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THE BADONKADONK THAT SAVED THE WORLD

Where were you, when Sup Forums memes merkel to death?

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his right butt cheek size is exaggerated because of the air filling up his pants

beyond that, he's beautiful

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No that's his actual beautiful cheek

DEM GLUTEUS

Remember when the bugle wasn't cucked? Jesus, what happened.

Is he the fattest US president of all time?

Settle down fellas

Taft

Quick rundown on Trump's rump:

rothschilds bow to the buttcheeks

in contact with aliens

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control USA with an iron fist

own hotels and restaurants all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal butt line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Buttcheek Gemini will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of two buttcheeks who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

These are the buttcheeks

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have buttcheeks inside you right now

The buttcheeks are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent French in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the buttcheeks. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Buttcheeks

Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the buttcheeks

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be Buttcheek Babies

both buttcheeks said to have 200+ IQ

SO what? Obama had fat giant nigger hands and nigger feet.

Drumpfy Pumpfy's Hair is fake as fuck, Hillary has amazing hair she should've been president.

Obama was an effeminate bitch.

lmao

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If you reply to this thread, you're part of the problem :^)

(sage goes in the Options field)

>filename
>no shitstains
at least photoshop some in dude

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>at least photoshop some in dude

Done :^)

(you)

great meme achmed

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>tfw balding
anyone have a complete guide for trump's hair system?

Tiny hands.

>anyone have a complete guide for trump's hair system?

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kek

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Ta-da :^)

Cheers Germany, you're truly the greatest ally

My pleasure :^)

Cut down on the burger king for fucks sake

He prefers KFC.

Nice meme

That's a man on a mission

>American president
>overweight
You CANNOT make this up

as a trump supporter I approve this meme

WHO'S THICCER TRUMP... OR Sup Forums BLART

It's funny this jerk judges women by their size. Has he looked in a mirror lately?

It is not the males biological job to be attractive. It is the males job to acquire resources to attract a woman. It is the woman's biological job to attract a man based on her good looks.

>It is not the males biological job to be attractiv

Good, because Trump is doing an awesome job at being unattractive :^)

If Trump asked to sit on your face in private, no repercussions, no fame, no money, it would just be between you and him, would you let him?

I probably would, I'm not gay or anything but it would be an interesting experience.

>If Trump asked to sit on your face in private, no repercussions, no fame, no money, it would just be between you and him, would you let him?

You'd probably re-emerge as a diamond :^)

He's a 70 year old grandpa you fucking retard.
Go find me a fit 70 old man. Do it.

At least Trump should stop gorging himself into fatassery

Dr. Savage is right about this sort of stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=mtep1UNVHso

Oh, so you think being old is a good excuse for being a fat fuck with zero self discipline?

Fucking hell.

he looks like the averag trailer trash

>he looks like the averag trailer trash

That's why he polled so well with rural America

Meth is one helluva drug

he was a fat fuck lol

>Quick rundown on Trump's rump:
>rothschilds bow to the buttcheeks
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control USA with an iron fist
>own hotels and restaurants all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal butt line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Buttcheek Gemini will be be the first city)ancient Indian scriptures tell of two buttcheeks who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the buttcheeks
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have buttcheeks inside you right now
>The buttcheeks are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the buttcheeks. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Buttcheeks
>Trump is rumoured to be an agent of the buttcheeks
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Buttcheek Babies
>both buttcheeks said to have 200+ IQ

OLD MEN

RUNNING THE WORLD

the fuck is he doing with that fork and knife lol

looks like he's had hair implants.

people dont go bald from the outside in.

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we are hitting critical levels

>tfw someonebody has yet to give me a quick rundown on quick rundowns

should be:
> buttcheeks said to have 200+ IQ, each

He was so fat he actually got stuck in the bath tub.

kek

They don't make legit round people anymore. Fat people nowadays are just flabby and don't embrace the chub at all. Make fatties round again.

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Most people don't look that good at 70. Angela Merkel is a dried up feminist cunt.

He's still a fat fuck. Usually people are skinny when they're that old.

Jill Stein is 6 years younger and she has better arms than most Sup Forumstards

kekd heartily

Not like I needed my sides or anything. Toppest KeK!!!!