Why are women so unfunny? Why are female comedians so shit?

Why are women so unfunny? Why are female comedians so shit?

I can't remember a single female that has ever made me legitimately laugh.

thye never evolved the need to be funny

women are fuckmeat, the men court them, romance them, make them laugh and impregnate them.

women dont need any skills to exist beyond basic motor functions such as breathing blinking chewing etc etc

B-BUT MUH VAGINA

what about right-wing comedians? they don't seem to be very funny, did not they evolve enough?

Not even Tina Fey?

True m8. I'm always the one making them laugh at work.

this

females have been bred, through natural selection, to be physically attractive and good mothers

there is literally no other criteria by which men judge women.

they're pretty much subhuman if you want to get raw

women are barely sentient, all they can do is follow the flock

Smug unfunny cunt

Women are child-like, just like niggers. Which is why the kikes can so easily lead both groups into fighting against their best interests.

wow im dying of laugher here

Idk. 30 Rock was a really good show

That wasn't the best she has to offer, was it?

and they thought us men have it all.

Elsye from Funhaus.
She relies a bit on the self depricating schtick that most females do but that girl is a funny one.

Dat nip slip

my friend's wife is pretty damn funny. cute little feminine pro-Trump Mexican too. lucky guy.

other than her I can't think of any funny women... Hitchens' theory seems most likely. They also suck at introspection. Something men would need and women wouldn't to procreate

I think we have one good female stand up comedian, she was funny. But to be honest I didn't watched TV since 2010, so she may be shit now.

But if I think of it, none of my female friends(classmates, coworkers etc) are funny.

I kinda snickered. It still was pretty shitty though

Because they know people will like them anyway because people have low expectations for women

because they all have something to prove. That they are 'stong' or whatever instead of just making good jokes.

Implying we don't prove our strongness constantly and we are funny not even trying.

Elaine was the best character on Seinfeld.

This.

Tina Fey is the least funny comedian I've ever fucking seen. She was part of the downfall of SNL.

no, i'm not implying anything, except that female comedians are only funny to females, because they have an agenda

her standup was the only thing barely passable that she's done, and even then her first joke was one ive already heard quite a few times on the internet

>Why are women so unfunny?
"He is laughing at my jokes" is pretty much a requirement to get her into bed, so they never needed to be actually funny to get a laugh.

Fucking this.
A class act in Veep too. Julia ftw