I was born in Iran and at the age of 19 I legally immigrated to the US with my family to escape persecution - partly...

I was born in Iran and at the age of 19 I legally immigrated to the US with my family to escape persecution - partly caused by us being Christian, partly because my mother's of European descent.

I've been on vacation in Canada for the last week visiting my mother's family and I've just learned I can't go back to my home of 15 years because Trump says I have Iranian blood.

Now I'm stranded in fucking Canada. Two other people at the company I worked for are apparently in the same situation, one stranded in Barbados and the other in Italy. One of them has kids.

My employer was counting on me returning to work on Monday. I've lived in the United States my whole adult life. I supported Trump and would've voted for him if I legally could. How is this making America great? What the fuck is going on?

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>mfw I'm a half Iranian who doesn't have these problems because I'm American
Sucks to suck faggot

I hope you freeze to death shitskin

Your mums an idiot for moving to Iran if she has European descent, and you've inherited her stupid by vacation to Canada. Good job shitskin.

no youre not

if youre in the us legaly and working you have papers and visa

otherwise ur just a canacuck larping

you forgot to add

DRUMPF NAZI
#IMWITHHER

kek
get fucked muslim.

>A fucking leaf

No you ignorant fuck, my green card doesn't count: theguardian.com/us-news/live/2017/jan/28/world-digests-donald-trumps-order-to-ban-refugees-from-muslim-countries

>go to corner store to get some smokes
>ask for the price of pall malls
>iranian shit stain tells me its 11$
>in reality its 8$
>got into a confrontation, yell that i'll slap him back to iran
>finish with "learn english you muslim piece of shit"
Fuck iranians, fuck canada, fuck you buddy.

Sucks to suck, faggot.

He said in the first sentence that he's Christian. Are you usually this retarded or is today a special occasion?

any time stamp photo or anything else would do

11 dollars for cigaretes??

dammmmmmmmm

imagine that 6 of that is taxes going to welfare for muslim breeding programes

stop.


well if ur muslim fuck u ;-0

Brown people can't be christian, it's a white man's religion.

...

hahahaha get fucked

Sucks to be you, fag.

Jesus was a sandnigger dumbass

So christians spent years spreading their religion to non-white countries, only to keep it to themselves?

The ban doesn't apply if you have citizenship faggot.

god doesnt have a race cuckold and neither did his son

>tfw I'm American and I don't have to deal with this
Sucks to suck, try being born in a civilized country next time.

cross the border into montana

15 years you lazy fuck? Where is your citizenship?

Reading fail

Trump didn't imprison Hellary either and everyone still sucks him despite. These people are cultists

>not a citizen
>expects full rights of citizenship

I don't believe you. If you had permanent resident status, you'd be able to talk with the US embassy in Canada and get a returning resident visa. You're talking shit.

Not my problem. Fuck off.

Sorry lad, you have to go back. No mudbloods wanted in Europe either.

larping canuck creating fake drama exagerating Trump executional order.

damn user, still support trump tho

your situation will be sorted out, i'm sure. there is no reason you cant come back in here. there are gonna be glitches in the system but don't forget Americans go through the same stuff at airports here and abroad, etc...no-fly list errors, etc....

This

I'm standing here at sydney airport with my grandmother. We tried to get back to our home in America, but because of our Libyan passports, Trump has banned us from ever returning. When we were denied, my grandma asked me "Are we ever going to see our family again?"

She is 8 years old.

Let that sink in.

Just what the hell do you think I'm going to show you? I'M NOT IN MY HOME. My passport is in the car and I'm sure as fuck not freezing my ass to go out there and get it for you tonight.

Do you want me to take a picture of myself? What's going to be the giveaway that I'm half-Iranian? I'll save your neurons the bother of coming up with an epic joke: I haven't got a goat or any kids handy to fuck, I haven't been blessed with a unibrow, and you can't smell me through a picture.

I hope Saudi Arabia and Iran nuke each other so that Sunni and Shia cancer can be gone for good.

The ME would thrive under Israel. They should be given full control under Israel.

Crime don't pay kid.

Yes he does he was a jew you inbred.

quality post

I hear the Canadians absolutely love your type up there. I suggest setting up a gofundme and calling the local media and/or Trudeau with your story. Be sure to include generous amounts of Trump bashing, and tell them your mom's dying of cancer cancer.

You should be a millionaire by this time next week.

If you have been here for 15 years and did not become a citizen we don't want you. We are only interested in those who are willing to become full Americans, not freeloading leeches who don't follow our rules.

>Shitskin
>American

Pick one.

Get fucked Reza. Persians deserve this. Every single one I've met has been a colossal cunt or couldn't even speak English.

>partly because my mother's of European descent.

BURN THE COAL PAY THE TOLL

"Your grandma is 8 so how old are you -30?

>my green card

You've been a permanent resident for 15 years and never once thought it might be a good idea to naturalize?

You sound like a fucking straight up retard.

I'm glad you're stuck in leafland because my god the US does not need more stupid people like you.

Luckily Trudeau is fully engaged in the process of running his country into the ground, so you'll be able to stay as long as you like.

Lol, that happen cos your mother is a fucking coal burner. Get rekt sand nigger

So youre mad because you spent the last 15 years in a country ilegally without ever thinking that would eventually be a bad idea? Kek

>lieing on the internet

#Lies

Give us something at least razzle dazzle

>things that never happened

>I legally immigrated to the US
Doesn't mean you're American mohammed

You'll be back soon if you're Christian.
Calm down.

better hope you don't piss off trump.

I already said I have a green card you illiterate fuckwit.

>legally immigrated
If you have a greencard you're exempt, retards.

Also, greencard doesn't mean you've legally immigrated it means you're on the path to being a legal citizen. There's a difference.

>in a country for 15 years
>never attempt to get citizenship

You were here fifteen years on a temporary visa?
Smells like bull shit. My friends aunt came over from Lithuania five years ago, she's a legal resident now. One of the Mexicans I work with is on a two year plan to citizenship.
Why can these people become citizens, yet in fifteen years of residency, you can't?
BECAUSE YOUR STORY IS FAKE AND GAY.

>its not 11, its fucking 8, but that absolute subhuman parasite lied because he wanted to push another brand on me.
>imagine that 6 of that is taxes going to welfare for muslim breeding programes
Just glass us

Back soon? Calm down? If I'm not working I can't pay my rent! All my shit's going to be dumped at the curb or stolen! Including a FUCKTON of confidential material I was entrusted with by my employer, now that I think of it.

NOPE! theguardian.com/us-news/live/2017/jan/28/world-digests-donald-trumps-order-to-ban-refugees-from-muslim-countries
>People holding so-called green cards, making them legal permanent US residents, are included in the executive action.

Bye bye ahmed.

May you never return.
And believe me when i say this.. nothing personal kid.

It's just... We arent about to take any risks with mudslime migrants. Why should we? Your people have shown you cannot play nice with westerners.

Half of my grandparents parents immigrated from mexico, but guess what? No ones flying planes into buildings in the name of the lady of Guadalupe.

So fuck you. We're full.

Fake and gay

fuck off rthedonaldnigger. Jesus was a Levantine white.

>Saved from persecution
>Complaining he can't return to the company job he took from an American citizen
>Waaah
How quickly they turn on us.
You ungrateful ass is going back, mofo. That's how we making America great again

You're in favor of blocking people from re-entering the country even when they're obviously productive members of society?

engadget.com/2017/01/28/apple-microsoft-and-uber-help-staff-stranded-by-trump-ban/
engadget.com/2017/01/28/google-reacts-to-trump-immigration-order/

Hating muslims is one thing. This irrational ban is just shooting the country's workforce in the foot.

Arabs btfo

> Levantine
> white

Pick one fucko

fuck off leaf you're stuck in this shithole by choice

>a beaner leeching of the usa saying "we are full"
Lmao

>Half of my grandparents parents immigrated from mexico
You're next paco

keked and reked

don't support a man who says he'll ban people from muslim countries next time

enjoy your free weed

You must think we are stupid, and don't have any knowledge of immigration laws. Your stupid LARP is not doing your (((cause))) any good.

are you persian do?

If not b8, boat around the border.

you have to go back

Iranians pls leave my country and stop calling yourselves white.

t. Pajeet

Why didn't you become a US citizen and renounce your Iranian citizenship??? Admittedly this is badly thought out by Trump, people with US citizenship or green card should be OK to come back into the US.

stuck in Canada
A fate worse than death.

It will only be few months.

>American
>White
Pick one.

North wall when?

lol fake and gay

You won't starve in Canada. Prostitution is legal.

>Posts fake news as evidence of his situation
Fuck off shill
Come on
Post your actual passport with name blurred out
Post green card
Don't post fucking guardian articles
You know you are full off shit and either larping or illegally in the US

Explain why in 15 years of living in the US you never got naturalized. Stop blaming others for your mistakes you dumbass. Muslims have shown themselves to not be civilized enough to live in the west.

Tough shit.

Blame other Iranians not Trump. I feel bad for you but there is a reason that this happened

lies , cock and bull story, muslim piglets snake tongued story,

Why didn't you become a US citizen?

Anyone with Iranian citizenship is banned from entering the US. That includes permanent residents with greencards.

lol rekt

>I supported Trump
l0l. let this be a lesson to you. No matter what your religion is, the waito piggu will always see you as a shitskin arab. No point trying to change that :^)

you have to go back, this isn't your open sewer, immitation is the highest form of flattery, not immigration, make your home countries great again, tia

Why didn't you apply for naturalization you dumb fuck? You're still not a citizen of the US, do you realize that?

>
>fuck off rthedonaldnigger. Jesus was a Levantine white.

Are you fucking retarded? Levantine=sandnigger. Donald Trump just banned Jesus Christ, if he came back today. Of course that would mean the end of the world of he did come back... hey

>I legally immigrated to the US with my family to escape persecution
Nice try Chaim, only Baha'i are persecuted.

i think if ur country wants to kill you and you apply for residency in murica u renounce ur iranian citizenship

>Australian
>Canadian
Pick option one