Walk into church

>walk into church
>first thing I see
What do?

An umbrela?

cut yourself a bowl haircut and buy some guns

The rainbow wasn't always a symbol of faggotry.

They fucking stole it.

>walk into church
why the hell would I do that?

Don't be a nigger and leave it there.

Be a good example and respect the people that go to church with you. It's just a colored umbrella.

It was a symbol of peace and hope, coming from the story of Noah, fucking fags god I hate them.

They also stole the word gay.

I call them fags amongst friends and sodomites when around normalfags.

Yeah, it used to be a symbol of Noah before the fags stole it

>rainbow colored umbrella

that's a cool as fuck looking umbrella, OP.
I say steal it or ask where to get one of these

stop being autistic it's just an umbrella

god bless, sodomites are reprobate

Thanks queermos for turning something that's just a pretty and neat pattern into a political-symbol for your ultimate desire to suck the shit out of a man's asshole.

cancel your subscription to that church

Rainbows don't come from Noah's Ark what the fuck are you people on about

Be hopeful because a fagBoi is seeking help

Have you literally never read or even seen an adaptation of Noah's Ark?

God creates a the first rainbow after the flood subsides as a sign of the covenant.

Call Pence. He'll know what to do.

i think you know exactly what to do, user.

*tips menorah*

>Go to church

Shape up, bitching about cultural appropriation is for leftists.

>when your so self absorbed in identity politics you burn a little girls rainbow umbrella becuase you think she's a fag

God bless user

Throw it into a trash ca...

in the bin where it belongs