Nigger Simulator 2017

> wake up
> be nigger
> 14 living in the ghetto with your mom and 3 half brothers and 2 half sisters
> 5 different fathers
> want to do nigger things
> don't have gun or money
> school bus doesn't drive by my house because I don't wake up till 11
> system is corrupt because it won't cater to my sleep schedule
> no education chances because that's for whites and asians
> ask mom for grape drink
> no grape drink left, only 2 pieces of fried chicken
> fuel up on nigger food
> leave house for the day
> still want to do nigger things
> see nice white lady walking into the convenience store
> try to rape her
> rape is ineffective because you're still 14
> see gang banging silverback thugs driving in a lowrider
> ask to join
> get beat up and kidnapped
> forced to sell crack cocaine or else they rape my nigger sisters
> get arrested by the FBI for selling 2 rocks

25% becoming a nigger achievement is unlocked.

Should I continue?

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go ahead

literally don't continue. Kill yourself

You had me at "Simulator"

lol, you guys have a great sense of humor (that German meme)

>be american
>get sho-

lmao, yes, continue

create an alternative player
>become rap star
>make rap music
>try to gain cred
>sell cds on the corner block

Huh pretty funny now let's get some actual humor shall we

Cracker Simulator 2017

>Wake up in the morning
>fuck my mom
>eat breakfast
>fuck my sister
>put Glock in back pack
>fuck my dad
>give baby kiss on the lips
>14 and alt-right Conservative
>call Jamal a nigger when I pass by him
>get beat up
>shoot up 20 black churches
>fap to Alexis Texas
>Shoot Up school
>became only 40% cracker in 5 hours
>Chew some lipdip
>write stormfront blog about false statistics
>fuck my grandma
>put on KKK Robe with Fedora
>become Euphoric
>Fuck my mom

Only 60% Cracker

You're a long way from Instagram, dude.

Long way from Stormfront you also are my dude

>puts in san andreas again

wtf I love being white now
>fuck 10xs a day
>kill people

>nigger detected

Oh wow what a snappy quip!
>everyone on here is from stormfront
So why is stormfront a thing if we're all here?
Think, NIGGER, THINK!!
Come back when you've got valid arguments

>Spot the nigger

What's with all the niggers on this board today?

he's likely not even black, those insults were sjw tier. There was not one mention of muh dick, your bitches be lovin' etc.

Some libcucks somewhere got butthurt again probably

White simulator
>wake up
>have sex with your cousins
>eat shitty bland food
>go to school hate everyone and want to shoot it up
>watch blacks take your women all day and fuck them
>go home and only post about it online cause to beta
>start fetishizing Nazi ideology and white supremacy to wonder what its like to feel somewhat manly
>support daddy trump because hopefully he can take away the minorities that keep fucking and stealing your women
>go to sleep after fapping to cuckold porn
>repeat the next day

they're not black, they're antifa, jews and sjw betas getting paid by David Brock and Soros to "try" to troll this board.

Not as far as you think jigaboo

lol, finally a muh dick

So, they're dumb niggers, is what you're saying.

> Be nigger
> getting beaten by prestigious white FBI agents
> get arm broke
> thrown in a van handcuffed
> no seats or restraints in the back
> tossed around like a side of nigger beef
> get thrown out at some unknown prison
> at federal penitentiary. Still want to do nigger things.
> gang members find me
> "yo muh nigga, you'z 'bout to get yo reel gang inuncinassin my nigga"
> get instructed to stab the brown bean cholo
> acquire first nigger tool, rusted shiv
> stab the wetback cholo
> proceed to get beaten by a bunch of cholos
> thrown into solitary confinement for the day
> repeat for 5 years
> 5 years later, still a nigger
> no chance of even having an arraignment cause I'm a nigger
> finally get a court date
> judge says I'm a nigger for selling crack
> it was $20 dollars worth
> get sentenced to 12 years in prison not including the time served
> go back to doing nigger things in the prison
> 5 years pass still a nigger
> 7 years pass I'm up for parole but still a nigger
> denied parole
> 2 years later
> released, "YES I CAN FINALLY BECOME 100% NIGGER!"
> bus ride home see my fellow nigger JaQuan got out on the same day
> get back to the ghetto

We are at 60% full nigger

will continue in a few

the real blacks are too busy on Twitter. The few blacks on here don't stick around too long and certainly don't wall text post.

>that brown eye

Niggers can take her. For fucks sake, do white women even know how to hygiene?

Your nigger simulator broke and you are stuck. Like those star trek episodes. we can't save you nigger. just kys to escape

I'm listening

>Getting paid to get redpilled for 8 hours a day.

You'll be one of us soon.

someone is B U T T H U R T LMAO

>get pardoned by Obama
>get killed by fellow black within a week

I guess. But antifa cucks barely know how to tie their own shoelaces, let alone type on a computer. And sjw betas are in tears before the first thread even finished loading.

Must be the kikes then.

Come back when you've got Valid Statistics.

I'll be here all day people.

why do they have cauliflower heads?

Everyone in that image is dead. And died with a country they never wanted lol.

>Be a sweed

>Get raped and murdered in your own home by muslims

>fap to Alexis Texas
Yes plz

How do you refute the much higher statistics for violent crime by blacks vs whites then friend?

pls deliver, my sides

continue

don't go too hard on the insults user, seriously "butthurt" in all caps, that's overboard.
[end of sarcasm]
but seriously, what would you're ideal world look like? Would there be any different races or just one muddy mess?

>false statistics

How many cheevos did you get on nigbox live?

lmao. wtf is this shit

Nice post ahmed

>talking like yoda

You regard yourself to be intelligent, am I right?

>Wanting statistics for a Mongolian bread-making board.

You really need to learn how this place works before posting, tell your boss to give you some tips.

ave some moon man

youtube.com/watch?v=MBbtA4rGEA4

kek

niggers go home

jameal b, is that you?

>Americans shooting blanks
>Dat snatching and poor stance

1/10

where is this meme from I remember it vaguely

>.45 wadcutters
>He loads multiple bullets and the slide stays open after one round
>omg so powerful and sexy
There's so much stupidity here.

Nigger day on /pol

It's not even an old meme

I find your assumptions disgusting goy

> back at gang lair
> still a nigger
> 31 years old going on 32
> still want to do nigger things
> gang gives you a gun and your tats
> start killing other concrete jungle monkeys
> still want to be 100% nigger
> needs to acquire alcohol and drug addiction
> rob liquor store
> drink 40's for breakfast lunch dinner
> almost 100% nigger
> start getting laid by the jungle queens purple pussy
> father 5 kids with 5 different women
> pay no child support
> doing 95% nigger things
> feelsgood.jpg
> get subpoenaed for not paying child support after being 95% nigger for 5 years
> be 38 and in court
> judge "you are too old to still be alive or a nigger"
> "fuck dis shiiiit I'm a real OG NIGGA DAWG"
> 100% nigger status achieved
> judge "I sentence you to prison for 15 years of prison"
> get beaten on my way to prison
> get to prison
> bunked with JaQuan
> spend next 15 years making toilet wine and shanking those stinky cholos
> no extra punishment for stabbing wetbacks
> find Jesus
> realize I don't wanna be a nigger no more
> get released
> be 53
> find a job, buy a house, buy a car
> become active member of the community
> nigger rating drops to 50%
> rekindle broken bonds with family
> forgive your nigger father for abandoning you before you were born
> volunteer at the church
> 0% nigger status achieved
> 1 year later
> driving home from volunteering at the soup kitchen for Thanksgiving
> see flashing blue and red lights in the rearview mirror
> not scared 0% nigger status
> pull over and rolls down the window
> "What seems to be the problem offic......"


You suddenly get thrown back into your reality and take off the headset with a screen in front of you
> vidya game screen with a blood spattered nigger in the car with a bunch of cops all dancing and high fiving each other
screen then goes dark and says
> "game over you failed to be a nigger, continue?"

decide not to give the game another try because I like being white better

I know right,
dailystormer is in now

oh also here this too, for the arabs

>> rekindle broken bonds with family
>> forgive your nigger father for abandoning you before you were born
>> volunteer at the church
>> 0% nigger status achieved

Tbh would death even matter?

Redemption arc is as powerful and long as we have made stories. You made your life matter. As big of a win as you get.

9/10, enjoyed

poetic
*wipes tear

9/11 would prefer it be a real nigger dying not a video game

Lol at the part with the judge

Have you seen those HWNDU threads, Sup Forums is ful of larping niggers.