Fuck Commies

Don't mess with Venezuela, Trump

To arms! To arms!

Trumpniggers are the niggers of white people. They are gonna get us into a war with the planet.

Gotta feed your people first.

That's the kind of talk I like to hear.
*winning intensifies*

>being even remotely afraid of the third world shithole that is Venezuela.

Fag

You realize Venezuela is the reason we in the Northeast have GAS during the winter faggot?

Uneducated red neck detected.

Venezuelans are probably begging for Trump to nuke the fuck out of that shithole and restore proper order.

Who the fuck is Venezuela?

why dont you go huff some pepperspray

Maybe Maduro should try to win the war on toilet paper shortages first.

>Some desolate shithole is backing up an even more desolate shithole
Seriously, prepare to get bullied nerds.

ooooh noooo!

The wet dream of bernie sanders

Well, then just conquer them in a 15 minutes war. I'm pretty sure 90% of the country would love to side with you anyway...

>*pls send money Mexico chan*

and selling that gas is the only reason that we aren't dying on the streets

>Maduro

He seems mad.

Things are getting spicy huh

Come home, brown man.

YOU HEAR THAT

ITS THE SKELETON ARMY OF VENEZUELA CRAWLING TOWARD AMERICA

ONE AGONIZING INCH AT A TIME

No, you

>Venezuela has this subhuman backing it
I find it to be more of a problem than real assistance

Cant wait to annex them and make colombia great again

He's only mad cause his #1 export (drugs) depends on Mexico as the middle man.

Venezeula is not exactly in the position to be making threats against a country the same size as it. Never mind the United States.

Leaping out in front of an alliance against Trump, I don't get this posturing. I guess he's trying to distract from issues at home.

We're fucking with all you dirt persons to the south. One big ass wall, two big ass flotillas on either side of that shit hole below us, yeah... have fun living in Hell.

>someone wants to make a wall that keeps out your citizens illegally crossing, and would like you to pay for it simply because they've stolen billions of your buckaroos
>THIS IS WAR!

These fuckers can rot and die and rot and then die

Is this the same Venezuela with empty grocery stores and historically high gas prices? Damn. We're fucked.

>faggot mestizo nations vying for civic and social dominance in the USA
>empty threats from this super mario looking motherfucker supposed to scare anyone
>it's America that's the antagonist

No. For once in their worldwide career, America are trying NOT to start pointless wars, and are trying to produce, mediate for and cater to their own.

How are your oil exports going by chance?

He wants to pay for wall too?

Venezuela can't even feed its own people. Mexico & US aren't going to war. Trump v Peña Nieto is like big brother (US) antagonizing their younger brother (Mexico). For longest time Mexico has lived with status quo. They would allow millions of poor unskilled laborers to flow into the US, make sure we bought their stuff before we could sell ours which they rarely bought, and in exchange they help us with our drug problem. Which their help was more like semi-enabling because they really don't do much to keep the US away from drugs.

We now have to push for a spanish american union
NOW OR NEVER
All spanish speaking nations from America unite
You are all mestizo
You are all speak spanish
You are all christian
You are all dumb as fuck
No difference other than football or generals
UNITE NOW

Better mess with those supermarket shelves first moustache boi.

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Venezuela is shit, Venezuelans are shit too. Trump please bomb these degenerates already.

Poo in the loo south american edition

Is Venezuela even a country?

Nobody is messing with Mexico you deluded dumbass, Trump on claims to USA's right to do whatever it wants on own territory. Nobody goes to Mexico and forbids them anything.

Venezuela sit your ass down

Why do 3rd world countries try to act tough in the face of a superpower?

Are their citizens that retarded that they honestly feel proud when their President say this shit?

It's pathetic. Venezuela and Mexico combined would get decimated by USA within days.

it's a failed state

literally who?

>have tons of oil
>manage to become an even bigger shit hole than Mexico

Impressive!

>don't mess with a country that can't even afford to feed its own people
Lol yea alright

Some guy who promised Socialism, instead gave them hardcore capitalism.

Do Venezuelans even like this guy?

So Narcos want to unite against Trump?
It's gonna be interesting.

Wouldn't even need to decimate Venezuela. The US could just walk in, and the people would cheer and throw them self at the US, if it means they have a chance of getting some food.

I bet Trump is shaking in his boots

USA is sponsoring criminal gangs and every Latin American president, because Americans can't go without getting shots in veins. They are not mad of USA, they are mad they can't sell you drugs.

No.

Venezuela makes African countries look good by comparison.

It's beyond shit-tier. It's so far down the list it doesn't even have its own tier because Liberia was embarrassed to be seen next to it.

> cuck posts
> gets pink name

>tfw realize Maduro spent half of Venezuela 2017 GDP to have the internet for long enough post that interview

Venezuela is brazilian clay

It would be like two cancer ridden terminal children trying to kill a grizzly bear with their own bare hands

FUCK NO

Don't you think it's a little bit sad that Mexico is more relevant than you?

Hows things in Venezuela? about a year ago I talked to a guy from my town who moved down there to ranch and row-crop in like the 80s (he was back visiting for Christmas.) He said that the rations were so tight that when women (it's typically women of the family who go to supermarkets in Venezuela) have to go through a finger print scanner when they go to the grocery store, and even then there isn't shit to buy. He said his ranch has been raided by gangs of bandits on multiple ocassions, and he and employees have had to shoot people. He says the price controls on crops are so absurd that no one wants to grow the shit they need, so everyone just stops row cropping (what they need) and switches to ranching for beef. He said it's a god awful shithole and the only reason he stays is because he thinks of it as home.

>We can't feed our people or stop them from dying in the streets but we will fight you Trump

>ps pls gib foods

...

>be cia
>see this retard
>buy a potato cannon
>put a mango
>kill him
[spoiler]not real gomunism dough[/spoiler]

I'll start worrying when the average Venezuelan isn't hungrier than an Ethiopian child.

It's funny how the worst people in the world are trying to take the moral high ground.

Venezuela so broke. It can't even pay attention.

Serious question why the men in Spain have become so girly? Is like if you are a beta in the USA and you go to Spain you become an alpha.

You do realize Venezeula is a Communist Dictatorship and this man is already meeting revolution from his own fucking people?

Why the fuck do you care if he wants to fight against us? He's a piece of shit.

The people posted in your picture are smarter than you and you mock them. What a sad life you lead.

Wewlad..

no they have more space and people

socialist in power

SAYSOMETHING MEAN TO MEXICO
IT'S BEATDOWN TIME

This.

Tired of being "nice" to 3rd-world brown shitholes and getting jack shit in return, save for hatred and scorn.

We should just go take Venezuela's oil.

Isn't Venezuela the country that completely collapsed recently due to socialism?

I've never known mangos to kill.
Durian or jackfruit, yes.

Gee what a great ally..

>slaugthering commies is bad

We don't want your Commie oil Ven. Eat shit and do something if you feel frog, leap!

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA AHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHA

hot

Don't you fuckers have a famine to worry about?

No problems, Brazil and Colombia will attack Venezuela and share our rightful clay

Venezuela should worry about not starving to death.
R A R E
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Fuck off burgers, we have sort of military bases in Venezuela, war with them=nuke on your shithole

Venezuela would kill it's own people to be "right"? They didn't diversify, they can't afford to not sell gas.

In this case with the planet of the apes.

oh no not venezuela what ever will we do

>Communist Dictatorship

The propaganda never ends.

Venezuela is the North Korea of South America, they also like to taunt us once we impeached our commie.

Just... ignore.

We almost went to war with Venezuela 8 years ago...

We would've won so easily.

I wish I could go back to the good times...

venezuela sux dix

Why is Venezuela having shortage of food?

- One of the most oil rich countries in the world.
- Tropical climate.
- Have sea and fresh water access.

I don't get it. :/

Oil prices in freefall and retarded economic policies.

>Mexico is a major competitor in oil production to Venezuela.
No fucking wonder their economy is fucked

Basically every country's foreign policy right now is to try to scare america so Americans give them more than they deserve. I hope Trump stays strong, I think he will. GODSPEED YOU BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN WARRIOR.