent.

lick your own boots

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I'm not gay but I wouldn't mind being dominated by an american cop

>tfw can't be a policeman because red/green colourblind

only if they have cool cars/uniforms

Ex military in college here. Thinking of becoming a cop here in Commiefornia next year.

>can't be a policeman because red/green colourblind
I've never heard of this being an issue...

>I'm not gay but

>dodge charger
>cool car

kek

>cop here in Commiefornia
why torture yourself like that

All the cops were Pacos when I went to California

>not gay
>tumblr saved jpeg
yeah okay

that's a real intimidating mom wagon, man. At least post a good one

Fucking go for it, just not in Commiefornia. Don't be stupid friendo.

I have a pretty /pop/ approved job I like to think. Sorta "shadowey" but it pays good.

Let's say a alphabet agency wants you to "bug" a house. Cars equipped with projectors camouflage your house with a picture of your house taken days sometimes weeks before. I can't go into how it's done or explain the finer details but this technology exists. With this projection method people can be bugging your house without alerting neighbors. Your neighbors will see the projection of a empty house.

When I found out at the optometrist they made it a point to say I couldn't get certain jobs like join the military or police.
Military for flag/uniform identification (I do find it difficult to tell irish and italian flags apart), police for car/perp identification.

Something like that anyway.

Being a cop is literally the opposite of Sup Forums approved, certainly in Europe.

You're just a toy, a tool used by the politicians and the justice department.

Enjoy arresting white people for hate speech you immoral cuck

Being president of the USA

They must have different rules in kangaroo land. Pretty much the only jobs a colorblind person can't get here are pilots

Well saying "brown toyota civic heading down x street" doesn't help much when it's green does it.

Being a police officer was my dream ever since I was a kid, but it's just not worth it here in Brazil, a fucking shame, really.

Nothing will redpill someone faster than having to deal with criminal niggers all day long.

Join BOPE and blast niggers in the favela

Or become a prison guard just watch and stand by while the inmates are literally eating each other

It does if your co-workers are aware that you're colorblind

Why not join the favella cleansing division. it looks like a badass job

You guys have private police over there, the judge dredd kind, join them.

My friend is colorblind and also a cop. But he had to hide it like a motherfucker. They did end up finding out eventually, because some asshole cop saw him hesitate for a split second on some shit he was having to do. He didn't get along well with that other cop, so the other cop went and tattled on him, like an asshole. But he had already been on the job for years, so they didn't do shit.

wasn't it pol that talked about how military service is just glorified welfare checks and living under the government

if police are just a state sponsored military they can use on populace then I would say that cops are like the true niggers of welfare

>tend to abuse their power and position of authority
>wear black-the color of all niggers
>mindless drones either touchy with a trigger finger or jus following order bruh.


Sup Forums approved jobs are
>counter intelligence
>intelligence gathering
>propagandist
>demagogue
>NEET

fight me

>tfw me and around 8 guys became cops after playing on the same college football teal for 5 years
>tfw all evil disgusting white right wing natsies

>>counter intelligence
>>intelligence gathering
>>propagandist
>>demagogue
>>NEET
literally all of these are welfare related

I like the city I live in and don't feel like leaving.

RWDS nazis that have to arrest people for being homophobic, must be hard.

mike enoch is that you?

Neo Sup Forums approvez it

Old Sup Forums would call you a statist bootlicking bluepilled tool

Handsome dude

It's not that simple, cops die a lot here in Rio de Janeiro, plus a bunch of other problems like corruption. Sure, there are honest people in the force, but you must be prepared to do or accept shady shit if you don't want to die.

>*they're jews* sound effect plays

thats only faggot city cops, we played together on the defense front 7 and we work in a rural area which is great fun

>new newfags won't know

>if you don't want to die.
I thought most people on here wanted to die

PRESIDENT

I would say an attorney, b/c it's basically like being a secret agent, infiltrating the world of the jew. Plus, browsing Sup Forums gives a competitive advantage, b/c you learn how the jews think and can apply it in your professional dealings with them.

People here die whether they want it or not, m8

but they actively work/ or don't against the state

causing a drain on resources and instilling chaos and confusion in the populous.

also theres alot of insurence companies that hire investigators to gather intelligence on insurence claims

and then theres also every public relations and marketing firm that uses propaganda and bow down and suck sigmund freuds cigar and edward bernays cock daily.

and demagogues and propagandists always have capitalism backing them see alex jones and water purifiers and glenn beck and buying gold.

your argument is weak and naive.

Yea we were all fucking 17-18 then surprise surprise here we are a few years later after growing up and we are edgy liberal retards.

You serve the people, the state's just your asshole boss.

>going on pol to learn how jews think

>not getting brainwashed by anonu=ymous propaganda.

you really think Sup Forums if chock full of righteous anons and not self serving idiots that just want you to beleive in stupid shit so you can buy the flavor of the month.

nigger what the fuck are you on

not realizing how brainwashed you are to funny hitler memes and facist memes.

daniel dennet was right about memetic transmissions and virus memes

Oh so you're a coward?

Don't worry you'll fit in well here.

>Sup Forums approved job
>being a police officer
pick one, you bootlicking faggot

You don't have to believe me but it's been done for over a decade.

There really are people that stupid.

that's bullshit but I believe it

Getting my firearms licenses this week, hope to become a border patrol officer

>border patrol officer
>leaf
lol. At least be something cool like a Mountie

Fuck no, I wouldn't want to deal with black people all day long.

>brazilian police officers cannot be colorblind

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm not even completely color blind I just can't properly differentiate reds from greens when they are similar.

I literally dreamed of being a Policial Civil (investigation officer), was approved in all of their exams (laws, etc) but failed the eye tests. I wanted to become a PRF (kind of like a countryside FBI) later on.

I've been a NEET since then because fuck life. It's all just a big joke made to hurt us.

sorry man

The police forces here are being gutted due to the liberal government's absurd deficit, there are no careers here

>mfw fat police officers
literally can't stand seeing that shit

I am a white national socialist, does that mean I go to fucking skinhead rallys? No. Does it mean I'm a criminal? No. Does it mean I hate other races? Hell no. But do I believe that each race would better off if separated? Grow up dull stone.

I don't understand how they're able to game the system to not get fired. I'm pretty sure almost all departments have physical fitness tests at least annually

Odd. Don't need to see red/greed to kill niggers

true. god forbid someone be black/white colorblind

When rapefugees come to Spain, they see this man and they either:
1) Go back to Syria because there isn't any jobs or a welfare to leech on
or
2) Masturbate furiously to the point of exploding like a firecracker in Fallas

>guy runs a green light
>you pull him over
>vehemently insist it was red
that sucks but I understand why

Spanish police...nice pic
As for your question soldier at the border of ceuta or melilla,I met some of the elite spanish military doing border shit at the african outposts and they were the most red pilled people I ever met

I remember that one russian who use to post this pasta all the fucking time.

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>i'm not gay but

Literally pic related every time.

if you haven't gone to any national socialist rallies,
donated to their cause

or used your actions in some way to show that you are infact alligned with your ideology, you are only watching screens and using ideology as a funny thinking experiment.

> But do I believe that each race would better off if separated?

and how do you suppose they do that?

possibly by isolating people to concrete lined walls, sitting in their rooms peacefully and shit posting anonymously on Sup Forums like you are?

also you aren't every white national socialist that posts on here.

Im sorry you bought into so much hate and derision. Im sorry that you choose to continue this vicious cycle of ideology and reactionary violence.

rememeber....it takes babysteps to take the path to a gulag.

>actually believing the state serves the people
laughingwhores.jpg

Being a cop in Brazil has to be the closest thing you will get to real life Mad Max.

so gross