After Brexit we'll have a bit of a problem here

After Brexit we'll have a bit of a problem here...

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I understand UK, but what the fuck is going on in Norway? Are they just wasting money?

Hey now, the Norwegian military is the pride of Eur...well, pride of Norway anyway.

Lots of money+the lowest population in Scandinavia

>moldova
aww

Moldova :3

We are all bros.

Why we need to spend money in military?

Im i right guys?

Heh, the funny thing is ... All the spending my government does will give King Cuck another 20 min to escape the country if Russia invedes.

>not the absolute lowest
Damn
And we have to train while simulating gun noises

These maps are irrelevant.

>467
fingolia stronk
russia BTFO

>simulating gun noises

What the fuck, are you really preparing for this? Why? We have zero incentive to hurt you of all people. Even if we wanted to increase global oil prices, it'd be more effective and ethically better to fuck some Middle East country.

Something like
Pew pew

Don't worry. Theres 19 million unemployed up for drafts.

>7

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH. MOLDOVA! YOU MAD BASTARD!!!

Norway, chill up dudes.

>defense strategy: pray that Russia doesn't make its way through Ukraine to your borders

What problem? You'll have to build your own guns now, great for the industry!

You won't because we're still in NATO, unless the cucks manage to convince europe that you all need an EU army in which case best of luck.

We don't ever have a land border with Norway.

>Russian education

Oilmerchants. They basically have no way to spend all the money they make from it ... gotta extract it somehow goy.

>per capita

why?
sweden's 555 can't compare to germany's 477 in absolute terms

It's right there on the fucking map you double nigger!

No problem, just make the Brits pay for it in exchange for some token market access

>7

Do you live in 1930s?

Yes you do. You should listen in class and then post on Sup Forums.

Wasting probably... and high military salaries

>be Merkel
>"we needz EU-army and shieet cuz ebil trump gonna invade us"
>refuses to upgrade german army

Yeah you do. Serves you right for cutting our pathway to the arctic ocean.

Hey frog bro, got a question. Norway has too much money and doesn't know what to do with it, we are a island and so naturally we spend alot on big ticket naval items that cost a lot of money. Why do you frogs spend so much money on defending yourselves?

Is it really, deep down, because of pick related and you being on are clay?

Thats where the future Norwegian conquest of Russia will come. And the Russians will never see it coming since they dont even know that border exists

They are on some of our clay too.

Strasbourg is clearly Kraut clay for a start.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=xOdBwJl3jxk

>implying Moldavia would even try
I honestly don't understand why that country still exists.

If anything, you are French clay, because William the Conqueror was from Normandy.

They do now.

>Normans
>french

We've been over this already, William and Harald attacked simultaneously.

You call our country Frankreich. Frank. Reich. It means your country is our clay, not only the left bank of the Rhine.

We call yours Allemagne, from the Alaman tribe, who got bitched the fuck out by Clovis, the first Frank king.

Prépare ton anus.

Meant for Sorry, anglo bro, would hundred years war again with you.

Honestly I'm surprised to see we're spending more than France, I thought they had the best military in Europe.

Maybe it's the supercarrier, I'm pretty sure that fucking thing cost about half the Balkans.

We spend a fuck ton on the special forces compared to france as well as contributing to the f35 1.5 trillion budget.

Best don't mean the richest. And in your case, you're more reliant on your navy than us, and those nuclear subs and air carriers can be quite costly.

Forgot the F-35. Man, this shit is costly, for a plane who'll probably be as good as your average Typhoon, but with shiny STOVL capacity, and (((stealth))). Frankly, I think you got scammed.

By the way, I heard Trump was going to discard some, if not all the versions of this plane, and stop further production and replace it with an Advanced F/A 18. Does it ring a bell in your country, or the medias are silent on the subject.

It would have been part of Romania by now of ot wasnt for you faggots.

No its to attack NATO so they occupy first.

Germany and Belgium better begin to spend their money on military.
The belgians pulled the same pacifist shit on us already two times, we should regularly violate their frontiers to give them a lesson.

They're silent on the fact that our aircraft carrier is basically going to be ran by the USMC till 2023 (or 2030).

BAE and Rolls are too balls deep in the f35 to go back now. We'll end up with 50 and quit the program for a Typhoon upgrade (eventually). Sounds like Trump will just slow down the waste at least.

Nope you can't you retard. Any invasion of Belgiums triggers a declaration of war from UK. Read Bainville.

Its because Norway has 18 months of compulsory military service for everybody

Even Moldovans know Moldova isn't worth defending

worked so far

Germany is too busy being a nigger. I fucking laugh since the Brexit and Trump election, now they tighten their asses in hope France will protect them, conventionnaly and nuclearly if Bad Vlad visits them. Just for this, I'm willing to vote Marine, the sheer terror on Merkel's face would be an awesome sight.

And they won't win with their broomsticks.

telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/11420627/German-army-used-broomsticks-instead-of-guns-during-training.html

We bought 144 of the most advanced tanks on the market & 52 f-35's last i heard.

Here's our plan for world war 3 lads.
Sit on our islands and wait. I think it's a good plan.

So now it's probably around 10,000

US marines operating planes on your air carriers. The feels I have for you, mate, you have no idea. I really hope you manage to do something about this.

>implying we have to invade with the tanks like Krauts

Just launch some Rafales in their aerial space at the occassion, station ship in their waters, piss them off a bit., display how unacceptable their defense is.
The belgians always come to cry in our skirts when they are invaded but never make the effort to protect themselves in the first place.

This is from 2015

Outdated as fuck, Norway is now without a doubt the highest per capita military spending.

>per capita

I understand why it's important for some statistics to show numbers like that but this is not one of those cases.

This gives no insight into the actual funding of the armies unless you know populations of each country.

What a joke of a graph.

Even per soldier would be neat because you could see about how outfitted each soldier would be to an extent.

The question remains: why? Who's going to attack, and to what end?

I think it was in response to Trump saying European countries doesn't do their part to contribute to the NATO military.

Fucking Spain get rekt kek

Here here old chap

But Trump wasn't president in 2015.

Norway is putting a Saudi-tier tactic:

"we did buy your shiny stuff, now come liberate us from the ten time more numerous Ivan's who outnumbered us".

Granted, Norway does have a better military than the saudi. But all they can do is to make themselves not appetizing for everyone else around, and Only 3 countries can do something more to them than a mean look. And if France, UK or Russia fuck them up, they are garanteed to see Uncle Sam knocking at their door for the rape time.

Exactly, so now our military spending wouldn't be 1147, but somewhere around 10,000-20,000

>moldova
>7 town rapists reporting for duty
also the swedish 555 reminds me of a certain memeber of a group

I guess that makes sense, but I don't really think Russia is a threat to Norway. Doesn't really seem like their style.

Fair enough. MNGA.

Well, nobody is a threat to Norway as of today. They're placid oil producers who have a neutral diplomatic stance, close to the EU (in a way Theresa May dreams of, but won't have) and they behave rationally against Russia, who tests them quite often.

It has a lot of importance for the russians and europeans in a case of a war between each other:
- Norway is the Gibraltar of the north, if you control it you control the baltic sea, nothing can enter or exit without passing by it
- It is the only way for them to reach the russian to reach the atlantic ocean and so to attack Britain without having to conquer both Germany and France first
- It is a naturally fortified place against sea landing
- There is a lot of oil which is always good in a war

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Norway has extremely sophisticated air defense systems I've heard.

Why are you cucks wasting your shekels on tanks when we can give it to refugees?

Are you kidding? Think of all the white people they'll be able to run over with tanks as their refugees take over and have a national gore holiday. The only thing they need to order now are the HD go pros for all the immigrants to wear.

Norway is like the richest country with compulsory service by far. With that in mind it makes a lot of sense.

When we get so many Europeans in one place it's magical. Are American arguments this amusing?

>bix noods
>can't spell
>rudimentary understanding of geography (the world is flat guys)
Honestly, no

But I thought Norway was our west coast?

>only three countries spend more than we do
>eurocucks not totally cucked
we will kill all of you EU subhumans when shit goes down.

This, it's still not a high % of our GDP.

>paying less tax means you're cucked.

Face it: we cucked America into paying for our defense.

STOP

LOOK AT THE FLAG

Well, military debate can't quite be hold with you, as you're the fucking first by far. At best, we can debate on how shitty is the F-35, which is always fun to see.

more seriously, Europe is quite tense since the Brexit and Trump happening. Anglo saxon isolationism often means shitty times ahead, and central europeans are already shaking. The NATO question is prominent since trump said it was obsolete, and now everyone and their mothers are looking at the best military countries here. And when you look at the budget, the only two serious contenders here are Russia and France, both displeasants picks for everyone here (especially Germany, who fear from their loss of influence in the EU while France can reassert it's place, not economically, but militarily, since we're now the first military power in the Union, and the only nuclear one).

Interesting times ahead.

We know you will, mountain jew, we know

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Beer is ideal to relax after a day of hard work.

Wine is for lazy people.

>Granted, Norway does have a better military than the saudi
I could gather up a bunch of 12 year olds and have a better military than the Saudis.

Wrong thread Aquafresh

Im sorry but isnt Ukraine supposed to be arming itself to the teeth?

>Moldova
Kek.

Yeah but the Americans are paying for that, not Ukrainians. Yet.

Saudi army is like top 5 in the world :P

I'm surprised there's so much question around NATO in Europe. There are things about NATO that are becoming more fallible but that doesn't mean we aren't allies with common enemies. If Russian tanks rolled into Europe you're 100% guaranteed that all of Europe would respond along with the US.

I found the town rapist.

Hypothetically, does the EU stand a chance against USA if that was to happen?

Where do you think they're going to get money for it?

Yeah but how likely is that? NATO is fine against the Russians but the next wars will be 4th generation style fought using fifth columnists already implanted.

US, Russia, China, India, UK. In that order, Saudi doesn't even rank in the top 10.