Why did donald marry a dummy?

Why did donald marry a dummy?

why did you decide to work for media matters?

She's literally a retard

Why does she have such wide eyes?

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Not an argument.

so you work for a kiddie diddler because trumps wife only speaks 4 languages

Bill did her first.

Trophy wife, trophy life

Episode of Hydewars explains why.

Smart men marry a dumbass fucking retard wife on purpose.

you don't get a woman with the same level of intelligence as yourself because she's going to be thinking outside of the box

Turkic rape-blood

She's a high elf.

Which time?

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She speaks several languages like a retard.....have you heard her speak English? She sounds like a retard.

Cause she has a great body and sucks dicks marvellously. Blowjobs!

Because you don't want to have smart kids.

>having an accent
>retard

Can you fluently speak 5 languages britbong?

But then you run the risk of getting her retard genes passed down to your kids. Not worth it.

You Brits also sound retarded when you speak English.

>why did a retard marry a retard

gee i dont know

I'm an essentialist. If you sound like a retard then you're a retard

Because pussy game too strong.

Can she? She butchers several languages like a retard

>Why did donald marry a dummy?

Why did that dummy marry the donald?

>not just speaking the only language that matters
>speaking another language is soooooo hard to learn
>leaf
can I get a quick rundown?

This.

then you must be a retard

Trump is making America safe and banging a 10/10 model while you are trolling in an internet imageboard and your daughters are getting raped by politically protected muslim gangs. Aren't you the epitome of the pathetic?

Wow, I always thought that it was just Americans who think that Brits sound like a bunch of gay ass faggots.

wait, there are more than one languages ?

No. you are the retard

no, it is you who is the retarded one

both of you are retarded

He found someone to match his intelligence

Oh yea a real dummy

CUMMY IN DUMMY

>their offspring is a giant

Trump obviously screened her genetic material first

She's the first First Lady fluent in more than two languages.

She knows 5 languages probably more then anyone in this thread and has better hygiene I bet then everyone in this thread also. If anything donald is the incompetent and only became president because scared whites nazis and rednecks hating obamer.

isn't being spanish the epitome of pathetic?

what about this brain surgeon?

Do you still get paid for this?

What makes you think shes dumb? She seems pretty fucking smart to me, smart enough that Trump probably takes her advice on some stuff

Because he's a dummy. We're talking about a man with the vocabulary of a middle schooler.

>taking advice from women

wtf i hate trump now

dude who wouldnt want a hot model girl who can speak 5 languages

ooga booga where da school eatz at?

Underrated

It's official.

We are renaming the language American now.

Five actually.

because he wants to put his pee pee in her va jay jay

Im going to rape and facefuck this worthless Slavic whore. Dumb bitchwhore cuntface slut

What a bigoted thing to say, why are you so intolerant?

Following that logic, marriage is pointless.

Just fuck her till you get tired of her pussy, done deal.

Who the fuck wants to have shallow, uninteresting conversations for the sake of keeping up appearances? Or whatever the fuck you imply by "thinking outside the box"?

So much this

if you actually believe that there are women who aren't idiots, I feel bad for you