Cats: The Niggers Of Pets

>make any house they live in stink
>lay around doing nothing most of the day
>only activities when not asleep involve killing and property destruction
>still expect to be taken care of
>used to be helpful on a farm, but now useless and most of us in the West don't live on farms anymore
>overrated by the same group of fat, disgusting, white-man-hating feminists

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No user, you're the nigger.

Cats confirmed niggers.

Sup Forums is a doggo board and always will be

Don't bully our whiskered jes.

also rape

pitbulls are the niggers of pets
cats are the jews

fuck you

cats are ok tier but doggos are doggo tier

Don't forget
>Cats eat your eyeballs 20 mins after you die.

...

No the joos is like a worm parasite, they only can live confortable on the shit they created

Cats: kikes
Dogs: bluepilled faggots

Dogs do too, and I have seen it happen irl.

That being said, both are great pets with different personalities.
Stop being a faggot and get a cat to befriend your doggo.

Cats cost little, dogs require attention like to a child.

they're more like jews. cats kind of domesticated themselves by hanging around humans for so long, seeing them as an easy food source. they had to play ball for awhile by getting rid of pests, but they waited until the human population no longer required that of them, managing to insinuate themselves to such an extent that humans began serving them.

People defending dogs on a cantonese knitting forum probably fuck them.

Cats are not an ideal pet unless you have mice or rats. Cats can also detect evil and protect your house from spooks

Cats are pretty based.

A dog can be a bit of a drone sometimes with no free will but a cat is independent and does what ever the fuck it wants.

My last cat was so based she would take on anything. She used to beat the shit out of my German Shepard.

It is too late for me portobro.

not true, cat didnt eat my mothers eyeballs

Probably a stray and I had no idea Portugal was such a shit hole.

More like get stomped on by ATF spooks. Although tbf, cops love shooting doggos too.

>doesn't live on a farm
kys, cuck

I'm posting from bed right now.

I have my pupper sleeping at my feet and my pussy sleeping at my side.

but kots are cute

>dogs
>can be trained to do anything for their masters
Dogs are whitey.

Agreed. Cats are cunts

should I get a kitten or a rescued young cat.
I want higher chances of dog/cat bonding though

An old lady was killed by a truck after trying to save her dog from being run over.
The dog then proceeded to nibble her face, when the wind uncovered her while the police did their forensic shit.

I was there when it happened.

> cancer dog whines, sniffs, barks, digs at area of a person
>they operate
>find out he had beef jerky in his pocket

I hate cats , but argument invalidated

Wrong! Cats are smart beings that realized that by domesticating themselves they can get on the good side of humans. Essentially, they are one step ahead. They worked their way up to the top, starting as pest control by killing rats and other shitty animals and have rightfully earned their lazy place on our couches.

Meanwhile dogs have been enslaved through breeding by humans and have to this day, not evolved from that status.

So: Cats have all the right to be lazy and fuzzy and cute and do nothing but shit and eat all day. Also, if you own a cat that still breaks your furniture and makes a mess then its on YOU for not being dominant enough.

I prefer cats because I'm literally autistic and dogs are too overstimulating for me

Dogs are a reflection of their owner.
Cats are cunts.

>he thinks he could rob a bank by throwing steaks for guard dogs

Tell me what its like to have a 90lb monster tear your face off

>I've seen it
...you've led a rough life haven't you?

Cats are good but dogs are great.

Depends on the dog, if the dog dont want to bond then your fuged.
Kitten would be the better tho, rescued cats tend to be... traumatized.

so they're the jews of pets

Cats can be trained to do a lot of things, people just don't bother
And 70% of dog owners today have these small ratlike pocket dogs anyway

Cats are meant to be outside
If you live in a rural area they are great for keeping insects out of your house and almost never bother you

Why would you say that? I dont get your logic?

cats worked hard over hundreds of years and got to top of food chain. Their are ocntent in their position and don't strife to control anything.

>>make any house they live in stink
>>lay around doing nothing most of the day
>>only activities when not asleep involve killing and property destruction
>>still expect to be taken care of
>>used to be helpful on a farm, but now useless and most of us in the West don't live on farms anymore
>>overrated by the same group of fat, disgusting, white-man-hating feminists

Just to make it clear, you're talking about cats, not women, right?

>dogs are too overstimulating for me

What

Plus they drop hair all over the place, puke everywhere, cry as loud as possible forever for no reason, run out when the door is open, ruin your food whenever possible... I fucking hate cats.

that's the outlier of all outliers though. got to admit that story did raise my opinion of cats slightly though.

ahh gotcha.

I got a black cockerspaniel. kind of want him to have a friend around the house to stop whining when I leave.

ching chong bing bong

>>make any house they live in stink
Dogs too
>>lay around doing nothing most of the day
Dogs need to be walked everyday and you have to touch their shit
>>only activities when not asleep involve killing and property destruction
Dogs don't let you sleep at all
>>still expect to be taken care of
Dogs too
>>used to be helpful on a farm, but now useless and most of us in the West don't live on farms anymore
Dogs too
>>overrated by the same group of fat, disgusting, white-man-hating feminists
Dogs too

i don't hate cats. but cat owners a faggots.

bird is masterrace

>too much shekel
>israel flag
Checks out

Why not?

people who like cats more than dogs are (keyword is LIKE):

>weirdo shut-ins
>nu-males
>old hags
>feminists
>witches

>caring about cost this much
>check flag
Figures kike

Both of them are cute as fuck.
Godspeed user

Pic is one of my autist cats, the youngest

You just described the average turkroach.

and
>muslims

Daily reminder that felines are superior carnivores to canines
>cats can use claws and bite
>dogs only rely on their ability to bite
>cats are more agile, can jump very high
>dogs can really only run
>cats can hunt by themselves
>dogs mostly only hunt in packs, they have to rely on numbers
>a tiger will rip a wolf apart, and a cat can easily defeat a cat-sized dog

what is this bullshit?
a doggo can be trained perfectly like a blue pilled sheep while a cat is redpilled on humans and don't care anymore
cats are Sup Forums tier animals

Dogs are way too needy.

if Sup Forums was for feminist old women and muslims, sure.

Dogs can fly as well, for a while at least.

dogs are the real niggers of pets

I love the feline jew, but what I really wish for is to have my old dog back again.

i like doggos
but they are the niggers
they hunt in packs more than cats do

NEED MO BONES FO DEM PROGRAMS

>I have a cat
>and a vagina

>Tiger will rip a wolf apart
>A

Good thing wolves hunt in packs, arisen.

>make any house they live in stink

true and fucking hairs man. cat people are fucking disgusting. but i dont hate you for it, you are free to do as you please, but fuck off with your cat hair

i need to become a funker ASAP funnymama here i cooommee!

Longer than you think, faggot.

>cant train a cat

What is wrong you senpai? Its just an animal like all others, you cant boss a fugging cat?

A cat would have landed on its feet

They kill rodent pests

>Not owning cats and dogs.

OP is a faggot. Cats are for four legged pests, dogs are for two legged pests.

>a carnivore is a superior hunter to an omnivore

Congratulations Pyotr, you learned how nature works!

Wolf packs brings down fucking bears user, and bears fuck lions and tigers in the ass.

This.

The best cats I've known just roam around on properties killing rats and shit. You can have dogs to guard the property and do work, and they will probably learn to fear the cats.

This is why I hate dogs. Only fascist cunts own them. Cats are libertarians.

I honestly can't take any man that owns just a cat seriously. As soon as another man tells me that I lose respect for them.

...

Wtf...maybe he was trying to wake her up?

Sure would've
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doggos rely on the human (government) to take care of them (gibs)
doggos are welfare leeches:the animal
>i actually have both a cat and a dog and their behaviour partly depends on how you raise/treat them

I agree with you but dogs fart all the time , they drop saliva everywhere etc... Dogs are lovable but disgusting. They are the ones who make any house they live in stink.

>alienate everyone by being a dick.
>adopt "pet" to feel social connection.

>western life.

inb4 muh poo in loo jokes.

inb4 you can't inb4 your own post.

reminder - only subhumans don't like dogs

usually cats are the ones who dont like dogs, and dogs just want to play. if it's a kitten he will get used to how the dog likes to play
a lot of the time dogs like to chase cats, but most cats dont like it, some cats do especially if they are used to it from a young age
but if the cat doesnt like it then dont let the dog annoy the cat all the time of course

Fucking white people, wasting food

Who cares if dogs are bluepilled? Theyre fucking animals, its to be expected.

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

top kek

im just going to give you a (you)
cant be fucked with a poo

Dogs are bros, cats are like women.
Ironically women are also the niggers of gender.

Do you really think this little guy is a nigger OP?

My dog farted by the back door the other day, and stank out the entire bottom floor of the house.

At least when the cat farts it only makes one room uninhabitable, and it has to actually be in the room to do it, not outside the fucking house.

Frankly I was almost as impressed as I was sickened.

is the cat pooping file names with the high numbers a meme or have I seen you here before?

delete this, savage

>implying the majority of dog owners actually train their dogs to do anything worthwhile
>implying most dogs aren't retarded, needy sooks
>implying most dogs don't smell like shit
>wanting to pick up an animals shit

Why are dog owners such cucks?

I need cat for garden. Otherwise rabbits.
Also I never see vermin in the house. Not sure how she avoids the black widow's bite, but she does a great job at her job. Looking forward to her raising my future puppy.

Time to find him some different food.

What?

Farm cats are based as fuck.

Live in a barn.
Eat what it catches.
Keeps the rodents down.