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Wake up
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Sage your shit thread.

I must have woken up 170 years ago, so I go sign up for service in the American army so I can shoot some beaners.

I warn people about the Alamo.

>watches Mexico lose Baja, Sonora, Chinhuahua, Coahula, Nuevo Leon, and Tamalilpas, forces Yucatan to be independent, and Chiapas annexed by Guatemala.

feels good

>muh Alamo

Kek, you sound like a whiny nigger crying about slavery. Deal we it faggot.

Feel very confused about the decision to keep Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, and Oklahoma as separate states

Realize I'm in the past and find a way to make sure we finish the job this time around and keep the whole damn country.

Take back my home

reach into into the upperclass of mexican society
be rich. have control over the brown people

should be easy right?

Hope they leave the rest of Colorado out of their, er, expansion.

Be happy that we're finally at war with you fucks and immediately enlist so I can round up some spics and put them in camps.

take a modest force and capture mexico city then pay them a paltry gift of pesos for most of their territory. worked under polk

>Come to shitpost on Sup Forums
>Be called leaf
>Apologize for being a leaf
>Enjoy living in the whitest country in North America

Kek, this.

>ywn be a Ballsack Wizard

laugh that a mexifag thinks this could ever happen

Start up the reconqista.

Dammit. If you're going to sit this one out, at least order some of those little doughnuts for when we get back putting the new border fence up in Chiapas.

>not being skeleton wizard
>not raising your own army of skelegates

>Half of Canada's population projected to be immigrants by 2036

Invest in step stool manufacturing companies and make millions.

in the mood to roll videogame

>be Utah bro
>wake up to gun fire
>juandisimo cartelico is invading
>Based Mormons have unlimited food and ammo
>bug in and laugh as the invasion invariably fails

>wake up
>turn around
>i have a chola wife for some reason

roll

Oh my God, how could Mexishits even recover?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>Many Mexican soldiers retreated through the marsh to Peggy Lake.[Note 3] Texian riflemen stationed themselves on the banks and shot at anything that moved. Many Texian officers, including Houston and Rusk, attempted to stop the slaughter, but they were unable to gain control of the men. Texians continued to chant "Remember the Alamo! Remember Goliad!" while frightened Mexican infantry yelled "Me no Alamo!" and begged for mercy to no avail.[75] In what historian Davis called "one of the most one-sided victories in history",[76] 650 Mexican soldiers were killed and 300 captured.[77] Eleven Texians died, with 30 others, including Houston, wounded.[78]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_San_Jacinto

Invade mexico city with a moderately small force and then buy the rest of your country for 75 cents.

too true.
>walk into mexican store
>im the tallest there except for the black security
>6'0

Build another wall.

Depends...they gonna show us what's in Area 51?

Go to war.

Rolling, hoping for 10.

Shit we're going to have to rename all those states

>one of the most one-sided victories in history

KEK

Only in your dreams Pablo, only in your dreams.

> 1 pump chump

Sage and hide

THIS IS WHAT MEANINGFUL WAR WITH AMERICA LOOKS LIKE

t. butthurt

Time to celebrate. It's like having a cancerous tumor removed from your body.

Is he wrong?

ok, sure.

Rollin

haha, jokes on you! 11, does not exist!

No, but its never certain to know the future. Trudeau might go after all like Obama. Currently we are the whitest country in North America by far

Start operating. This is my dream. God damn the blood would flow.

Thx for contributing to the reconquista!

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C'mon baby

You're speaking on percentages but you realize America is the only white country with the population required to revitalize the white race in all other countries on the planet?

Lets fucking do this

Rolland cuz bored af

>no more California
>no more Texas
>net gain of 11+ EVs

I fail to see the problem here.

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Does it really matter that much faggot? Just try to enjoy your surroundings rather than comparing their statistics.

Oh look, the fact made him upset.

This. Then we would finally conquer the parasites.

>be a Utah Mormon
>love the state of Browning
>have a gun rack to full of my love
>see mexicants full of hate
>load up and spread my love.
>spend the next few weeks building a new church on their hateful bodies.

ayy

rollan

roooolliinnn

roll

Blood magic is always good, American is better than European hope I don't get any of the sex magics

Roll

I got kkk

rolling in

rolling

Blood magic is an antonym to kek magic, it's the same shit they use when sacrificing aborted children to Moloch.

Don't support it.

Make you pay for misprinting maps.

And then make you pay for 10 more feet of wall.

That is a fucked up old map from an alt timeline, but were that the case,

Join up with Blackjack Pershing, young G.Patton and co and MAGA the fuck out of it

That's a cool story, OP. But allow me to make a rebuttal.

sage and report

Roll

See this?
This is San Jacinto Bay

The Battle of San Jacinto, fought on April 21, 1836, in present-day Harris County, Texas, was the decisive battle of the Texas Revolution. Led by General Sam Houston, the Texian Army engaged and defeated General Antonio López de Santa Anna's Mexican army in a fight that lasted just 18 minutes
18 minutes.
Let that sink in.
It is not yours anymore, stop taking siestas after eating tacos and get your shit together Paco!
You got your ass handed to you in a high hat and your pussy is still bleeding since 1836.
Try it again and feel the full wrath of true force hombre.

rollhnnng

This time we annex your cuck retard nation

roll

Put me in coach, I'm fucking ready to play

Ask why they kept the state borders left over frok the usa. Who would even administer a Mexican kansas state that small.

Imagine how good it would be if we took you over. We would Make Mexico Great Again.

rrrrawwllly

WE WUZ CAESARS N SHIET