Stop sleeping with men

Stop sleeping with men

its not a man if she has a feminine penis

I just can't get over you.

B-but I'm a grill :3

POST BOIPUSSY

Done. Thanks, handsome.

STOPTHAT

Stop making good cookies

No.

NEVER

Um...Pence-senpai...I'm...I'm bi...is that still o-okay? I promise to keep it to myself and get with a woman later!! I'll make sure I'm protected too!

Allow me this little degeneracy...

no. my anus has an itch that can only be scratched by white veiny dicks.

You first, pretty boy.

you ask the impossible

But what if the boy looks like a girl and I can't tell the difference!?

I'm sorry daddy pence please don't zap the trap.

I thought you hated the gays pence :^)

>thinking of going gay even though I'm not sexually attracted to men in order to feel intimacy, comfort and love because girls don't like me
>even guys don't want to date me
Don't worry, Electric Pence. I won't be doing anything with anyone.

are you really that ugly?

Yes.

He said sleeping with user, you can fap to whatevs. In fact, try not to put too much thought into the possible properties of a theoretical penis on women that you otherwise find attractive.

Unless there is cock hanging out on her, just assume she's got a sweet, sweet pussy.

that's a fucking dude..wtf

...

What's his name again, I forget

have you seen the average modern man?

Mike "Faggot Medicine From Thomas Edison" Pence

I've tried the same despite being fairly good-looking. It's foulness on the inside that stinks the most, my Texan friend.

GET OFF MY BOARD

Yes!

A very pretty boy!

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no

Stop looking at loli hentai

I imagine Trump and Pence staying late up into the night debating whether futa and traps are gay.

Mike "Fap to traps prepared to get zapped" Pence

It's not

scientifically proven btw

This

You need electroshock therapy.

>Brizil
>Not surprised

It's Mike Pence, the Homo Electric Fence! Here to save the day!

>they don't want to frot with a qt girl (male)

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Enjoy your AIDS

Why not an actual woman?

>implying I have sex whatsoever

it's all platonic

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*whips out boobies*
u were sayin, shug?

this desu

I can i stop if i never even frolicked with a cute femboy?

but it's not my fault men sleep with me i'm so cute :3 i sleep in bed with guys or girls

Homos are some of the most degenerate people around.

No matter what their political views are, there is no way you can get around the fact they are a homosexual. There is a reason why we DROPPED Milo.

That is one puffy vulva.

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Plz let this become a common meme

>Stop sleeping with men

No problem. Fucking and sucking them is still okay, right?

Lem me see them chromosomes, Fama lam

OK done.

thread needs moar boipucci

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stop posting dudes you fucking faggots

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O-okay

>walk in
>see this

Wat do?

DADDY!

quality digits, my friend

It's only gay if you fall in love, user.

This desu senpai.

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turn 360 degrees and unzip dick

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that is the most homoerotic non-porn webm i have ever seen. is the european male bisexuality meme real?

look at it

That's not a sanctioned move.

we're supposed to post qt feminine girls (male) here

faggotry is at &

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fuck, where is this from?

>we're supposed to post qt feminine girls (male) here
wrong

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I wish I had a penis in my behind right now.

fucking faggots

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I recognize that bulge

faggot

Mike "Jettison your death sentence? More like pray for repentance" Pence