Go

Go.

indian

no
sage

Pajeet is cleanest of the three, even with designated shitting corners. Also highest probability of paying his share of rent.

I choose a helium tank.

curry smells bad but pajeet girls are cute

I'd take the goat fucker at least we can hate the jews and degeneratcy together

Indian but tell him that if he shits anywhere but in the toilet I'm making him clean it up with his mouth like a dog

Just whore myself off to pay the rest of the rent

Curry is good.

yea, yea, this. he is most likely to have a job

Why you no chosn me?

play mahvel smokin blunts with my niggas 24 7 free

indian

indian or black gangsta. both will share there weed with me

Muslim.

That doesn't work anymore, they apparently started putting a little oxygen in with the helium to stop people killing themselves.

not fair

Black gangster. He sells drugs so he can pay rent. I can also soundproof and secure my belongings in my bedroom. I don't have a gf that he can BLACKED and maybe he'll give me free weed lmao

Seriously though, Indians reek of curry and it smells disgusting.

I'll take the Indian desu.

I'll just give him his own designated shitting room.

You have to add infectious unknown diseases to the Indian, and no drinking around the Muslim, but i don't think my parents would let me share my room with a brown person desu

The indian is the only one with any good points.

Indian. At least curry is pretty good.

>tfw need to figure out a new plan for when I start going senile

black gangster. no contest. one is gonna shit in the house, one is gonna blow up the house, and one is gonna give me weed.

Muslim

Indian. My cat is basically a little indian anyways, ill just buy another litter box but paint the box with a road design

The indian will not try to kill me so I guess the indian

I take the Muslim and then murder him in his sleep on the first night.

and have a gang of thieving loud monkeys fucking up your house all the time.

He'll jack everything you haven't bolted down and his homeboys will give you a shakedown in the middle of the night.

+5 possibility of being framed for murder too

Honestly I've been able to get along fine with all the black people I've ever known and worked with. I would take the black on the condition that I didn't live in like a studio apartment or something and there was enough space for relative noise separation.

Pajeet, no contest.
Plus if the curry isn't diseased maybe it might make for a good meal.

Fucking stonerfags need to kys

Look on the bright side. When you get old and crazy then you can be openly racist and nobody cares.

Indian
Because I'm already living with one. He is pretty chill and always pays the rent on time.

Stayed with a black person before, never again

First option.
>Move out all of my stuff. Except for a couple things
>Come back for these couple things
>Call the cops on my own place when drugs are present.
>Leave the premises after phone call
>Win in court because you arent responsible for owed rent due to eviction.
>Say you felt trapped in your own place and your roommate threatened you
>Implying I have not already done this.

Bring on the nigs again

Fucking Australia fags need to stop losing wars to roos

He'll break down your door and steal everything anyway.

If you report him to police Al Sharpton will personally fly to Canada and have you jailed for racism because Tyronius dindu nuffin.

>New Jersey has its own flag too now

worst timeline

Pajeet. We can learn to code together.

What would your plumber think of this?

indian

Muslim because we'll deport him!

roos are pussys. it's the emus who are cunts

poo

I'm white, so:
>Black Gangster
100% chance of getting robbed. 95% chance of getting sent to the hospital. The police WILL raid him, and I will either have to snitch on him (causing nigger friends to come after you) or will be an accomplice, meaning prison time. Probability of him not paying for anything and expecting me to take care of living costs is very high.
0/10. Horrible choice.

>Indian
>Curry smells like shit. Shit smells like shit. Shitting around the house would be horrible. Being in USA, he is statistically likely to be accomplished in his job, so he will not be a financial liablity. Will also have 0 worries of a girlfriend cheating on me with him, bc Indian.
Smells are a negative, but Glade, Arm and Hammer, and others make pretty powerful products to handle such a thing. The pooping around the house can be trained out of him, like a puppy.
8/10. Obvious negatives, but mostly can be countered with cleaning supplies.

>Muslim
He is a muslim
0/10. He is a muslim.


The only real choice is the Indian.

>Say you felt trapped in your own place and your roommate threatened you
Snitches get stiches, you dont think his homies know the whiteboy done snitched?

They are going to kill you.

i cant stand the smell of curry and pooing in the floor is unacceptable
i cant stand muslims either

certainly will pick the black gangster because theyre cool Honestly

Obviously the musliman.

i love curry and have had indian roommates. As long as i can whip him to poo in loo, ill take the dotnigger any day

Can I just room with a brick of C4 that can go off at any moment?

You like a nice mustache on your woman eh?

Muslim since im mUslim

Enjoy the aromatic medley of painful liquid curry shit, dirty indian sweat, and waaaay too much cologne used in day to day life

HAO DO I UPDOOT THIS

Toss-up between the black and the Muslim, but only if he's from Iran or further westward, and the goat thing isn't real.

Probably the black desu.

>be me
>last 2 years of college live with 3 roommates
>one is half indian half muslim
>eats curry every night
>clogs the toilet multiple times a month
>takes weeks yes WEEKS to unclog it

I have already played and lost this game

The choice is basically
>Get your shit stolen all the time
>Get killed for not believing in Allahu and have to walk in semen/goat shit
>Have to deal with poo poo smells
Pretty easy choice

Pajeet every time, but if he poos anywhere outside of the loo, I'd give him such a thrashing, it'll make the British response to the mutiny look tame.

i chose a ticking timebomb, and i have no way to disarm it. at least that way i'll end up better than the choices you gave me.

>islam
>race

Indian. My brother is good friends with one that doesn't smell. They exist but they are rare.

Stfu everybody knows what he means

his dad was from the UAE

The muslim will kill himself the fastest.

Probably the Muslim, he will eventually go jihad himself somewhere or will get raided after I reported him

Indian. Curry isn't that bad, and I can handle cleaning up shit. Getting beheaded or robbed not so much...

>noy picking the gangster
>not having a much bigger social circle because of him
>not fucking some cheap hoes that he bring
>not smoking weed with him while playing NBA 17 on the big screen TV

Common bros

>NBA 17

You have a long way to go Paco

as if black people have high quality weed

The choice is clear, material items can be replaced.

indians are basically white people

they don't call the language family INDO-european for nothing

There are 6 Indian-americans in Trump Administration
that means they are up to no good

This. Nigger mids suck ass. Usually the nerdy white guy with League of Legend posters has the best weed

>getting murdered
>or getting poo'd on
I'll choose Pajeet, I might smell like curry and poo but it's better than getting beheaded or having my valuables stolen.

black gangster

I grew up near ghetto so I'm used to it. Also, he will most likely end up in prison before I even get to know him.

>shit weed is better than no weed
>always a variety of sodas
>now n laters in full supply

>indians are basically white people

t. pajeet mukesh singh

>t. Ranjeep

Muslim is a her?

>being okay with a gang of Tyrones stealing your valuables
cuck

Pajeet as long as I get to designate his pooping corners.

indian

under the condition that

1. I get some of his curry
2. He learns to use the porcelain antichrist

>White
Will browse Sup Forums throughout the night while telling his parents he is getting a political science degree.
Eventually becomes so enraged by muh privilege being threatened that he will shoot up a elementary school or movie theater
Never cleans up his dishes because mommy used to do that.
Possibly a loli lover and browses Sup Forums occasionally(or frequently).

>Their weed
Come on man it is your mother tongue. Show it some respect.

desu indian by a mile

>Java
No thanks

Nigga because he has drugs.

Is there even a contest?
The indian, at least the odd smell of curry won't kill me.

muslim because its actually fun talking to those type of people especially when not arguing, I fucking hate indians and niggers

trick question, niggers only smoke crack

Nice trying making us like Pajeet, IIDF

Indian, hands down. I love curry, I love the smell of curry. Having to toilet train him is well worth the price of consistent curry.

t. Ahmed

umhm

Indian. I actually really enjoy curry so that's not a problem for me. If I find any shit around the house though, I'm gonna rub his face in it. Even if it was my shit.

muslim because i am one lol

Racist faggots

That's not a choice jesus christ. I would rather kill myself.