Be canadian

>be canadian
>let in muslims blocked by trump ban
>get shot

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Not funny

Yes, it is.

Agreed. Hilarious actually

Tired of winning yet?

RAKED

yes it is

#OMGpolisSoooooomean #ThisChangesEverything

#Fightintollerance #ReligionofPeace

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>implying the victims were shitskins

I live right by the fucking place and it was a "sect conflict". Buncha fuckin loser mudslimes if you ask me.

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But this one is funny, admit it.

AH AHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Its Hilarious.

DAY OF THE RAKE IS HERE

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What are Canadians doing at a mosque.

Being themselves.

>Atalante and FQS officially say they were not behind it
>bridge to the Île d'Orléans closed
>the Île d'Orléans is literally lands owned by families since the 17th century and old people
>they had a québécois accent
They were Québécois tbqh and I don't see why you guys try to push the refugee thing.The Québécois don't mind.

>Want to know something amusing Justin? You know that Castro guy, he's your father. You mother is a whore, let me show you some nudes I took.

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>be canadian
>try to one-up sweden cuck levels
>succeed

Kek my lord, were they Muslim?

I ain't no ways tired!

This is so stupid, why would you accept a total stranger with zero vetting into a country? Why does everything else require some from of identification besides refugees and illegal immigration, who the hell pushed that load of crap as a "humanitarian" approach? You can't be of any help if you're dead. Are politicians serious about this shit? Do they think this shit is a game? God damn.

Dumbass leaf

Yes, it is.

Its mandatory

It's kind of funny in like a dark humor way to be honest.

Please annex us.

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That cat pic is cute

no.

you must suffer

God tier bantz Everytime

>who the hell pushed that load of crap as a "humanitarian" approach?

(((them)))

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It's pretty ironic.

These are people who are struggled through war and seeking a better life.

No wonder they turn to terrorism when trump tells them to fuck off

THE MEME MAGIC HAS HIT THIS THREAD HARD

I fucking know. To move to the US, Canada or any country in the world I need:

>Several thousands in assets
>A confirmed job (That will ask for 5+ years in experience)
>A house
>Know the language

A syrian (((refugee))) needs:

>A sob story

its our country fuck them let them die, what happened to natural selection? they got born into a shithole too bad fuck em

This is only a one off incidents. On the other hand, Americans get shot everyday.

I wish America or Canada let more of you guys in

I'm fucking dying. And so are you.

CHECKED AND KEK'D

If they kill you, you win.

>forgetting all the niggers who shoot each other in ghettos
Thats where you're wrong, kiddo.

thats because of niggers though

Heh, stupid sandniggers....

Don't you know that if you kill us, WE WIN?

Subtract all shitskins, recalculate.

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>turn to terrorism when trump tells them to fuck off
not
>turn to terrorism when Hillary/Obama instigate war in Syria
The ban is the effect, not the cause.

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>Trump
That happened in Canada, aka where Trudeau makes a point about wanting them to come here.

This timeline is a living meme

Subtract the Muslims and literally nothing happened.

I found it funny. It's not like they shot white people. Well, non-Muslim white people anyway...

>t. Justin Trudeau

If you're predisposed to blowing people up when someone tells you to fuck off YOU are the problem

Anyone saying shit like "well THIS is how you make terrorists!!" is only proving everyone's point and reasoning why they are not welcome

I tried my best

kek

I didn't see them shooting Americans...

>San Bernandino
>every other attack
Think again, Achmed.

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If Canada and the United States had the same population, Canada would beat the US by 2 points on this list.

If Switzerland had an equivalent population to the united states, it would have ten times more gun murders than the united states.

So white America has brotier gun laws and comparable incident of gun death. You still lose, leaf. You will always be second on this continent.

That's where you're wrong, kiddo.

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kekd

>they're laughing at us again guys

It's hilarious, leaf.

Enjoying the sermon by Imam Trudeau

Get me in the shot

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Are you retarded? The chart reads RATE not total gun deaths. The total amount is much higher.

A

They always expect one of us in the wreckage brother

Oh my sides!
Yes leafs president, Muslims most definitely are welcome in your shitstained cuck country
Praise Kek

tfw more people get shot at vigils in Chicago then in Quebec in multiple years

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Kek delivers as always

We have a much lower proportion of niggers and a much higher proportion of whites, so no Burger, our crime would not the the same even if we had 10 times the population.

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>be canadian
>too cucked for the military
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>they start killing each other because that's what muslims do
>government watches on the sidelines
>only the strongest remain
>canada bankrolls them to keep them appeased
>thus is created the canadian foreign legion
>trump's face when trying to renegotiate NAFTA with an army of allahu ackbars to the north and another army of cartels to the south