>You have the opportunity to kill Angela Merkel. You can kill her and get away with it.
But there's one catch.
>The only way you can kill her is with a poisoned condom. This means that you have sex with her in order to assassinate Merkel.
What do you say /pol?
>The only way you can kill her is with a poisoned condom.
>This means that you have sex with her in order to assassinate Merkel.
no it doesn't
I'll do it for Europe.
Merkel is pretty hot, so I'd do it.
I'll take one for the team, REMEMBER ME Sup Forums
You dont die though
Not me. Gotta preserve my wizardhood. You'll need me for the next great meme war.
Short of a lobotomy I don't see how you could keep on living after that.
Oh he'll be dead
Just on the inside...
thought she was eating a rat
>Put condom on backward
>Get poisoned
>Last moments alive having sex with Merkel.
Jesus, this is how reptillians eat? Disgusting.
Nigga you in the wrong neighborhood with that meme
those are the rules faggot, this is not a "think outside of the box" problem.
it is either yes or no
That's impossible. Even the former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi, famous for his sexual prowess, said that Angela Merkel is a 'unfuckable lard-arse'.
Can I anal?
I've already banged older, and uglier for free. And I enjoyed it too.
>Losing my virginity to a witch to save Europe
This is heavy, Doc...
mmmmmmmmmmm gilf pussy
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How do I get it up long enough though?
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real life doesnt work like that faggot
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Would I have to use the condom? I just want some GILF.
>Rub poison inside and out of condom
>Give the Condom to a Syrian or African "Refugee"
>Ficki ficki
>Kill two birds with one stone.
bump
>screwing that slag just to help SPD win this year and destroy Germany even faster
Gonna need more of a guarantee than that.