Jewish gf

>You will never be jewish.
>tfw no jewish gf

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have you ever been to israel? because most women there surely dont look like this

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It's ok, after all it will be quite awkward to be Jewish in 10-15 years once everyone else in Europe is Muslim.

Yeah, I'm automatically suspicious of anybody who says "X country has the most beautiful women". The country that seems to get shilled the most when it comes to this type of meme is Sweden. From what I've heard the women there are actually pretty average looking.

The whole point of beauty is that it's not common. I don't think there's a single country out there with an abnormal amount of beautiful women. People are pretty average all around.

Jews are hot tbqhwyf

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swedish women are plain and masculine, have chubby faces and are generally dumb as bricks.

it's a meme

>jews are the biggest pushers of cuck porn in the world
>jews do this

>the reality of western Jews

Pic related.

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>be jewish
>still will nerver have a jewish gf

Jewish girls are goofy as fuck and im quite neurotic.

Went for my cousin's Bar Mitzvah back in 2008. Very beautiful young people. I think it's the clean air, beaches, fresh produce and the compulsory military service that ensures that people have an understanding of how to stay in shape.

>it's the clean air, beaches, fresh produce
you have all of this in the US

If you think the average jews in Israel look better than jews in the US, you're in for a rude shock.

They just work out a bit more and still get plastic surgery. American jews, having become the preeminent SJWs, have cut all their hair off, rejected the age-old tradition of getting "deviated septum correction" surgeries (nose jobs), and eat spend their lives eating, drinking, and complaining.

Israeli women are not blond aryan beach bunnies. JIDF had a tough enough time finding as many women as they did who don't look like the bridge of their nose could be used as a bottle opener.

I recently found out my gf is Jewish. What do?

I have a jewish gf.
She hates jews. Loves christmas and christmas songs. The christ ones. Voted for Trump. Is conservative. I'm keeping this one for the long haul.

Go to the gym

are you retarded?
the US is like 100,000 times bigger than israel.

most of it is landlocked rural redneck country, most of the rest is multiculty concrete-block cities

also food in the USA is literally SHIT. if you want something fresh you'll pay out of your ass or have to grow it yourself

I am (technically) jewish. Most Jewish girl are actually into the goy Chad. It's like with Asians.
This is why there are so many 1/4 or 1/8 Jews.

>tfw when no jewish gf

put ponos in vagoo??

Don't let her make you convert and other than that you are probably fine. Also is she Anne Frank?

so you can brutally murder her?

Looks like a man.

kys cuck

only time I'll ever touch a Jewish woman, is when I'm raping one from IDF while freeing Palestine, before we proceed to annex Saudis

OY VEY

She's not religious. She has orthodox family in the diamond business, though.

And her family name is "Diamantschleifer"

Keep her in the attic

>that bottom left pic
Looks like someone prematurely took took this jew out of the oven.

Ssssh don't tell anyone this fun fact but you can convert to Judaism and then you become a Jew.

But why

No, it's Meyer.

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Sorry to say it, but she is probaly sucking a thick brown palestine cock right now.

Fuck off kike the same time as the one I have a palit the first one is in a bit more time and money are safe to well being on your local area is the best price on the way of life

I've been to Israel and notches like that are the norm. they even have a name for them. coosite.

>tfw an average Russian in moscow looks better than a 9/10 Israeli
>tfw the best looking Israeli girls are Russian
feels good
Never gonna happen

Make her do concentration camp roleplay like that other dutch user in that epic thread

Interesting idea.

She doesn't look Jewish, btw. Her nose is very flat.

Both my first girlfriend/kiss and then the girl I lost my virginity to were Jewish. I always actually tended to click well with them because, well, they're smart, and I'm smart, and it's easy to have interesting conversations with them.

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not to gloat but i found it. One of the best

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Thanks britbro, will read.

>Announcing reports

This. There are few beautiful Israeli-Jew women, and the Jewish women of European descent owe their beauty to their Euro genes, not the Jewish genes.