Calexit

What are the odds of California (aka liberal Commiefornia) actually seceding from the Union?

What would happen afterwards? A literal SJW country?

Side Note: Our biology teacher told us during a class discussion that Alabama is actually the only state that could function and survive as its own country.

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Here's an article I found regarding Alabama
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texas tried and was found unconstitutional
If California did leave all that would happen is the militias would cause havoc, west virginia 2.0, and take over the CA government and give back control to the US.

the odds are zero. States do not have a right to leave the union. We had an entire war about it, if you remember.

Hope they try through. Would love to see Cali get its shit kicked in.

I hope they do. President Trump can cleanse it with a few missiles before annexing it

>No upper peninsula
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Doesn't californias water supply rely EXTREMELY heavily on other states?

>What are the odds of California (aka liberal Commiefornia) actually seceding from the Union?

Less than zero.

>divided by zero

FTFY

low as fuck but the liberals there are brainwashed enough to think it will last even if they do secede
>earthquakes along the coast
>forest fires every year
>mudslides in the north
>no money
>no water
>no power because muh clean energy
>can only grow meme foods
>democrats lose a shit ton of voters and are basically eternally cucked
>all of the tech companies will move to the rest of the states leading to brain drain
>mexicans flood the 'ncr' and is overrun with gun crime along the now massive US wall
>either goes to shit and crumbles or they end up crawling back to the rest of us


how is this bad for the rest of us americans?

We purge them.

Yes, and they receive a shit ton of federal money from the government. If they secede, Commiefornia will become a part of Mexico within a week

California, with its massive ocean front, greedily draws water from Lake Mead, that other landlocked states depend on for water.

ww2.kqed.org/science/2016/06/21/what-lake-meads-record-low-means-for-california/

Russia or North Korea would probably invade California if it ever broke from the Union, cause the lib shits have no idea how do defend shit. Or republicans might go re take it, and kill all the major liberal figures

secession isn't usually mutual, law doesn't matter much.

Honestly trump would probably let them do it. then just watch as the >country burned

Before any idiot from California starts the GDP argument, GDP only accounts for what's produced, you are forgetting that California is a welfare state.
sandiegouniontribune.com/news/politics/sdut-welfare-capital-of-the-us-2012jul28-htmlstory.html
It's 3rd in welfare payments.
California is one of the least stable economies of all the US to include territories. Puerto Rico has a more stable economy than California.mercatus.org/statefiscalrankings/california
California's pension debt is bigger than some country's GDP sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article66904557.html
> that's a fixed cost that's only growing over time.
California would have no agriculture without federal subsidies. mcclatchydc.com/news/nation-world/national/economy/article24581770.html

California is $443 billion in debt, and operates at a constant loss they couldn't afford of the federal government didn't float them. That's just the fiscal end. California imports all its power and most of its water. They would have neither, if they left.
Basically, it's a pipe dream made up by a bunch of stoners who couldn't pass the worst education system in this country.

Good, I can watch them all beg for Trump to quench their thirst.

Alabama, probably not. Texas is about the only place that could. They have their own power grid, water, and means of producing food.

they would elect the first Pornstud president

Logically, they'd never be allowed to secede.
The second they successfully seceded, our enemies would move in and take over. We would never allow that to happen, especially since they're a part of our mainland.

Looks like Calexit disinfo campaign has started.

Please do it.

GTFO Cali, and never come back.

Ask the Confederacy how that went

would be interesting if it happened to see how it would affect demographics and the vote too. Take away 50 solid blue college votes and theoretically a lot of republicans in CA could move to a different US state potentially turning it red.

Is it time to march to the sea?

>What are the odds of California (aka liberal Commiefornia) actually seceding from the Union?

None.

All CA businesses would find themselves irreparably fucked because they'd

1. Find that Trump would put massive duties on their products because they'd gone rogue and were no longer part of the USA, and

2. We'd make it extremely difficult for CA to get their necessary raw materials from anywhere else in the USA because, you guessed it, we'd tax the fuck out of them as exports.

3. CA would lose the federal funding that allows them to support millions of shitskin illegals year after year. Without them skimming tax dollars as they have been, the state would collapse within 6 months.

So, it's a cute concept, but it can't work. Even my far-leftist product suppliers in CA think it's insane, they WISH it were possible, but they won't let it happen.

Commiefornia cucks think they're going to form their own country, but they'll wind up becoming a state of Mexico.

They should do it and the resulting disaster would serve as a lesson to the rest of America and the world at large about the dangers of Identity Politics and Socialism.

But that's what cession is about, breaking the bonds and rejecting the authority of the old country.
Of course from the other side it is just them saying "know what? fuck you guys and your laws, we're stealing all this land"

Blue America would lose its biggest source of electoral votes in all future elections. The Senate would have two fewer Democrats. The House of Representatives would lose 38 Democrats and just 14 Republicans. The U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals, among the most liberal in the nation, would be changed irrevocably. And the U.S. as a whole would suddenly be a lot less ethnically diverse than it is today.

Literally never. They can't afford it.

>California secedes.

>Tech Hipster elite creates fully automated luxury liberalism, rendering the imported masses of Mexican low wage labor irrelevant.

>Mexicans massacre tech hipsters and appropriate their technology.

>Neo-Aztec empire with flying pyramids emerges.

I'm Ok with this. Viva Aztlan!

seems smart
>2017 - trump denies federal funds for cali sanctuary(ie all) cities
>they suffer massive budget deficits, can't provide services
>cali conservatives see how they need to stay in the union, see this as actually possibly HAPPENING
>show up en mass nov 2018
>trump's vote check clears many illegals from voting
>cali goes red in the state senate
>we can now amend the constitution without concern

China, more likely. They're taking control of Hollywood, so the chinks will probably use it to brainwash the rest of the state and move in.