WE'RE A RELIGION NOW BOYS
Thank you papa Sargon
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This is Admin Pepe. Just FYI - Sargon did not create the site, I did. Contact form on the site if you want to send me material/praise/keks/whatever.
Kekistan and Shitposters will rise
Kek
Look at me
I'm the oppressed minority now
the fire rises
what effect will this have on global politics?
>Papa Sargon
Fuck off, reddit.
Global thermonuclear war.
Administrator! Moving on up! Praise be!
i thought he was banned why isn't he banned :(
fat fag
>Nah mate, I don't reddit. I just assumed sargon's twitter silence for a couple hours was spent making a website. Shows how much I know. Thanks based Sup Forumsack
Sargon must be doing something else. What was his plan?
>kekistan.com
Jesus came to me in a dream the other night demanding I renounce KEK and go to Mormon Church.
Can I send you a bottle of pic related?
>influence teams
>we will pay for your vpn
wtf is this a troll
why do many bernie supporters seem this diabolical?
t. never been to leddit
because it came out that some retard from Sup Forums was only pretending to be offended
about fucking time
Yeah apparently Carl got suspended for tweeting a black dick to that kid. b& for shitposting.
I'm just wondering what'd happen when normies start to culturally appropriate our memes...
He said
>user, you need to stop praising KEK
>and praise me
I was all like...
>Uh, why?
>It was just a joke
>kind of, i guess it was getting pretty serious
He responded
>I've blessed you with a lot
>It hurts my feels bro, to see you with that frog
>you can keep doing it if you want
>but I wish you'd come back to me
>you should get a wife and some kids...
>remember how cool Mormon church was?
Me
>Yeah, you got a point...
>Ok, so
>I REOUNCE KEK, PRAISE JESUS
>Room fills with black smoke
>Oh fuck KEK is fucking angry
>The room is fucking dark as fuck
>I am held down in my bed
>I see nothing but black smoke blocking out all light
>I hear frogs
>I can feel them all over me
>say the lord's prayer a bunch
>wake up from dream
I knew he must be fat since he's NEVER on cam
Fuck you sargon fucking cuck
>Cuckold of Mossad
You guys like this faggot?
I laughed audibly
he's pretty good
there's actually quite a few facecam vids, tho you can clearly tell he's fat from it too
Nah in his defence he does go on camera occasional and doesn't try to hide that he's fat. Not like Tom Preston who depicts himself as a person of average build even though he's the size of a car.
In Poland, you can register religious organization with just 100 signatures.
sage&report
Fuck off you absolute cunt.
Anyone who watches this fat nigger shouldn't be here.
>hating socratics
Welcome, brother. Remember, you can tell God whatever you want in your prayers, as long as you address it to Him and close in the name of Jesus Christ. The Lord's Prayer is an excellent template for your prayers.
kek
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