*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*bends down and pulls shorts down so you can stick your big juicy dick into my asshole and show me who's the alpha male*

*takes it like a man*

*spear to the face*
something personnel, kid

*teleports behind u*

heh, nothin personnel kid


captcha: islamic street signs

*physically removes kebab*

If there ever comes a time that I'm going to live in a sharia law ridden world, you bet your ass I'm going to Deus Vult until I die

*Makes contact with the undercarriage of my car*

'TIS ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON MY LORD.

This is a violation of the NAP.

Why hello there! another glorious day in this man's Ummah am i right?

...

Indianajonesshootsswordsmuslimwithrevolver.gif

youre a big guy

jump over him when it is prayer time

>holds up one finger while humming isis song "soon brother, soon"

When he lets me pass I inject him with pigs blood and watch him instantly melt.

...

...

You made a grave mistake coming here my friend
*teleports behind you*
*unsheaths katana*
What did I always tell you about watching your back?
*cuts your head off*
Heh, nothing personal kiddo
*light a cigar, flick residue on your corpse*
Better luck next time
*don fedora*
Now, I go back into the night from whence I came

armorpiercingrounds.flac

*throw hamnade"

*shoots you*

upper hands and legs entirely unprotected

small cross guard on the scimitar

entire front face exposed

breastplate with no shoulder protection

oh Saracens, when will they learn

Wolololololo

*orders square bullet version of puckle gun*

kek

*freezes time*
*throws a thousand scimitars at you*
*unfreezes time*
*teleports behind you*

heh, pshh, nothing personel, christcuck

...

*AWP quick-scopes double doors
*Double headshot collateral

*Remove*

>Saracen
>Christian

Pick one, friendo

Out of my Persian scum

You see those warriors from Arabia? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.

If I pull that off, will you die?

It would be very painful

fucking mountain hillbillies

Motherfucker it's 40 Celsius in Australia right now and you wore chainmail. I am just going to watch you melt

Easy

That's not how that works.

Chainmail functions as a heat sink, after wearing some for a few minutes it usually ends up being warm because of all the heat it sucks out of you.

>raiders_of_the_ark.gif

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/thread

*blushes*

Oh, sorry. I almost walked into yo-

*gasps*

Oh my, your sword looks so very sharp!

*sucks his dick*

Mmmm, it tastes so yummy yum yum yummy in my tummy tum tum!

*deep throats, gargles, chokes on his dick*

Now bury it in my ass... to the hilt, senpai!

*strokes cock as I am fucked in the ass, he cums deep within my colon*