Why are men so insecure about their penis size Sup Forums?

Why are men so insecure about their penis size Sup Forums?

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i have a big dick so i don't care

my girlfriend told me it was the biggest she ever had

Because porn and women, and even ourselves, have taught us to be self-conscious about our penis size.

If we were THAT insecure we'd probably have multiple billion dollar industries, with foundations going back millennia, that were designed to fool the opposite sex into thinking we're better than God made us.

But men didn't do that.

Sorry.

It sounds like you have an impressive dick.

Mine is also impressive. My gf says it's the biggest she's ever seen.

This is who drew that, it was a guy named Matt Zcap (pic related)

His bio:
>Hey, I'm Matt. I want to be your coach and help you be better improvisers.
I've been improvising since 2007 and have studied at the UCB since 2011. I was in the Way of the Samurai ASP. I improvise with my team "St Louis Rams" and help out at the Nerd Jam every Monday at UCB east. I'm also an animator on the UCB Digital Team, Vex Video and draw my own comic called Eat That Toast (eatthattoast.com).

so it's ok for women to prefer big dicks, but men who like thin women are pigs

Why are you judging our bodies? ARE YOU A PHOBE OF SOME DESCRIPTION YET TO BE DESCRIBED??

>women not liking fat guys is not a thing

>Women can't seem to handle the idea that boob size matters and big boobs are just better
I'm definitely sure you could say that without being called a shallow misogynist, right?

#RoastieProblems

With a face like that it doesn't suprise me. Weird lookin dude

>Why are men so insecure about their penis size Sup Forums?

Because jews created a society obsessed about sex to destroy it.

you can user, by all means, turn down your chance in having sex because of titty size.

>biggest she ever had
>biggest she's ever seen

>my girl may have fucked many dudes but at least she lies about calling mine the biggest.

Get off this board.

Because of porn and it's a damn good psyop that's fucked up thousands of men with feelings of inadequacy.

Hmm just what (((they))) want.

but your gfs told me the same thing

>women and faggots can't seem to handle the idea that gays are discussing and women are stupid and transgender is a mental illness

EVERYONE THIS IS THE GUY WHO MADE IT FOR ANY IDIOTS WHO THINK A WOMAN WROTE THIS

His website has this comic on the front page
eatthattoast.com/


THE ETERNAL KEK DOES IT AGAIN!

DESU the image OP posted is fucking dumb.
>Everyone woman has the same opinion.
Fucking dumb.

I have done this

user i like your perspective on things. post more.

why are women so insecure about their weight/bra size/whatever silly thing women care way too much

>dick size matters
>women are stupid bitches who can't measure for shit

But these are both true.

I've got a fat cock too
Maybe we should rub our fat cocks together sometime

Because women have lower spatial perception than your average crow or most parrots and have inflated the supposed size of penises(as well as dented many car bumpers and doors) with their constant inability to judge size and distance.

wew

Every woman who says stuff like this is pretty much only talking about 5" and below dicklets.

I'm 6.5" and I've never had trouble from any girl.

stop lying, BIDF shill

Because men are competitive by nature and penis size is something they can't do anything about.
Also, there is a certain ammount of hypocricy in this comic. So penis size/height of a man is viewed as a valid discrimination point by women, but guys can't do the same?
Saying "I won't ever date a tanned girl" or "I don't like flat-chested tomboys, i want a proper woman in my bed" will get you in trouble for spreading misogyny.

But it's not like "The Game" was ever fair. It just became even more pressed against the average Joe.

>his girlfriend has had other dicks before

Women can't seem to handle any ideas at all.

>being this autisticly butthurt and not having a sense of humor
get off this board

except that i have a big dick and out of the dozens of girls i slept with over the years only one could take it without throwing a fit

So it is true, men obsess over big dicks more than women.

unless your cock is like 3 inches you probably have nothing to worry about. And i doubt it's even possible for a dude to have that small of a dick hard.

Why are women so insecure about their waist size/thigh gap/attractiveness Sup Forums?

honestly, go ahead and do all of that, turn down women.

no guy actually will turn down women unless they're gay or married or the woman is extremely unattractive.

What's the acceptable range for dick size, Sup Forums?

dick size matters to women just like breast size matters to men

its nice to have one but nothing to kill yourself over

>Women can't seem to handle the idea that pussy tightness does matter and that tight pussies
>.......
>are just better

>Fucking Sexist!
>Fucking MRA!
>That's not true at all! My boyfriend likes my loose pussy!

These images are all made by cuckolds

BBC

Why are cock threads always started by Canadians?

>viagra

>thicc hog
not (((circumcised))) gives me that extra 0.5''

8 inch cock here, my gf said it's not the biggest but it's kind of okay.
I feel really sad for anyone at 7 inches or lower :/

CUC.KS FANTACY
HE GETS OFF ON WOMEN BERATING HIS SMALL DICK!

But Viagra doesn't fool anything in any way, it just makes you able to have sex with the woman who has already opened her legs.

does viagra improve your ability to last?

Unlike you I'm not a liar, my dick is highly average. The only dick my wife has ever seen though is mine so she thinks it's 18 inches long

My father once told me never trust a woman with a thigh gap.

I don't have a problem with this comic. Dick size does matter and so does sexual history. Virgins are simply better than cocksluts like her.

It is a thing, but that's okay.

It's not okay for men to like big tits, thin waist, wide hips, long legs, and long hair.

The problem, regardless, is the fact that society can either exist to promote the family unit and the advancement of culture, or it is survival of the fittest.

Right now, it's neither, and that's why everything is fucked.

Also,

>replying to a leaf

shouldn't measure dicks for sizes between races. Use vagina's as the issue to get a more accurate rating.

No make one about fat women

> honestly, go ahead and do all of that, turn down women.
Been there, done that.
> no guy actually will turn down women unless they're gay or married or the woman is extremely unattractive.
> or the woman is extremely unattractive.
Exactly this. I don't find girls with overly big curves/tits attractive, and i don't find tanned skin attractive. I also have a huge discrimination against black/brown eyes.
I mean, i'm fine with girls having those features, i just don't want to have sex with them.

I cannot stand women at a core level, primarily because of their inherent hypocrisy.

Weird, your gf told me the same

Truth: There is a size at which a dick becomes uncomfortable for a woman. Back before I became pretty much of a card-carrying misogynist, I had female friends, mostly wives of friends, and we had some frank and honest discussions about this matter.

I remember my friend's wife Kathi said this at a party one night when we were all a bit drunk: "A big dick is fun to play with and also makes me feel more horny in the same way being with a tall man is better than being with a short man. But as far as getting fucked by a 10-inch dick every day? No way, I really prefer a smaller size." Then, of course, we all laughed except her husband.

But anyway, my deduction from that and from other women who have expressed similar sentiments to me is that a big dick to a woman is like big tits are to a man. Yes, we like them, but it's far from the main factor in whether or not the sex is good or bad.

Read the thread, a man made ops pic.

I can tell you that girls don't care about the size of your dick really - Lrn2physiology, idiots. No one ever had an orgasm from dick size.
Girls never talk about the size of your dicks, YOu talk about that.
NTTAWWT IYKWIM
and when we kiss other girls we don't care about the other girl, we are just looking for your attention.
Last tip is this if you want to impress a girl on first sight, wear nice shoes.

>haha if you say something about people they respond fucking GOT'EM

Let me guess, he's some kind of cuck who get's off on being humiliated about his microdick so he wrote some comic?

My girlfriend said that to me too, it makes me think about how many dicks she's seen being three and all

Every time I feel bad about being disabled.

Every time I feel bad about being a 5'10 manlet.

I just look at you guys getting so fucking triggered that girls might actually like big dicks and it makes it all better because I'm packing.

Fucking dicklets when will they learn?

Lmao that fucking graphic

Size queens are always super boring shallow people so who cares. If my average dick isn't good enough for some roastie there's the door

Post your dick

If a blind guy woke up with sight and saw a dog walk by, it would be the first dog he ever saw.

Oh it has nothing to do with OP's pic, but since this seems to be a general place to complain about women, I felt like expressing my overall opinion of them.

>this is why i only date short girls
lol 6'2, i pack an ivory 9 incher and have dated only short women, they love it, how ever i have see guys under 6 ft that pulled chicks i was trying to fuck

I have, many times on this board actually.
You probably saw it before on Sup Forums, Sup Forums, and here.

Boob size matters.

Touche whores.

Pro tip: your not supposed to take so many dicks that you start comparing them.

dick size matter because sex has become free competition instead of procreation in sacred marriage

Don't worry, friend.
Lanklets will the first ones to die in the upcoming racewar, since they can't use cover without their head sticking out.

Cant say I have, lets see that hog

>u-u-uh, i-i d-don't wa-want to d-date y-you b-because your b-breasts are t-t-t-to s-small

also notice the sexually topical girl has to be a fucking shit skin minority

They said the same thing to you too? So strange

You guys gotta get better girlfriends if they're fucking all of us behind your backs

I have a regular dick and wouldn't trade it for anything else, and I'm a total normie by Sup Forums standards.

Nobody would trade being white for a larger penis unless they had like a pooinloo sized penis or smaller.

LITTLE

I have a big dick

Hurts most of the time. I can't just do whatever I want, I need to slow down, move position ,etc. Also I haven't gotten laid once out of having a big dick. The only attention I get because of it is from fat chicks.

I'd much rather be half as ugly with an average dick believe me