I just had a police raid on my basement

I just had a police raid on my basement.
AMA

How are you still in possession of racist and homophobic memes?

How many women did they free?

Prove it.

What were they after? Your collection of 600 dragon dildos?

what did the thought police find and how long will you be in prison?

Did they find the children, Achtmet?

why

Deutschland... Raided for "islamophobia"?

>my mother just had a raid on her basement

FTFY

for what?

They said they was searching for drugs and guns, they took my smartphone

Did they say please before they kicked down your door?

Did they find the CP?
You deleted the backup server, right?
Abdul talk to me pls.

proofs

Hope you didn't have any kind of Nazi stuff on there Hans or you're fucked.

Got arrested for shitposting on /pol?

They didn't found shit because i dont have shit

Are you not allowed to have drugs and guns in Germany?

I just woke up drunk and egotistical anarchism makes perfect sense. THE POLICE AND LAWS ARE SPOOKS

How the fuck can they do that without any indication of even circumstantial evidence? Did you have drugs/guns?

Did u have a pin lock on your phone?

Wir sind morgen wieder da Tim , keine sorge wir find schon was.

Was getting caugth part of the plan?

Wow. When I was there years ago they didn't seem to give a shit about drugs.

Yes, but i dont think they wont be able to crack it.
At least not here
Yes

Thank god, so how'd you hide the blood and the aborted fetus corpses?

Of courth!

Nigger, explain the situation. What did the warrant say? You can sue for SO MUCH MONEY if they don't have any evidence even indicating anything would be there.

OP is a wild jahootie and was raided for 'guns and drugs' but its really because of suspected terrorist

I will contact a lawyer tomorrow for sure.
On the paper i got it says that i was under "urgent suspicion" for
>Offense against the narcotics law
>Offense against the weapon of war controll act
>Offense against the weapon law

They don't. I've had a bunch of cops kicking in my door (blasting music way too loud), and they completely ignored the bong on my table. Only told me to turn it down 5 notches or else they come back and confiscate my amp.

Provided they don't find his secret stash of explosives or the bodies, he can sue them for islamophobia.

I think they dont wanted to go after drugs but after guns

Reichsbürger by any chance? They love raiding your guys lately.

How can none of you tell that we're clearly talking to a Muslim?

Is it because of your visit to right wing sites?

and you are innocent of all these ys?

Nope

Check my posts blindtard.

>implying they wouldn't escort him to the nearest crowded area and give him a truck.

Whats the worst you have on your phone?

Maybe.

Only some contacts i would rather have them not to have

Jesus fucking Christ. You guys are living in a nightmare state. Let your women be raped and then the state makes you pay for it while confiscating your shit. Unbelievable, how are you not going apeshit op?

I dont believe you.
They took my PC and all of my hard drives aswell during my raid years ago.

I was innocent and they didnt even pay for the shit they broke :/

I live on welfare tho (not a big fan of working), so i dont pay for it

Flee the country, NOW.

Get a lawyer bro, if this is true and there is nothing else, their claims you "searched" for something are paper thin. I'm pretty sure a lawyer could do something.

He could be posting from another phone or internet cafe

aber Arbeit macht frei, Hans

Well its probably better to get in jail here than beeing exiled in Mexico or Russia
Will call one tomorrow

How did they justify it? Here in America they just have to make something up about how they "smell something"

this. answer krautcuck

I am, but ownerhip isn't illegal, only spreading

Here we got something called "Gefahr im Verzug" (imminent danger), cops can simply claim they heard somebody screaming inside (or a neighbor told them) and thus were forced to enter without a warrant.

want to share ? i wont tell Merkel

LET'S PLAY GUESS THE MINORITY!

Muslim refugee on welfare.

>" (imminent danger
but clearly the other side of this is that they have to prove that there really was imminent danger situation afterwards

Did they shutdown your meth lab? Or are you in the SW USA and they hauled off the 35 illegal aliens living down there?

>Well its probably better to get in jail...
enjoy getting your ass pounded by STD ridden dicks under the shower/in your cell

At least you still have your drugs and guns.

beat me to it

did you have any dank ann frank memes on your phone?

Ethnic German

checked and kekked

scum

If they find out who he got them from he'll land on deutche Bubba's giant meaty wurst.
He should really flee the country, it's only a matter of time before they unlock his phone.
To raid him it means they already made some connections between buyer(OP) and seller.

german internet nerds are the worst possible autistic subhumans on this planet
They escape all common sense and possible analysis by getting to astonishing levels of edginess and unadulterated braindead ideology

They don't care that it sounds ridiculous and makes no fucking sense, they will spread it like it is. Half of the time, they can't tell when something is made to be a joke or teasing, they don't care. What they care about is feeling as enlightened as possible by their own aspie retardobrain

If a society is stupid its your turn to be smart

Op is larping

>No germans in Germany
I'm sad now

>Searching for guns and drugs
>Took the smartphone

Im sorb living on welfare