In the future theres a place on the web called grandjest. It's where old Sup Forumsacks / chan users go to die.
Sup Forums doesn't survive, it goes through one more owner, a company you all know and love and then goes nobody knows why.
Heres the news, you won. you think it's going to last for just 8 years you're wrong. the swing right starts now and lasts not 8 years, not 30 years as some have predicted but to this point it's lasted and stayed strong for 70 years.
There are movies made about you, they're positive. Hollywood is Sup Forums positive. Trump went down as the greatest leader the world has ever known and future governments have been modelled after his.
the media of this age has reformed totally thanks to trump and the success of the administrations that follow in his image. Every movie made about this age is pro trump anti-media.
celebrate Sup Forums, it's better than you think.
for aussies, we eventually become a republic and our political system totally changes. there are dramas about how corrupt the politicians of this age are too.
Capping for historical documentation. Sounds Wonderful.
Wyatt Wilson
>expecting /r/pol to understand subculture
Cameron Young
It's actually just hitting me now that I probably will be on some website in the future like this one with all of you fucks.
/passing/ general will be weird, just a thread of anons about to pass away and saying farewell to strangers. Creepy but intriguing.
Ryan Torres
I hope my hard drive holds out for the next 70 years so I can confirm an Australian time traveler's post on Sup Forums.
Aiden Hill
I'll post my Pepe folder and doujin folder before I shit and piss all over the plug to be an hero instead of a bed-ridden vegemite.
Parker Allen
Checked, Sup Forumsack nursing homes are gonna be comfy
Julian Evans
>tfw cyborg >not accepted by normies >not accepted by robots
Easton Russell
That fucking shit is horrible. Why the fuck do Aussies like it? I wanted to gargle my mouth with bleach when I tied it
Lincoln Sanders
You don't need to be from the future to know that books and movies will be made about us. The globalists were so close to holding the USA firmly in their grasp then trump fucked everything up for them.
I don't think he could have done it without the memes.
Did you even have it on toast or did you try to eat it out of the jar like a fucking amateur?
Nicholas James
then we'd become raging lefties. We just like to be contrarian.
Ian Robinson
>Just one more square please!!! I know that feel bro
Alexander Johnson
We gave him enough mass to go critical, once that began the reaction was self-sustaining, but we gave that initial push.
Leo Price
I fucking love futurebros
There used to be a really dedicated one on /new/ back in the day who was the shit. If anyone archived that guy pls link.
Cooper Garcia
Jesus, all this talk about the future?
In a little over two year's time, people born after 9/11 happened will be able to post without getting b&. Wasn't quite ready for that.
Gabriel Williams
fucking new fag
Grayson Carter
>the eternal king of shitposts
Good try, Emu but I'm not buying it after a "guy from the future" screenshotted the election outcome which turned to be actually just Photoshop I used T believe in time travel but not after that
Jaxson Edwards
This is far too lenient. I was a different person when most of this happened though. Just turned 29 so most of that shit was over a decade ago.
I hate growing old. I sometimes wish I was never born but not so unhappy with life that I want to end it as truth be told, I have it pretty decent.
Jacob Ward
What's the point of LARPing like this. So fucking autistic
Jordan Myers
That's already been happening for years. see:Sup Forums isn't contrarian you're an idiot
Seth richards deserves a lot of credit too. At least he can rip in peices knowing he stopped a plot for world domination mere months before completion
Carson Phillips
>eventually become a republic your a dorable taigs out gstq
Oliver Wood
It really just hit me that Sup Forums was the driving force behind making trump a legitimate candidate.
If Sup Forums ignored him there would be no Pres. Trump, it really was Sup Forums and some other boards that pushed trump to the mainstream, and then other normies followed.
It was that first, major push that secured everything.
Lincoln Ramirez
As long as you hate jews you can never be a normal fag
Mason Thomas
Trump didn't need us to cover him, he's an expert at getting media attention and played them like an xbox. What we did was savagely fuck hillary over and over at every opportunity when everywhere else on the internet was promoting her.
Sup Forums memes were good theirs were shit and gay. politically correct memes just aren't funny
Never say never. Hating kikes has gone mainstream in over 100 countries in the past!
Christopher James
Y-you mean ai really am normal?!
Austin Mitchell
wanna play some football bro?
Isaiah Thompson
That's the most comfy .gif I've ever seen.
Eli Scott
Even Trevor Noah, the most unfunny "comedian" on television, is BTFO by Trump's greatness.
Dylan Cox
>grandjest I swear I've seen this somewhere before, not just the name but I mean "grandjest" as a website where people post Sup Forums-tier shit
Either it actually existed and I just happened to find it by accident long ago, or I saw it in a dream
Good thread OP
Oliver Campbell
are there blacks in the future?
Henry Perez
Everything dies eventually user, you must move on and create your own user family with an anonita.
Jayden Myers
>celebrate Sup Forums, it's better than you think. yes but is there half life 3?
Bentley Allen
Technically speaking this means OP is underaged
Jack Gonzalez
What happens to blm and feminism
William Peterson
I'm 26 and I got 0. How to I become a decent person Sup Forums?
Adrian Parker
Thanks fir the info John Titor
Levi Bailey
Nice fanfic
Wyatt Taylor
Not yet. *buries a small wooden totem of user in the sand of the arena and smiles.*
Caleb Williams
okay, i'll be sure to check back in 70 years
Caleb Murphy
>celebrate Sup Forums, it's better than you think. Does that mean I get a girlfriend?
Owen Mitchell
Is there a Germany/Sweden redemption arc?
Charles Cox
no
Andrew Perry
LOL
Bentley Brooks
I know somehow this is real, Godspeed user
Carson Howard
so i was a normalfag the whole time?
Blake Hernandez
>give up this future for Sup Forums no, burger. we are the soldiers of this war. if Sup Forums dies, or if we die, in this fight for freedom, we must fondly remember the times we spent here and move on. we cannot selfishly spare ourselves when the greater good awaits.
Logan Nguyen
it will be weird user
But with you guys, shit will be alright
Nolan Evans
In time, you shall.
Brandon Nguyen
I don't want to be a poof republic, monarchy or death
Bentley Gonzalez
>grandjest Lets not make this a self fulfilling prophecy.
When this Sup Forums falls I'll start a kick starter to invite brilliant chantard programmers to pool money for the DNS of something similar (oh noes, it might not be org!) and we'll reimplement in a better language than PHP.
Everything else OP says is obvious or plausibly self fulfilling, that's how prophecies work. Of course the future media loves the people who fought the redefinition of equality and dragged it back to mean something libertarian. That's just completely no shit. We're peak leftism so much it's authoritarian.
Zachary Fisher
/thread
Easton Rodriguez
>In the Hillary wins timeline we still have Million Dollar Extreme and Sup Forums >In the Trump timeline hollywood takes over the right and ruins it
What a dilemma
Elijah Wright
Fucking how
Levi Hill
just bought all the grandjest domains, come get your grandjest gold passes fellas only 6 million shekels
Jaxson Cox
...
Julian Thompson
The last person I'll trust is a fucking Aussie
go blow your cousin, you onanist
William Brooks
I've got a functioning IBM 5100 if you need it future man.
Nathaniel Barnes
...
Connor Gomez
>There are movies made about Sup Forums
Fucking boring.
Jordan Foster
>Drama centering around Hillary's campaign with her team as the main characters, centering on their breakdown and eventual loss while occasionally cutting to a smug memer making a post that impacts the entire race Have some imagination nigger
Justin King
They already made a movie about Sup Forums it was called the matrix and it's pretty good.
Jeremiah Miller
F-lawdy-lawd you fucking grandjest piece of shit. Guys don't buy into this shillnigger shit. It wasn't Sup Forums douchenigglet, it was goddamned deddit that went on to found grandjest in 2022.
Jonathan Morgan
>Liberals can't into James K. Polk
Adrian Lopez
get a job and lose weight. You should at the very least have those 2 boxes filled.
Bentley Fisher
...
David Robinson
you lying sack of shit the future is very bleak no possitive outcome of this. so fuck off. world is crashing.
Austin Brooks
Oh well, I screencapped way worse shitposts.
Leo Garcia
nice i love pathetic larping
Angel Campbell
>it's lasted and stayed strong for 70 years. W-what happens after that?
Jacob Hall
Fuck you, oldnon. That's my racket.
Andrew Wright
>When this Sup Forums falls I'll start a kick starter to invite brilliant chantard programmers to pool money for the DNS of something similar (oh noes, it might not be org!) and we'll reimplement in a better language than PHP. node.js, python or c#? or a gun to your head?
Jason Martinez
>acting like edgy anonymous message boards won't continue to exist
Connor James
Ok Mr. Future user, what day does Trump announce to be Peace and Prosperity day?
As somebody who has used Sup Forums for 8 years, this place is already dead as far as I'm concerned. I guess some boards are still okay, but Sup Forums is unrecognizable after this past election season.
I finally know what it's like to be so old on Sup Forums that you can't relate to your favorite boards culture anymore, and you just desperately want newfags to go and stay go but times have irreversibly changed and eventually I'll just drift away from the website like the oldfags that came before me.
Nolan Walker
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Michael Walker
Well, if there's one thing Australia's known for on Sup Forums it's their deep sincerity and technological superiority.