Shootout in Quebec City

Here's an actual tweet from the Prime Minister of Quebec concerning the shootout in a muslim cultural center. Notice the hashtag... Kek was definitely involved.

I don't speak Arabic leaf

Reeee just read the hashtag burger

polq c?

Shooting at the Islamic cultural centre in Quebec city, the province is mobilizing to ensure the safety of all residents of Quebec

qc meaning Quebec. I think our leader knows Sup Forums was involved

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post rare mummy's

>Leafs posting nonsensical gibberish

I love mummy

>burgers not reading the whole sentence

more, I need mummy to tuck me in

>Prime Minister of Quebec
>A city has a prime minster

What the fuck?

Want to cummy in mummy


>me 12 years old playing lego in my room
>mummy knocks on door and says bedtime
>tidy up lego and climb into bed
>mummy comes over and tucks me in
>tell mummy i need to speak to her about something very private
>mummy reassure me i can talk to her about anything
>tell mummy about problem where peepee go big and stiff very irritating
>mummy says is normal but needs tickle from time to time
>ask whats that
>mummy says she will show me how to
>take off pyjama bottoms and sit on mummys lap
>mummy gently stroke peepee and it go hard again
>kiss mummy and touch her boobies
>mummy unbutton her dress and let me suckle
>suddenly feel rush and peepee start pulsing
>hold on to mummy tight and yogurt comes out
>start to cry
>mummy ask whats wrong but just tell her i love her lots
>mummy says she loves me too and very proud of her big boy

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U like mummy too?

I love you, mummy!

What do you think mummy smells like

I'm not looking forward to the backlash. I can see it now.

>people shoot up mosque
>THIS IS ISLAMICPHOBIA
>BAN ALL GUNS IN CANADA
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN TRUMP IS PRESIDENT
>MORE MUSLIMS WERE KILLED BY CANADIANS THAN CANADIANS KILLED BY MUSLIM

Vanilla

Yummy mummy

I want to cuddle with mummy

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Who /cummy4mummy/ here?

Delet dat it's disrespectful to mummy ok

Quebec is province

>What the fuck?

>The Province was named after its capital.
>Like Kansas or New York.
>Except they aren't capitals at all.

Why can't Yanks into geography?

in the comments their blaming trump for it

>tfw no mummy pics in pjs
I just want mummy to be cozy

I have this

WE CANT READ FUCKING LEAF SPEAK YOU RAINBOW COLORED MAPLE FUCKER

>no slim mummy frame