CNN wants to get refugee sob stories

CNN wants to get refugee sob stories

Kek decides what we call them about.

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My daughters haven't been raped.

Can we exploit this
Make shit up about how strange men are forcing people to apply for visas oversees and now they are getting furious or some shit

>I gave a prince 50 whole goats so that my son could marry his daughter, and now she's stuck in shitholeistan.

Call and complain that ISIS funded your one-way vacation to the US but Trump's ban ruined your plans and now you built a suicide vest for nothing.

KEK WILLS IT

Iranian from jewish rectum transplant.

Behold my trips.

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Well... you know what I mean.

Duble dubles. Check them. And roll

My family is safe from mudshits and their satanic religion.

How is this happened?

we pretend to be jews looking for refuge
and we act extra jewy

>inb4 2,000 stories about my wife's son

Op. Run this story.

Iranian sneaks into isreal from us. And can't return.

Way back before he ran for president, I saw Donald Trump at a bodega in New York. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Diet Cokes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence, believe me” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each can and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by inhaling really loudly.

I have so much nutella and no refugees to give it to

It has definitely impacted me negatively because my golden retriever prime minister just invited people from terrorist havens to my country.

I just spent all these months training in Mosul and now I can't go back to work in the US

he then shoved two cans into her little pussy and mangled her anus with a spatula

It's made me angrier at liberals

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HERE IS A GOOD IDEA

We should phone up CNN and say that we are Christians from Syria and that we can no longer get asylum in USA. Say that the Muslims are trying to kill us and rape our women and nobody will do anything about it.

I just want to tell CNN I hate them so much. I really really hate them

"Federal Agents on my plane started getting violet towards me. I was with a friend who was a citizen a cardiologist named doctor pavel, and when he asked if I could come with him, I was told that "you don't get to bring guests". Lot of loyalty for a hired agent.

i called and left them a voicemail (vid related)

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i called and left them a voicemail (vid related)

youtube.com/watch?v=FKdn4tV4kzc

:O

You think CNN is bad? You should see that absolute state of the BBC.

Luckily, we have the Daily Express and The Sun working overtime to redpill the British public.

use thier narratives against them, say your a transexual muslim who fled the middle east for fear of being killed for being trans by islamic state, and that your now scared you will be returned into isis hands and killed for your sexual orientation

How the policy maker known as Sam Hyde gave Trump the idea in the first place.

HE CANT KEEP LEGISLATING IT

Very valid.
Very dangerous.

"All I wanted to do is come to America and have sex with their rich exuberant farm animals"

nothing

part 1 of 2

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Kek.

p good

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My sides

lol XD 9000s le internets to you kind sir!

dem proxies

well done

not bad

Pretend to be a Muslim forced to endure the indignity of having to stay in a lesser Western country.

Like Canada for example.

roll
please kek will it

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JESUS FUCK IT'S ALREADY ON TV

No. It plays right into the liberal narrative that they can reforme islam in the west

get the fuck out of here.. lol.. PROOFS

They will eat this shit up

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10/10, impressed

did you stitch this together for me? Thank you so much Aquafresh

proof nigger

Is priapism an impact?

u wot m8

Drumpf's jackbooted ICE thugs laughed at my wife's son and told me my lipstick makes me look un-masculine. It was the worst time of my life. I am still shaking.

>Make shit up
no. there are plenty of legitimate reasons to ban muzzies. no need to make one up.
just tell stories of people killed by terrorists in america but in the first person.

>Blah blah blah
>Boo hoo
>...15 pages later
>...walk the dinosaur

Plz, let CNN show this

>>I gave a prince 50 whole goats so that my son could marry his daughter, and now she's stuck in shitholeistan.

rerollin

any muslim anons? kek

pretend your the ghey then talk about how you want to butt fuck them so they have to stop believing in their space jew

SHUT IT DOWN

if CNN shows this I can an Hero in peace. Meme war medal of honor

I'm going for it

You know what to do

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I've had to listen even more of our Pravda and their propaganda. They were just about done with Trump being literally Hitler, but now he's literally Devil. This constant one sided bashing and endless propaganda is really getting on my nerves.

What do you think, would they like to hear my story?

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I gave them a serious call earlier today, and I'm gonna go wifesonpost soon.

Make up a story about your waifu not being allowed to come from Japan to visit you.

Proof