Oceans 8 everyone

Oceans 8 everyone.

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Oceans 8: Oceans of Menstruation

look at those kitchen dodgers

Seems unrealistic to me. If it was real life their bags would be taking up the seast next to them and there would be a bunch of aggravated looking people standing up wanting to sit down.

Manspreading is totally a thing and a much more serious problem though women are so brave

I'm getting legitimately worried Sup Forums.

I though that after Trump's win the left would start to realize they were going nuts and tone done, but instead it seems they are doubling down!

Let's wear shades in the subway.
That doesn't draw attention at all.

Why the black homeless person?

Lol, I thought this is some kind of "artistic protest" against Trump.
>Rihanna acting
No thanks.

Movie was already in the pipeline. They need a few more Ghostbusters tier failures before they start to change.

What is this shit?

>almost half the cast is blonde

At least they recognize they need to be using appealing women and not Harambe's wife.

This is from a movie set? I thought those were real dolls.

>Why the black homeless person?

At least half of them can act unlike snatchbusters.

It'll probably be shit, watch the original from 1960 its really good

Last three are
>literally who?

so much plastic surgery in that photo, most of those women can't be more than 10% natural human components anymore... but hey uh,,, totally feminist woman power right??

>nobody is looking at their phone
unrealistic shit.

lol first post best post

honestly can't believe people find sandra bullock attractive, holy fuck talk about bitchface

Unrealistic as fuck. Hot women don't need to rob anywhere for easy money. They can always just marry for it.

Just awful.

Blackie- check, Chinky- check, poo in the loo- check, honkey feminist- check.

Okay gang, all set. Perfect diversity, except for the whole men being half the world shit.

Mindy Kaling has her own tv show here literally only because she is:
a) a poo
and
b) a woman. I'd still bang her tho.

Only one black woman? Only one chink? No transgender woman? No disabled woman? HELLO?? CURRENT YEAR!!! I am appalled by this.

>Awkwafina

What a stupid fucking name. Is she relevant enough to be the inspiration for pic related?

Imagine going to work with these cunts everyday.

>token black
>rihana acting
>token gook
>akinfenwa
>token browno
>redcoat
>3 blondes
>2 brunettes

where the slavic wimmins at?
wheres muh equality?

Literally every one of them is ugly. Why would they cast like that?

jesus christ shes named after a bottled water?

>no otherkin

>akinfenwa
keked

youre literally gay if you're saying theyre all ugly

this isnt a gay friendly board

Obviously she adapted ancient KANG naming techniques.

>be me
>asian nobody
>go to audition
>"What's your name?"
>sweat.png
>look nervously around room
>see water bottle
>uuh uhh AWKWAFINA
>they look at me like I'm retarded
>stuck with shitty name forever
>everyone calls you it
>mfw

Why aren't any of them wearing a hijab? This movie isn't diverse enough for me

Sandra Bullock already was an annoying cunt in 11, this shit is gonna be terrible

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>Awkwafina

I love Sarah Paulson and Cate Blanchett

the rest of those whores can go fucking sit and spin, Anne Hathaway is fucking trash

Her name is sarah paulson

>liking only the 2 blonde white women

fucking racist

One more movie I won't watch I guess.

Original "Ocean's" series

> soft reboot of classic film directed by Steven Soderbergh, one of the most acclaimed directors of the 1990's independent film revolution
> series is a pastiche of classic Rat Pack-era films, packed with self-referential humor
> cast packed with A-listers, all of whom are close friends in real life, adding levity to the already playful script

New Female "Ocean's" series

> "spin-off" of reboot, despite having no connection to the original other than the fact that heists take place
> directed by the guy who did bland commercial films like the Hunger Games and Sea Biscuit, with no unique style or charm
> likely a parody of sexism in Rat Pack movies, since an all-female heist film would have never been made during that time period, humor directed outward in order to make protagonists seem tougher and smarter
> cast consists of A-listers and literally whos who despise each other in real life and don't even speak to each other off-set, which means no improvisation and constant overacting in order to steal scenes

Calling it now. Why do you think these female reboots constantly misunderstand what made the source material appealing?

Always have done.... I..I can't explain it, just think she's a good looking woman with great legs

>also

They are very diverse, they even have the obligatory black and asian. Dare I say, has Sup Forums been BTFO?

I'm down with this. They've had this planned since the last Ocean's movie, well before the "hop on the feminism bandwagon" Ghostbusters piece of shit. The female version of Expendables still has potential too.

Cate Blanchett is top waifu

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> bunch of fucking broads
who looks at a poster like that and go, wow, interesting things are gonna happen. the only movie with mostly women i liked was mean girls, and that involves sexy pretty young girls and not a bunch of menopaused water hags in their late 30s.

>sandra bullock in a subway train

i like where this is goin

nail, head, hitted

anything but pooinloo

u gonna get pood on

>women planning advanced heists
>not just sucking dick for money

lower payout, more effort, and they think they are smart

kill me

i want no more of this world

Ocean's Eight: Crimson Tide

LMAO what the absolute fuck

>muh fame
there should be more unknowns cast, except Nicolas cage. he can stay

When aqua fina talks about her vagina i lose my shit

Brits just have no standards. They're all either old or just unattractive and need ten pounds of makeup to be presentable.

>being misogynistic piece of shit
>2017
Get the fuck off Sup Forums faggot, we respect women around here.

i like how they put the ethnics to the back of the train where you can't see them

theyre not 8 british womens

you're kidding.

fuck its hard being red pilled sometimes coz this legit rustles dem jims.

fuck. off. cunts.

Why do they always pick the worst female (((actors))) possible?

Fuck this.

You almost got POO'D

I should really watch the original

please PLEASE make this into a twitter meme for the liberals to attack

good actors don't wanna act in shitty spinoffs

Nice b8 faggot.

who cares.

trips

Women cannot be smug thieves
They can be cat burglars, but they have to work alone or in smaller groups

They can also be great crooks, one of those almost became POTUS

What the fuck is wrong with Sandra Bullock's face?
She looks like a wax sculpture.

she is trying to achieve bogdanoff level

These are trips mate

your sister is a worm, and your mother is a dog.

kek

>that's right goy, disregard women! Don't ever get married and start a family, she'll just divorce you anyway!
Fuck off kike

Just no.

fucking can't stand these hollywood photo shoots in general.

I know you're all bitching about them being female but these generic shoots where these super pretty people are all gathered in the same room (this room being a train cart) is so cringe and unrealistic.

Imagine if you walked on a train cart and there were 8 super pretty, well dressed, well groomed, photo-energetic girls just standing and posing like this? Cringe inducing, it would never happen.

I hate Hollywood. Don't watch Hollywood movies anymore.

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women aren't original or funny.

she did divorce me

it's not like there isn't a surplus of men anyway
i'm an autistic lanklet I shouldn't reproduce

Wow just like every other Hollywood movie, I won't go see it.

These movies just keep getting more and more realistic and grounded in reality.

I'm so glad Jews in Hollywood are so much better than us goyim, I can't wait until we openly serve our betters.

ok so this is something to do with a heist movie? are these manequins or something or did they have too much plastic surgery done?

>women robbers

kek, a woman would rob a place and then brag about it on social media. youtube.com/watch?v=84yv-uH2jsY

Sandra Bullock speaking german makes me hard

Would you mansplain in the middle of them all, belch and be energized by the collective anal clench?

>liking Cate Blanchett
What the fuck? Do you like fucking alien/frog hybrids or something like that?

>We need an actress that looks like she has a fish and a goat in her family tree in the last 6 generations
>GET BLANCHETT ON THE PHONE!

With that kind of attitude, no you shouldn't.
We strong, self-confident white men to breed to get our numbers back up.
You probably were disappointing in bed or something, it's no wonder she left you.

go be mad somewhere else nobody gives a shit brah
it will tank
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>women working together

>Awkwafina is a genius, a vagina is two times better than a penis
>...
>It's time to let the world know, bitch your vag is only so so

heh

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He probably spent 18 hours a day jacking off to interracial porn

It's gonna be a fashion movie.
A collection of scenes of 20 to 40 years old women acting tough, wearing Gucci, Prada, Givenchy and Vuitton clothes in chic locations.

Who would rob a casino in a white fur coat and print leopard weekend bag?

Their budget ran out after the first five.

>Who would rob a casino in a white fur coat and print leopard weekend bag?
People that wanted to blend in at a casino.

>Who would rob a casino in a white fur coat and print leopard weekend bag?

a nigger?

I went to a casino yesterday and everyone was sad looking, wearing sweatshirts and smoking pall malls

>jelly because kangz are stylin on yo

absolutely