Stupid idea for stupid people to try

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If we push this idea out I wonder how many of those 'progressive' types will try it... obviously will not work.

I mean you would either rip it off or go for the butt. But I can still see people being stupid enough to actually do it.

Thoughts?

bump for bants if we pull this off get it lol

Does anyone else think bandaids covering the pussy and nipples is one of the hottest things in existence?

This has potential.

push it real good

Yeah.

>I cove re(d)dit
What did he mean by this?

fake and gay

I prefer black tape or stickers. Bandaids don't have enough color contrast.

>implying this won't make my dick just harder

I hate fucking Sup Forums kids so much. Go back to your shitty board PLEASE

this is actually my fetish

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If someone decide to fuck the girl and girl is so drunk and/or high, girl gonna get fucked no matter what you do. It is inevitable.

Wait, wouldn't rhis fix a lot of problems?
If the drunk bitch takes it off by herself, there's a fingerprint. She can't go to court and claim rape if you decide to keep the bandage as evidence.

There is no way that will stick on all night especially after getting wet.

This

The drunk girl will just go to the bathroom when she meets Chad and rip it off.

if you find a drunk girl with one that seems to be coming off, a little (a lot) of cyanoacrylate instant adhesive will ensure that it remains on and her virtue remains intact.

it may ensure that her virtue remains intact for quite a while

#SewItShut

>fetish
stfu retard

>freshness seal for whores
>after you fuck a drunk chick raw, put on a new bandaid
>she believes herself to be pure and doesn't report it

Sounds good to me.

How will she piss?

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This discriminates against women with pubic hairr you privileged pedo.

How would a woman urinate while drunk if her pussy is taped up? Retarded idea.

>apply band aid
>get drunk
>get horny
>remove band aid
>fuck randomly

they're really only adding two superfluous steps to the ancient tradition of drunk fucking

Okay I can dig spreading this.