Why is it always down to these two nations to save the world? Can't someone else do it for once?

Why is it always down to these two nations to save the world? Can't someone else do it for once?

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We can do it.

Australia is pretty based, but you did lose that war to emus

roo platoon when?

I just remember how you ruined everything in the 40s, when did you do something good?

Ruined what in the 40's? Your chance at becoming an emirate state?

Besides we didn't even ruin that for you Germany, you got what you wanted. You are of Islam now.

>dub trip quads
Confirmed. PRAISE KEK! PRAISE HIM NOW! YOU PRAISE HIM!

IT'S HAPPENING!

No. And fuck your defeatist attitude Nigel. We got to where we are BECAUSE we will viciously skull fuck any who stand in our way.

We lost to Icelandic fisherman, we gotta stick together with our fellow Anglos.

>america
>saving anything

Kroats fought for us so what? You had plenty more shitskins fighting on your side in both wars.

Germany Yes!

Its always the Netherlands that saves the world in the end.

Home of the Jews

Saving?
America jewed the whole western civilization and britbongland is full of shitskins.
How much crack did you smoke, Nigel?

HUZZAH

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Because we owned them, since unlike you we actually had a decent sized empire. It also wasn't worth shedding Anglo blood over German mutts.

UK is separated from Europe by water, has average IQ of 100, possibly high fraction of very high IQ individuals

This is a good basis upon which to be a seafaring nation which influences the world

>step 1. destroy the rest of the world
>step 2. leave it alone so it can fix itself
>step 3. claim you fixed it
>step 4. ???
>strep 5. profit

Holy shit 2000 wants their memes back

Love you America, we are truely the greatest countries on earth, sure we have some assholes and idiots and plenty of problems but overall you are pretty damm good.

Shame about your lack of good tea but godspeed with trump and all.

Technically by not fucking them over more we would still be rebuilding the world.

The USA and the UK will be allies for longer than most countries will exist, like Sweden and Germany.

>USA and UK
>Saving the world
Good fucking job starting the first European war since WW2. Arabian Spring worked out very well too, nice.

Amen to that, we were the greatest empire in the world and we have made and shaped some of the greatest countries on Earth

STREP 5

Same to you Nigel, same to you.

UK is fucked mate. It can't defend shit anymore, and the USA is probably tired of bailing you out all the time

Love you too

WRONG.

Three words your muslim nation will never understand:

>SPECIAL
>FUCKING
>RELATIONSHIP

Swedes understand
>FUCKING
very well.

Sure we have problems, wont deny it but we are working our way to fixing it, if you expect a day where we just have a revolution and fix everything you are wrong, most change takes time. But we have time and with brexit and our strenghtening of the US relations we are doing well.
Trump also has a big part to play.

But look at Sweeden, what are you doing to help yourself, nothing, your government are a bunch of socialist cucks. but there is one thing I do feel sad for the real sweedish who want things to be like they were.

Save it? It's oureally fault it's the way it it is. If Britain had stayed out off ww1 this wouldn't be happening, if America had stayed out it wouldn't be happening. If we wouldn't have killed hitler for the jews this wouldn't be happening. We need to Fuck off

ayy whats up Vlad? Hows shit in Slavland these days?

Kek has spoken

In Britain's defense; Germany (Wilhelm specifically) did as much as physically possible to antagonise Britain during 1900-1914.
It was a mistake though.

>lack of good tea
The shipment fell into the harbor. We tried to bottle it, but it was just too salty.

It's pretty dank. I'm on vacation so beer'n shitposting erryday.

You guys need to get some good American food in your grocery stores, then we can talk.

Nice man

Be sure to have fun and fight for the existence and future of the white race when you get back, cheers!

American WASP reporting in

... because we run the world.

Where's my courtesy?
I forgot to ask you how's your shit on the other side of the ocean. Got any stories?

No problems brother

Come to think of it, I do have one..

It all started two years ago, the savior of the White Race and Eternal Emperor Donald J Trump announced his presidency. The rest, well, you know the rest. Unstoppable winning and all.

I still say our 2 great empires join forces and viciously skull fuck the world while taking whats ours, but that discussion is for another day

Sounds like a plan bro!

Because we technically colonized the majority of the world and we have to pull the old ball and chain every once in awhile to remind people.

thanks bong its means alot from the motherland
we nuked emus

if the nazis had won, germany wouldn't be a modern islamic state

>this shitskin thinks hes white

.4% nigger
1 drop

I understand Nigel, it has to sting to know a burger is more British than your average male

All good though, some of us are protecting this blood line. God knows you all arent.

comparing me to you kike? too funny. the only part of me that isn't "European" is anatolian, which before the Turks rolled in, was white. more than can be said of your native American and Ashkenazi shitskinnery

Real Australia is much more British than most mulatto americans such as yourself

God will save it

Just the bantz of a fellow white man, calm your tits

If we take the X isnt white meme seriously were just doing the kikes work for him

>save the world
>ww2

apology accepted

We will ww3 this shit if we have to do that to crush our enimies then so be it

Check again.

heraldsun.com.au/news/law-order/emu-dies-after-being-handcuffed-in-vic/news-story/70bc873162d48fccd504b2bd2f089f13

we were the bad guise
youtube.com/watch?v=GzFjI7BIOQk

U wot m8?

Day of The Cross when?
Constantinople retaken when?
Also
>checked

What did you do UK guy?

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It did though. Chaos was the only solution.

Just let us activate article 50 of the Lisbon treaty first, and we will see where it goes with Ameribro's from there.

Yeah no. Trump is currently tea bagging the royal family and our entire government cause we are over a barrel with the EU thing. So now we just have to sit back like grima wormtongue and watch as we get cucked over and over again by our American superiors.

C-can we join you, based oldest ally and his favourite son?

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Abso-fucking-lutely.

Britain+USA have furthered the world more than anyone. The anglosphere are the greatest nations on earth. How can other nations even compete? Literally the five greatest countries on the planet. But USA+UK take it one step further.

youtube.com/watch?v=xwrX-LN9-L0

Yea, you guys are great. Side with us in the upcoming War of Gibraltar plz.

Of course. We will rip Spain from the North and genocide Castillian speaking populations

I'd settle for a few other nations in the owrld adopting a REAL Constitution that sounds like ours. Until they start doing it, we're gonna get stuck with the bill every time. Britain too, for supporting us against all the fucking filth in the world.

>Why is it always down to these two nations to save the world?
>two

>Since 1998, the Trident nuclear programme has been the only operational nuclear weapons system in British service. The delivery system consists of four Vanguard class submarines based at HMNB Clyde in Scotland.

Literally fucking nothing.

Here is an encouraging video for everyone.

>youtube.com/watch?v=lmGqG3grTrg

It's enough to act as a deterrent. And if we ever had to use them, the world will already be lost.

You nigger fuck off.
We are pulling out.
ISOLATIONISM. Give us back our nukes and we will give back whole undivided independence to Germany. What we want is trade deals, we will also supply arms for the coming wars.

Fucking Europe is a den of vipers full of old world bullshit we had a chance to keep it out and we have a nother chance now. If you guys want to be socialists in the eastern hemisphere that's on you, but don't come asking us when you hear we are throwing leafs out of copters.

Fuggin Brits. Oh it's you and us m8 till the end of time. Opps I launched a missile atcha, opps WW1 needs some help, oops WW2 too, Israel sound like a good idea, innit? Hey bushy Iraq got some shit Perfidious Albion, REEEEEEEEEEEE