IF THE ECONOMY IS DOING SO WELL, THEN CAN'T I GET A JOB? I HAVE A ENGINEER DEGREES FFS!

IF THE ECONOMY IS DOING SO WELL, THEN CAN'T I GET A JOB? I HAVE A ENGINEER DEGREES FFS!

Please let this be a troll, that's not your actual resume is it?

an engineering degree*
i can sort of see why

you can't just say that you're a gamer on your cv ffs are you retarded kid
Tell them that you Swim a lot or some shit but never that

>he fell for the STEM meme

uhhhh

I've seen this thread here several times now.

It's possible that posting your resume on Sup Forums just isn't the right way to get a job.

Like the 5th time I've seen this "resume"

That was posted about a week ago. And people already helped the original asshole with his resume.

I feel like I just saw this thread die 20 minutes ago. Get a job instead of bitching on Sup Forums, you faggot.

Cheers haven't been up with pol lately.

This will sound like a meme but a koala literally pulled out my Internet connection earlier this week and damaged the fibres.

>Not a 4.0 GPA
>Not even a 3.5
...hmm, I wonder why?

we just had this thread you shit

>we have a new meme called day of the axe
>we hate Lebanon posters now

Mods please ban this fucking loser

Give me a quick rundown on day of the axe?

Look at the Lebanese flag. You'll figure it out.

1. You didn't list how long you worked at previous jobs.
2. You have no engineering job history.
3. You emphasize that you have a low gpa.
4. you have a low gpa.
5. When i go5t out of college it took me over a year to get a good job. (my first job out of college was at a Halloween shop)
6. you don't explain your responsibility at you previous jobs.
7. You might want to include your high school in your educations section.
8. You might want to add dates to you education section.
9. You might want to elaborate on you "Civil Engineering" degree.
10. Under the skills section I would recommend adding some information relating to your civil engineering degree.
11. I would move debate club to be part of your education
12. I would elaborate a little more on your "Hobbies"

...

This can't be your actual resume. If so there is your problem.

I was making a BoGandof reference, is it not cool to meme them anymore?

No bully pls

Hello, user. I'm (name redacted) General Hiring Manager with Flowers By Irene, a full service online florist. I have reviewed the resume you posted, and forwarded to our sister company Nebraska Shipping Alliance.You will be contacted shortly, and brought in for an interview.

GAMING IS NOT A HOBBY

It is no longer cool to meme at all.

>engineering jobs all filled no need for more
>i guess ill get a degree in engineering
>wtf why no engineering jobs i blame everyone else but me

Why go on then?

>2.5 GPA
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